Alright Yea Forums, I have a challenge for you.
Let's see if behind all the nastiness and bestiality of Yea Forums's main board hides the one worthy of Odinson's power.
If singles, thou shall remain as a fatfuck living in thy parents basement.
If dubs, thou merely moves the hammer but can't actually lift it (like Captain America in Avengers 2).
If trips, the Thunder shall lie upon you and thou shall lift the hammer and be granted with the mighty Thor's powers!
If quads, thou shall get FREE GUAC.
Have at thee, Yea Forums.