H-hello Anonymous! How was your d-day today?

Happy Birthday Alice! I love you!

Happy birthday Alice, hope it's a really good one \o/

YummY!
So do you just pick one out of the field behind you and then what?

Stop writing like an autistic anime character and act like a woman

Love you too

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That's what women act like.

Happy birthday alice!

whynotboth.jpg

Thanks

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Peeling is optional.

She already peeled them so if you're going to follow her instructions, you have to peel too. Those are the rules.

So do you live on a farm now or something?

I p-prefer it!

Yes, c-city life wasn't for me, w-which is why I am playing Stardew with Reimu at 9PM EDT today right after t-this thread at my twitch: CeltyPlays

Finally, w-we boil these potato chunks for 30 miunutes

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Gonna go get ready for our stream~
Try not to miss me too much!

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W-will try

And h-here we have our lovely steak! I r-recommend using a thin london broil, not a strip steak like I h-have here, but it IS my b-birthday

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Time for Alice's nightly steak.

I see you use that salt pretty often lol.

IT IS N-NOT NIGHTLY

Alright, f-first step with the steak: beat the s-shit out of it until it's thin enough to sear properly

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Happy birthday Alice! I hope you're doing great!

those bottles look very large next to someone so small.
you mind if I sub in some fish on this?

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Gotta say, that steak looks actually really good

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I do

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>I'M ALREADY HUNGRY FOR IT AGAIN

Well, yeah. I mean, you eat steaks every night.

what kind of shit cut of meat are you eating that you pound it out and season it so much? buy a good sirloin and just season with salt and cook rare. god damn.

I d-do not!

N-now we season the steak

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Happy birthday!
Thanks for the best, if not only, OC on chan

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I think she knows what she's doing. She's eaten more steaks than there are stars in the sky.

this retarded tranny is still breathing...
what a sad friday...

My day was good. I cleaned my koi pond. Then went out and got a burger.

Or I c-can buy lower quality steak cuts for cheaper and make them taste better and, as they have less fat, they are healthier overall

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S-sorry dear

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can you teach me how to cook crack

youtube.com/watch?v=ZghGHHBO_nU

Happy birthday, you sexy thing.

My cat died last week, so it's nice to see someone is having a good time

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RAPID FIRE ROUND!
Season the steak with: Oregano!

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I literally beg of you...
Stop with the stuttering bollocks.

RAPID FIRE ROUND!
Season the steak with: Onion Powder!

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What if I want you as a meal?

RAPID FIRE ROUND!
Season the steak with: Garlic Powder!

DING DING DING
KNOCK OUT
wait what were we doing again

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Alice, sweetheart, you're a lovely person. But if you cooked a steak for me and it had all of this seasoning on it I would be disappointed.

That being said, continue.

buh buh butt .. degenerate anime makes du du dumb fucks think it's cute.

You don't want her, she's been burned.

them cows in the background are obviously not real

This a weird trap thread or something?

THAT'S A LOTTA GARLIC

Why?

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b e e f

nope

Wow it's like you can't read at all or something

Alice is a girl.

What the fuck is this thread?

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she won't fuck you, several of us have tried

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Nope, n-not a trap in sight

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Alice is cooking Anonymous a meal.

It's not confusing and you're welcome to stay.

Happy Birthday Alice. I missed you and your threads so much. I wish you a good day and please make these threads more often like before.

W-well no shit, you w-want an award for figuring that out, Einstein?

Don't w-worry, we wash it off at the end

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are you fe(male) or female either way i would love a wife as cute as you cooking me up meals

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Wholesome content. Happy birthday uwu love u

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>the teens and newfags show up 40 minutes late and desperately try to be funny
Every time.

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Being burned doesn't matter to me

You're cute

WOW, Ian I've always wanted to be on a cooking show and now I am!

Well, I only ever eat good steak and there's no sense in hiding that flavour. I'm strictly a pepper and salt kind of man. fair bit of salt (which you did well) and pepper until it looks like granite.

Also works well for venison steaks. Sadly I'm out of venison, didn't do too well this hunting season.

While the s-steak rests, our potatoes should be about d-done boiling! L-let's finish up that mash!

First, d-drain the mashed potatoes of water like so...

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I've been here trying to be funny the whole time.

TITS OR GTFO

She doesn't have any.

Biological female.
To our d-delicious mashed potatoes, let's add a bit of butter. I'll b-be using margarine, but f-feel free to use butter at home: it tends to taste better to me.

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Yay! I can't wait to have more Alice in my life!

Not a trap you say?
Put your hand in front of the camera flat so I can see the length of each finger

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Did you marinate beforehand, Alice? Also keep it up! This steak looks pretty great

Follow your dreams kid, but don't follow them so hard that that happens

found the newfag

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Any thoughts on the ratio of butter to potatoes?

i thought alice and marisa were together??

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Alice, can I have you as a snack?

T-this man gets many internet points.

N-not everyone can afford a strip, ribeye, or filet every week

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Until it goes from no butter to some butter

N-now we add milk to thicken the potato mash and m-make it even more delicious!

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how is nano?

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>add butter
but that tub CLEARLY says NOT BUTTER

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Maybe you shouldn't have prepared such an elaborate meal when you had a stream scheduled right after.

Just saying.

Very well

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Pic unrelated. Thanks for the cooking lesson!

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Did you get that milk from the cows or did you make it yourself? ;)

BETTER THAN VIM

ALICE. How does on stop themselves from eating a bunch of mashed potatoes as soon as they are made? I always end up eating too much before my other food is done.

Just make them last, dummy.

>not turning it up to some potatoes

But do you really believe it?

I've g-got this!

After 30-45 minutes, l-longer if the steak is thicker, wash off your steaks and cook them to at least 120 degrees F, or as m-much as 165 degrees F.

This steak was cooked to 130, as I w-wasn't able to get a good reading with my meat thermometer

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You. I like you.

~CC

Fuck off (((alice)))

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There is no god is there

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Are you the Victoria Justice poster?

Just don't. It's easy to not eat things.

G-go back to /bant/

F-finally, our mixed drink! Since p-people keep complaining I like Coke and Dr Pepper!

First, the Vodka.
AHHH THE MOTHER LAND

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on the off chance its actually your birthday, have a happy birthday. youre a good persona dn i hope youre surrounded with love and happiness

What the fuck are you doing here?

>POUND

that's animal cruelty, sister!

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Can we listen to this also happy Minecraft birthday
youtu.be/u2PiNWjnrG4

Alice, thanks for being there for me when I needed help. Always appreciate it. Hope you have a great birthday.

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T-then a little bit of Kalua! Spicy!

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>tfw I'm 20
Oh, Alice is encouraging underage drinking. How scandalous!

yayy!
Happy birthday alice!

my day was pretty busy~
but i helped a bunch of people, glad to relax now XD

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Sure!

Then a d-dash of cream for t-the perfect white Russian. I c-call it a Trump!

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Anons, post some tunes that we can listen to while pounding our steaks and salting our potatoes

I'm trying to spread the truth. These orbiters have never been redpilled on the evils of Alice 3d

ha, amerifags have to be 21 to drink

how can i get i be more in contact with alice is there a discord server or something
First time seeing you but love it

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My day? A couple of shootings and tons of paperwork. Congratulations on 26 years.

Happy Birthday! :)

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Go back to /ck/

Finally, a side dish! What you've all been waiting for!

Just...just cut up some water melon, it's delicious. Do it.

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Happy birthday!

youtu.be/TwDOa-lvizM

Why the FUCK haven't you joined this server yet?
discordapp.com\invite\zSyp9sX
Copy to your browser... EZ...NO-RULES, no yannies
GO GO GO
MSG_ID: ri1xc1s8f
CAN YOU FUCKING TELL ME WHY YOU'RE NOT HERE YOU SILLY MOTHER FUCKER
DONT READ KIKE
COPY THAT SHIT TO YOUR FUCKING BROWSER
discordapp.com\invite\zSyp9sX
discordapp.com\invite\zSyp9sX
discordapp.com\invite\zSyp9sX

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This aggression will not stand, man.

Thank you v-very much

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I w-was never there.

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Steak with watermelon huh? nice combo I guess
Happy bday nonetheless

happy birthday alice

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>implying I'm a nigger

I haven't seen one of these threads in a long time. I guess I just don't browse at the same time anymore.

I prefer to leave my mashed potatoes a little thicker so I can shape them into patties and pan fry them the next morning for breakfast.

Anyway, happy birthday!

Dont be late Alice

looks like afterbirth, not steak.

Papapapa pa pa paaaaa!
The full meal! I hope you enjoy!

I'll be streaming on Twitch at 9PM EDT if you w-want to join me: CeltyPlays

Otherwise, h-have a wonderful night

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the best thread there has been since last year

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That's the secret ingredient. Don't tell Alice I told you.

Bye Alice

would have preferred you topless and apron at your waist.

fucking attention whore and her beta followers just happy for any female attention they can get, this thread is pathetic

there is and you're in her thread

Thank you d-doll

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*visible confusion*

Beggers c-can't be choosers!

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S-sorry dear, I neither desire n-nor want attention!
But f-feel free to take t-that sad, angry hole in your heart and f-fill it up w-with whatever food you can

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Lol that's what we did to the witness after she tried to call the cops

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I love you Alice! I'm going to go enjoy lurking in your stream now.

it's all over the news, scientists have deemed it not healthy to eat it... like some idiots do.

Can you show us how to prepare a delicious Andy Sixx steam-meal please?

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N-not what the news is saying at all, b-but you feel free to be racist f-for no reason

Jesus fuck I can't get over how much of a craving I have for Andy's brown jet propulsion system. I want his rocket down my throat so it wubbers and shakes like a rooster cowl as his corny effluence is shot straight through my body, firing my intestines out prolapsing and flopping about like a pink, chunky garden hose.

I cream myself Sixx times a night thinking of his fat cat scat gothing up my innards.

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Alice, I have a question. You cook a lot, so what cookware do you have? Do you have a nice set of knives and pots/pans? I'd like to get you something if you don't.

b-but choosers c-can be beggers!

I have a question too, what's the best condiments to use while I slidde on of Andy's hot fucking logs done my throte?

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I use lloydpanskitchenware.com/ w-with anodized aluminium pots and pans

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Pretty shitty day/month/year. Seeing you post makes me feel less lonely and more loved. Even though I know you don't and never love me in particular, knowing the generic love exists helps.

Would you?

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*squeezes tightly* I l-love you very much dear

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Lol idc I love Alice, she cheers me me up. That's the only thing that matters to me.

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>shitty

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I love listening to Alice's voice while posting in her thread!

But you can't love that person uniquely if you've never met them. It doesn't really mean much.

I love you Alice,
but what did that poor steak ever do to you.

It w-was delicious. Try it b-before you deny it

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doesn't sound very feminine does she...

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She'll love you if you let her get to know you. Unless you turn out to be a monster, I guess.

H-Happy Birthday Alice-Sama!

>inb4 tricking kids to donate to my patreon
>inb4 tricking kids to subscribe to my twitch
>inb4 tricking kids to buy my mixtape
Running low on funds again, aren't you whore? Exploiting the stupid again? KYS

Have you ever heard a female before?

Happy birthday Alice, have a good one

Where have you been you dumb weab? Next stream when?

Wow, I'm surprised I never heard of these guys. They have pretty great reviews everywhere. I've got mostly cast iron and stainless steel, honestly a nicely seasoned cast iron works for me about as well as a regular nonstick pan. Are the ones you have as low maintenance as they look?
Also, what's your preference on knives?

Alice doesn't do any of those things. She doesn't even have a patreon.

Shut the fuck up, you kike.

She's streaming right now. She's talking about how hard it is to be a mommy.

Bitch fuck you.

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she literally has a link to a merch store on her twitch, tho

streamlabs.com/celtyplays/#/merch

alice waifu weebs BTFO
based
mint
exposepilled

That's a manbod if I ever saw one.

she does, I'm listening to her on twitch

A-alice could you please write I l-love you user on the wite board and blow us a k-kiss?

>no mention of patreon
>no mention of mixtape
>no mention of sub on switch
you first nigger

Right now, she's on twitch: CeltyPlays

And? Looks like some pretty cool designs

guess you never saw a woman huh

It literally says "pissing off /bant/", and I assume you are from /bant/ huh? Guess it's working

she left dude

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Have you ever been around someone who stutters? It's fucking annoying

seething
unironically go have sex with a real woman ya fan

you are seething? didnt notice through all that butthurt
sorry buddy, im into men, and let me tell you. that aint a man. not even a twink.

I'm lonely

Sounds like a teenage boy

go watch her on twitch then

She stutters IRL just not as often as she does in text.

Forgot image

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sounds like a jersey girl to me fam

Why don't you fuck off and die?

because you aren't as strong as she is

You aren't wrong but she's a girl.

what kind of bulldyke jersey bitches are you hanging around?

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What??????

Dear Jeebuz, please kill the millenitards, zoomers, sjws and femanazis.

dunno, what kinda insane traps are you balls deep in that you think this woman is a man?

yet here she is, and you can't stop her

>never gonna have an alice gf
>always just gonna be masturbating to her voice and pictures

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more like I just saw the link on her twitch page, which she posted?

faggot

tfw no irl Alice to cook a nice dinner for our birthday then chill games/anime later
uwu

You can chill and play games with her here: twitch.tv/celtyplays

You can watch anime with her here: vaughnlive.tv/thehotbox
She's hosting an anime movie tonight

lmfao where do i start?
manhands, longer forearm to shoulder ratio, narrow hips, no breasts, broad shoulders and a tree trunk for a neck.
He's not using the piece of paper to hide his face, faggot, he's using the piece of paper to conceal the fact that it's a dude.

Yee I got the stream link on steam earlier, making myself some burritos rn with it running in the background
What movie? :o

literally none of those things are true dude.
the hands are small and delicate, the forearm to shoulder ratio is perfect for an asian woman, her hips are NOT narrow, she's got tits (she's posted in a bikini before), and her shoulders are not broad.
you really want a girl to have a dick huh?

dunno it's always a surprise

delusional faggot

>he
nah that's a girl, probably hiding her face so sperglord wanna be chads like you dont try to fuck her

nah that's you

>a tree trunk for a neck.

What the fuck are you even talking about? Her neck is elegant and shapely.

he's making shit up because he can only get a hard on to dudes

coping incels who have never fucked a real woman before

lol coping incel

got a wife. can still tell alice is obviously a girl. shes asian, they are small and dainty, and thats what alice is

lol not my fault you cant tell a man from a woman

>got a wife
ok incel

cope

projecting buddy

>can't believe someone has a different belief than they do
okay retard

nah thats the guy who is projecting a dick onto a woman lmao

W-why t-the f-fuck a-are y-you s-stuttering?

not my fault you only get hard to dudes, dude

why aren't you

You're clearly a faggot

Im not the one who wants a dick on a chick

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I think you should seek therapy for general delusional disorder for thinking that this "Alice" (who looks like he is about 5'11) has absolutely nothing in the way of identifying it as a woman.
It's not a woman. It is a man. If you cannot accept that, then you are coping hard.

She has nerve damage from saving someone from a fire or something. She actually does stutter and just exaggerates it for her Alice character on here.

I think you're projecting. You're the one getting hard to "Alice," who is in fact a man.

Fuck off bitch. The lady just cooked us dinner asshole. Be grateful.

You realize this is a guy, right?

I guess that's a good thing, keeps it fun that way!

I think you should seek therapy for thinking a probably 5' 2" asian woman is 5' 11" lmao

>her
lol deluded faggot

it isn't, it's a woman

>asian
not with those hands lmao

I think you don't know what projecting means buddy

Healthier? Ah, and my lemonade is healthier because it has LESS arsenic

>delusional incel cope

That doesn't change the fact that I want my meat viciously pounded with a hammer though, does it?

>not her
lmao trap loving faggot

they are small and dainty, guess maybe if you have low T you might think those are man hands

>delusional trap lover cope

I think you have been projecting this entire time. That is clearly a man. You are clearly delusional for thinking it is a woman.
Manbod 100000%. If that actually is a woman, I feel sorry for her because she has the physical body of a man.

definitely not asian
most likely a caucasian male

r u gay

If I was attracted to "her", why would I be disrespecting "her" pronouns you retarded faggot?
I'm just pointing out that you're a deluded faggot jacking off to a dude.
There you go projecting again. Kill yourself.

It's a guy dressing as a woman, hiding his face, and making shitty, cancerous foods

i think you don't have any idea what projecting is
that's a woman
if you think it's a man, you are wrong
it's definitely not a man bod, but I mean, I guess you'd know better than me cuz
i aint gay

this

definitely not male, definitely an asian

because you want her to have a cock, duh
you can't stand women because they reject you at every turn, so you imagine dicks on perfectly ordinary women so you have a chance with them

i can't tell if we're just trolling each other at this point or if you are just legit hardcore in the closet with you homosex tendencies

it's definitely not a guy

samefag

>into the trash it goes

glad to hear you are throwing yourself away

Happy birthday, you silly goof! I don't have much to give you, except another "thank you" for those Kamina glasses all of those years ago.

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This faggot has no idea how to peel potatoes.

no i am throwing away your post because it is retarded drivel much in the same way you are retarded drivel
please go play with a basketball in traffic

Happy birthday Alice. Thanks for the steaks. Next time we go just a hair less on the salt.

A little. I don't care who's doing it though, I just want someone to do it. I think she has the right amount of skill for it too. She hammered hard enough to rock the table but gently enough so as not to completely flatten the meat in one strike. It's she has good control and is not bad looking either. I want her to smash my dick with all her strength.

why the fuck do you type with a stutter?

>doesn't understand how 4ch works
hey newfag
it's a guy

Thanks for the thread. This is the kind of content that keeps me hitting F5 on this shitty website night after night.

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he's a tranny faggot

Alice is 5'8" and a skeleton.

So pull down your pants and bash it on a table. Hopefully you keep the meat out of your mouth though, that's pretty gay

100%

GR15 :)

"Alice" is also very clearly a man with serious mental problems who like to roleplay as some kind of cooking mama bullshit on Yea Forums

not a very convincing one either

I don't have a table.

Its a much better day now, the weekend is here, just gonna relax, fly planes and watch some anime.

In WAAAY over my head in a project at work and everyone expects me to just "know how to do it" so feeling a bit meh right now but I know it will be better tomorrow.

Seems like you do, and you're craving meat...gay

provide evidence for the serious mental problems. are you a fucking doctor?

Damn the stream is over. :( I didn't cum yet.

lol
but its a cute

Why so hostile?

What's wrong user?

Who hurt you?

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wtf is wrong with that steak jesus christ

It's a man, dressed up in women's clothing, preparing food with a piece of paper in front of his face calling himself "Alice"and insisting to everybody he talks to on Yea Forums that he is actually a she.
"Alice" probably answers to Billy or John or Daniel or something in his daily life.
You guys are probably closeted faggots for not realizing that's a man though.

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ur welcome fam

they aren't wrong

and i love every second of it

>beating a nice thick steak so it 'sears properly'
What in the literal fuck?

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>not beating a thick steak
shes cooking it in a pan not on a grill

>990990

hehe

yes they are

nothing? looks cooked well to me?

You don't answer to Melanie. You're not fooling me with this tripe. I know a manbod in the early stages of HRT when I see one. That or you have gynecomastia.

There's about a .08% probability that you are actually a she.

None of that implies a mental illness. Eccentricity is not the same as having a mental illness.

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OK faggot

>it's a man
prove it. burden of proof is on you faggot
>dressed in womens clothing
I'll give you that
>Preparing food
What's wrong with that?
>insisting to everyone he talks to on Yea Forums that he is actually a she
what if she is a she though? Prove she isn't

but none of this means shes mentally ill either

>I know a manbod

Just because you see a girly fembod in the mirror every day doesn't mean that's typical for men.

Alice has major sex appeal!

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do you guys really think this is a girl or is that the joke?

S-sorry, I do

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>girly fembod
lmfao

No, you're not.

that's just the truth. are you a doctor? therapist? psychologist? no? then fuck off, this isn't mental illness even if she WAS a he

it's a girl

I am

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No it is pretty clearly a sign of some serious underlying mental health issues but you go about your day of normalizing mental health issues instead of trying to correct them so you don't have to feel so insecure about your own mental health problems.

Get the gets!

no it isn't. nothing in the ICD-10 nor DSM-5 agrees with you. ARE YOU A DOCTOR NIGGER?

You were born with a penis. Do you really want to get doxxed?
I want you to leave pretty badly.

>I don't like someone is doing something
>therefore they are mentally ill
sounds narcissistic to me.

Alice won't let me normalize any mental health issues.

It's actually really annoying.

>hurdrurrrrrrr

Do normal people do this kind of thing?
No? Then it's not normal. Is it possibly detrimental to the well-being of the person? Absolutely.
It's mental illness.He's mentally ill, and so are you.

I w-wasn't

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not being normal isn't the same as being mentally ill
also I have no fucking clue how crossdressing is unhealthy or possibly detrimental to the well being of anyone
also your same fucking argument applies to obesity, which is not a mental illness
soo no
this isnt mental illness
unless you are a doctor FUCK OFF

>Until then, I'll be posting daily
Until you inevitably join the ... what was it, 44% of tranny suicides?
You were not born a female LOL

Okay you mentally ill faggot. Anything to help you feel normal instead of a mentally ill faggot right?

Sorry, I w-was

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Alice isn't a tranny and she won't kill herself. On purpose.

sounds a whole lot like pseudoscience nonsense from a not doctor

Why are you being racist?

can you just post something to prove this guy wrong so we can put an end to this once and for all?

why aren't you

You are not a biological female and there is nothing shy of a timestamped pussy being displayed that will change my mind.
You can create these faggot threads every day bro, I'll make sure to shit them up and let everybody know you're a dude as soon as I see them.

I've p-posted my vulva before, it'll n-never be enough or end "once and for all". It's s-simply not in the cards. The best thing t-to do is call them out on their bullshit and laugh at them

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uwu

Sounds like an awful lot of cope from an insecure mentally ill faggot
>PLEASE ACCEPT ME AND MY DISGUSTING MENTAL ILLNESS
PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ RESPOND

crossdressing isn't the same thing as considering yourself a different gender than what biology gave you.

>there is nothing shy of a timestamped pussy being displayed that will change my mind.

You just want to see her pussy.

I love you and your feminine vulva Alice!

>no amount of evidence will change my mind
Then, as I s-said, if you w-wish for me to leave, the only thing you must do is prove your strongly held convictions

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>posted vulvusaur
ninjga when the fuck was this!??!

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mental illness isn't disgusting. those people need help, not insults.

it's the only way

No amount of evidence?
You posting your supposed biological pussy with timestamp would be all the evidence I need to stop shitting up your threads and let you and your manboy body attentionwhore all day long

Every Tuesday.

You'll never know because you are a newfag haha

S-sure, and sadly, the burden is on you to provide evidence for your claim that I am male

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It's disgusting when they actively reject help and insist that they're not mentally ill when they're smearing fucking shit on each other or fucking each other in the ass so hard for so long that their asshole permanently collapses outward.
Yeah that's definitely NOT mentally ill NOR fucking disgusting.
You know they go around giving each other HIV on purpose right?
Want me to poz in you bro?

i have the pic somewhere

that is bug chasers, not transsexuals. they aren't the same group, not even close.

straight white males also do this.

Nah, it's on you to make a counterclaim. I've pointed out your extremely manlike body. It is very manlike.
SO the only reason these idiots would insist you don't have a manbod is if they themselves have seen some concrete proof that you are a biological female so their intrinsic desire to orbit enables them to see past your glaring physical flaws. That, or they are deluded faggots.
I provided my argument against you being female and it is fairly conclusive that you have a manbod. So. Prove you are a girl.

post it plox

N-no it isn't

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nah, it'd take forever to search through my downloads folder and i'd get distracted by some cute hentai probably

you haven't provided any argument though. there is no evidence, just assertions on your side

>I've pointed out your extremely manlike body. It is very manlike.

It isn't.

>fairly conclusive
>gave literally no evidence
>calls other people mentally ill
whew okay lad where is your handler

this

She doesn't like when we post it. It's disrespectful.

Yeah you can pretend like male trannies are "females" but they're still faggots getting fucked in the ass by other faggots and getting pozzed up just the same.
Are you a delusional faggot?

>extremely manlike body
except you haven't. you've made vague references to anatomical features with no evidence of any kind. that's not anything

They're assertions backed by evidence though.
I'm not the only person to come in and insist you must be a man.
It's because you have the body of a man.
Prove you are not a man.

her body is roughly 95% feminine, and her mannerisms and nature make up for the rest, indicating that she may in fact be the rumored female on the internet, a thing more rare than pepes

Thank you

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so you don't have it...

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no, you are

no they aren't as you've provided no evidence
also you aren't talking to alice lmao

>OTHER people have said it
sure and other people have also said the opposite. that isn't compelling

She's not trans, her sidekick reimu is. He posted some nasty nudes in one of her threads on here a few weeks back

this

oh then get fucked loser
I provided plenty of evidence, it doesn't meet your standards because it shits all over the ugly cunt you orbit that is probably a guy
you should just kill yourself retard lmao

you have provided literally zero evidence

no you haven't, there is literally no evidence in this thread

bullshit, I don't see a single fucking screenshot just assertions

Except I've pointed out all of the physical features which others can also go and look at and see are extremely masculine.
There is nothing feminine about this monstrosity lmao

imagine being this angry