When’s the last time you had sex?

3 hours ago

6 years ago. With somebody I shouldn't.

same here

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Any particular reason for you?

last night

never :')

2006

poor fag living with parents

That's a reasonable excuse. I own a house and have a well paying job and no real excuse for reclaiming my virginity; i just really don't care enough

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Last Saturday. About to go visit the same whore for an hour. She’s $120 for the hour and I feel like some facefucking followed by some gently missionary then a nice sloppy bj.

Almost two years ago. Slept once after that between two girls but there was no sex.

how often do you masturbate?

Never.

once a day usually. Don't really do more than that and sometimes only every 2-3

I've had it and with multiple different girls. Sometimes only hookups, sometimes while in a relationship with them

When I was born.

We must be married to the same girl.

8 months

I fucked my wife Wednesday night.

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why'd you stop having sex tho?

January 1st 2018.
With a woman.
With a dude? Fuck knows... I've only ever slept with 1 dude but we've definitely fucked since the woman I fucked.

23mins ago

About a couple of weeks ago, I think?
Will be having sex again next week, though.

I think a week ago? Maybe 5 days. I can't remember. I started trying to go clean not long after so I don't have a libido rn

I don't have a good answer. There was a girl that i was in love with and was with off and on throughout all of college and after and she didn't want to be with me and i held out hope and didnt really want to be with someone else and then just time passed i guess. I've gone on some first dates with people and i dont really like them that much and it doesnt lead anywhere.

if I had my own place and money i'd have every broad over

Last Sunday. Not a gf just a fuck buddy from work

God this is me. Except I rent a place for 250 a month I can't have anyone over with or I risk losing the good deal. Very frustrating you can't keep a gif with just car sex unless she can have you over constantly or she has a place

Unhappily single.

She ruined my life and I've not recovered since.

First week of September 2015

I was a fucking idiot who fell in love with a trans girl who was in a relationship but with a dead bedroom. She was the first person who ever made me feel wanted, sexually. I was just a friend with benefits for her but she was my world. Life is weird Yea Forumsros

Maybe I'll end up like that, broke up with my gf 9 months ago and haven't really got arround anyone else in any aspect. It's good to focus on oneself sometimes i think

The fact that you're larping is not a good sign for your lie.

nerver

It's a pretty nice (~$600k) townhouse in the city as well. You have no idea how many people have said to me 'you must get all kinds of girls over here' to which i just smile and node or say not really. The only real reason i want to have sex outside of playing with some titties is just to finally fuck in my house. I had a roommate that lived with me for close to a year, he banged his gf here regularly so i wont be the first one laid in my own house even.

careful, it's easy for months to turn into years

7? 8 years ago

Yesterday w/the gf. But most of the time I'd rather jack off to pictures of other girls

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Faggot

1.5 years ago. I forget what the warmth of a woman feels like

About 7 hours ago.

Over three years ago-- the first and only time I've had 'sex.' I got my dick sucked for about one minute and rimmed by bf for about as long. I count it as a technicality. I'm 29 and still feel like I'm a virgin.

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1994

Almost a week, though I'm aiming to fix that tonight, wish me luck Yea Forumsros

>RSDfreetour
What the fuck is this pyramid scheme bullshit? All these people look like huge douchebags. Fucking random women regularly is not a fulfilling life. Even the ones I've fucked I never find that... Satisfying I guess would be an acceptable word

am in the same boat as you. Had sex yesterday, after a month going without it. At least once a week I gotta shoot a load looking at chubby girls on the internets to evacuate