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Hello
Hello
>Na, I'm fine
So said he
Moments later, died from a heart attack
Where is she going?
I'm fine
DUDE what if my DICK was inside a PUSSY?!
School.
Then you would cum cum I think
Thats a cool bike
i will go take a nap
hope i don't miss the get
Quite, yes.
Can I nap too?
yes
They look a little old for highschool
Sleep well fren
She was 17 then, that's not old for HS.
She looks older
i dreamed about user last night
That's genuinely surprising to hear, I get the exact opposite all the time.
Reverse asian syndrome
No you didnt
i don't remember what the dream was about since i was distracted with the erection i got after thinking about last night.
Sounds weird, but OK.
Why the FUCK haven't you joined this server yet?
discordapp.com\invite\zSyp9sX
Copy to your browser... EZ...NO-RULES, no yannies
GO GO GO
MSG_ID: iymqcsd9h7
CAN YOU FUCKING TELL ME WHY YOU'RE NOT HERE YOU SILLY MOTHER FUCKER
DONT READ KIKE
COPY THAT SHIT TO YOUR FUCKING BROWSER
discordapp.com\invite\zSyp9sX
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She looks like she sleeps alot
Wanna fug?
oh, wait, i remember a bit...
i was playing vidya with him. we were talking in some sort of voice chat or something. he has a nice voice.
i have a girlfriend
>be 14 years old
>visiting my cousins (they're 14 and 16)
>spend the day speaking about this and that, picking some mushrooms together etc
>give a good impression about yourself (I guess?)
>sauna in the evening
>nudity is a normal thing here, so we're all going in at the same time
>my penis goes into stand-by mode just from the thought of being nude with my cousins (doesn't look like an erection but got much bigger)
>occasionally taking a dip in the ocean nude with the cousins
>exchanging flirty looks between me and my cousins, smiling but no one yet says anything
>parents of my cousins and my parents as well get enough of sauna and decide to leave, to get some wine and to get the grill ready
>me and my beautiful cousins NUDE, sitting close next to each other
>at this point I get embarassed as my dick starts to get fully erect because my cousins are solid 5/5
>I tried to hide it
>cousins giggled with each other but said that its nothing, they start to flirt with me
>"do you wanna touch my boobs?"
>hell yeah I think to myself, moving my hand closer to her firm breast
>"but can I touch your dick?"
>pssh tough spot, dont know what to answer really
>suddenly my father barges in the sauna
>"This is an emergency. Girls get your asses out of here"
>cousins leave and dad unleashes a steamy shit fountain over the sauna stove
>dad lies me down onto my stomach
>"I will shit on your back now, son"
>"okay dad"
>shit ejects onto my back
>dad rubs it against my back and asks "you like that huh you like that son?"
>"well to be honest, not really dad" I said
>"Well... neither did I, I thought that you'd like it." he said
>never speak about the shit episode with dad
Slut. I don't care
What kinda thread is this and why do you like Akari so much?
Who is akari?
Isnt she called akaza akari or something? It was a long time since i watched it.
She's actually very energetic, to the point of annoying her coworkers at times (pulling pranks on them, that kind of stuff).
I dont know who you are talking about? Who?
I'm posting blank images
Does she like eggs?
>Akari
Who that?
Tfw you get made fun of by weirdos in weird thread.
Yes.
>weirdos making fun of weirdos
That's Yea Forums in a nutshell.
get
do you guys know my friend Kase?
I know you
No, but I know someone who looks like her.
I smell nerdy teens itt.
No the waifu thread is over there
No, that's .
Hopefully this will be a good get
et'll bee ebil
Hi
why do waifu threads always leak here
You
What are you on about, mate?
high
Houryew
Its you
hey friend.
Hakase da nya~
Yes
em big habby hob fren haz bin
I can hear the "Same-Same" from here.
Me, too
i made the place look nice and made your favorite tea and all you got me was a Snickers bar.
Slepy
Way ye baj bani?
En eye wer eed yew no cam blejk
You have some white gaps on the top right side, mate.
Fuck
Well i was close I guess
what's something i can stick in my boyhole?
u wowreey bout we u silly eye nebar gow enywer alwise en yor mind
...
Nothing, you filthy poofter.
Eye duew onli beguz eye ned hed ef luz eye crzier
Take a razor and detach the blade. Fucking fag
uz a silly ice fren eye mek ebil suun
Yew ice wii meat
eye ebil!!! wez nebar meat u sea odor smelly ice frens
Whey yew nu lake me enut touhou mat mei
can we all meet (and fuck)?
eye ike fren butt wez nebar meat u tri bulli we entwo et, u hab loots ovb smelly ice frens two meat u bee gud frens wiff dem
gay is not okay
w-what if we say no homo?
And fug(fudge(fack(fuc)))?
Eye buli mii ebil yew ice
ez stil gey
em ebil!!! you ice bulli foursss ebil tow bee ice, u nwows pikar
Yew et cottage cheese hot pockets en smel lek bark eye ebil yew ice
sleep is so nice
how do i never wake up?
uz lic old mem arrrm pitts u fake ebil.
Lots and lots of pills.
Yew men nu lake mii
:( when you find out take me with you
sleep with me and you won't have to
yee eyem a meanie em ebil affber al... butt eye ike u smelly ice peepol
Yew kawaii
Doki doki
u bum sniffar
that's not a Christian thing to do
i'm just saying sleep together in the same bed like two guys. what are you implying?
Yes ice eye soap wi fren fur ebar
Hi
>sleep together in the same bed like two guys
That's still pretty guy, mate.
yee wez ebil frens
Sew wii meat
any accidental body contact can make that gay
and once you go gay, there's no way to ungay yourself
hi
I'm down
If you find the secret let me know user
I should sleep but I really don't want to. Sleep brings tomorrow.
lets be friends
>2 off the big get
'K.
let's make accidental body contact
Rigs more like nigs
Slepy
Hi
noww u gow meat smelly ice frens
slep noww spennd ore tim habby dremin
kay
Akari more like Agaeri
Meat bowlf
Agario
Oi, yall wanna play a game?
Dreams are nice but so is chilling on Yea Forums and YouTube. And recently my dreams have been too good. Does anyone else have dreams where they wake up and are soul-crushingly disappointed at reality? I had one Tuesday and it's still bothering me
no lewd or gay stuff in this comfy thread for frens
we should keep it Christian
all the time
yeah, kinda
i had a really awesome vidya dream Tuesday night, too.
i love vidya dreams
o-ok
How do I gamer
work was weird
>Does anyone else have dreams where they wake up and are soul-crushingly disappointed at reality?
Why, yes, all the time.
hey friend! welcome! are you alright? do you need anything?
What are your too good dreams about?
Oh yeah? Do you remember enough to describe it?
What kind of game?
Tell us about it user
You know what game it is
I need 24 of you lovely ladies. If we fall short, just post a couple fillers
Ill need some voluntaries
>Oh yeah? Do you remember enough to describe it?
pic related
I'd like to hear about your dreams too, if you'd like to share
>What are your too good dreams about?
me loving and being loved
:o are you suggesting same fagging how dare you! I thought each of your characters was a different poster >:(
meat smelly frens onlie eye knot reel
u mek self hav bad dey twomorrow bye stayin upp. al da reeson two slep four gub drems
high
yes
those are nice pure dreams though
they usually involve my ex
which is fucking funny
Eye dleptea
i had one of those once and its been bothering me ever since
hello, thank you. yes im alright.
well i was thinking having like, a vr tsugu that was just by me all the time smiling would give me the strength to do anything
or like a tulpa or something
well i was kinda tired all day, like mentally it was kinda weird
but the notable part was i was sorting some silverware to put away,and i was spacing out really hard, but then i heard this really loud beep, so loud it startled me and hurt my ears
but it didnt hurt my ears actually, and then i wasnt sure if i had actually heard it so i asked my coworker and he said he heard it too
but then i started feeling really strange, like i wasnt really there, or like i had never been here before or something its hard to explain
and then it kinda went away for the most part, but im still feeling a little weird even now
hai how ar yuu?
What do you mean user?
Dude that's awesome! Must have been an absolute blast to experience it
Mine is pretty closely related. I am in a relationship that's kind of falling apart. My dreams are about it being fixed. Feels bad man
You're right but I don't have to be up by a specific time so eh
Hmmm could it have been a carbon monoxide leak? Those set off alarms, sometimes for a short period, and it makes you feel light headed
oh, sorry
do you miss your ex?
something like this?
youtube.com
was super blast! i love my dreams so much!
Wanna see more?
well my coworker was fine, i dont know. and it was a single very short beep that i've never heard before.
yeah but better
Get out, normalfaggot.
Based
See for yourself, it seems a friend got ahead of me and made a game of his own. same thing tho so check it out
u a butt, mi butt
em gud knot seen bread frens lang tim mak habby know thayy gud
wel ifb u knot hav tings tow dow ez ok butt u ned slep
no, not really
Owo
Sleptea
do you miss loving and being loved?
go slep den
Do you like me
Mayobee
I'm jealous! I sometimes have dreams like those but usually my fun dreams are me hiking and exploring instead of playing games
No way to know at this point haha but I'm glad you're fine now user
I'm sure I'll fall asleep by 3 tonight
Oh yeah I missed that
user said he needs 24 different pics before it begins I guess?
gled 2 heer, hop yu hav grate day!
fair enough
how are you today?
hiking and exploring sounds super fun! i'm sure you've had some awesome hikes in your dreams.
it's not exactly playing video games, it's being inside the video game (although sometimes i do have dreams of playing vidya). like VR except real life, except you know it's a video game. it's a crazy mash and it just works and i love it.
eyem tellin yor mommy
knight owl dot ruuin slep sedual
thx u hab grater day ice fren
Yew mi mami
Image limit lole
no?
i'm fine
all i want from life are nice comfy things and some amount of traveling (the more the better though)
ye, you are super nice
...
The image limit killed the post I wrote
Unless I forgot how to post I guess
I'm good man. Just kinda tired. I saw detective Pikachu with some friends today and that was a lot of fun
How about you? How was work besides the weirdness?
Agreed! I have had some pretty sick tomb raider-esque dreams actually
I killed my sleep schedule a long time ago user
I'll make a new one soon I just don't feel like it now you know?