A real YLYL.
They all seem to suck lately. Let’s make this one good.
A real YLYL
What does YLYL mean?
lol u tk him 2 da bar|?
You must be brand new.
YLYL=You laugh, you lose.
Kek
I wonder who's the newest, the guy that throws:
>What does YLYL mean?
Like in most YLYL threads.
Or the guy actually answering what it means.
lol
Poor Ted.
thats a fucking hamster you dumb cunt
This is what /pol/ actually believes?
Actual fake story outbound.
>Be me.
>25 at the time.
>Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him.
>Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me.
>Have a younger sister, 13 at the time.
>My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist.
>Announces that she's "seeing him".
>Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>Few days later, brings the dude home.
>Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead.
>Visible shrimp dick.
>My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom".
>Discuss for a few minutes.
>They go out.
>Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny".
>Sis comes home.
>Announces it was "fun".
>Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl.
>She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back.
>About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother.
>"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious".
>Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg.
>Tell my father this.
>Laughs uncontrollably.
>MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.
that squirrel must be so scared
>They all seem to suck lately.
You must be new here
You YLYL You YLYL
Yes. God theyre abysmal.
but...xDxDxD...what if...the second guy was ALSO trolling! would be so epic and the joke would be on you HAHAHA I love this website so much
it takes a really special type of person to make a comic about necrophilia and censor the word fuck
shadow of the colossus remastered looks sick
aren't all negro babies white right after birth? isn't that normal?
>Jealous prick detected.
>The GOAT laughs at you
Real deep, comrade.
Low iq yank joke
it means if you YL you YL
i love this
happy caturday user
You leave, you left
Yolololoyo
fake n gay
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:]
I'm cum
Fuck, that IS funny.
>rape is worse than murder
Both are horrific crimes that should be punished severely, but I find it impossible to see rape as worse.
fear bitch
Truth exposed
Is that a lightsaber or are you just happy to see me?
forgot the intel core sticker on the pc
.
>pathetic fan boy whose life peaked in 10th grade detected
>stay retarded and keep thinking others accomplishments are somehow your own because you rooted for thme
even if the patriots win every game, their fans are still losers.
and if he were the goat, he wouldn't have to cheat.
yikers
>probably inflated
Stay mad, kid.
Stfu faggot. Abortion is not murder you extraordinary cunt shitter. Go ahead and say hur dur
>killing an unborn child isnt murder
It fucking isn't. A raped woman shouldn't have to keep her baby and she won't. Abortion laws will only be evaded. Rape is worse than abortion. I wish your halfwit parents would have aborted you, you whore worshipping nigger.
HAHAHA TOP KEK FUN KNEE /s
Fucking plebbit tier meme
Fat whore detected
How come you never see black school shooters?
Kek cry more lefty fags we own you
Kecky Becky.
Stop posting that ugly rapist.
Blacks don't become incels because when they're horny they just rape white women.
Ok.
cringed hard
Alabama is a sanctuary state for babies.
Murder: Willfully, intently killing another human
Human: A mammal whose DNA/genetics defines them as human
Life: The ability to grow, interact, and reproduce (during maturity)
Fetus/Baby/etc: A human life as defined above
Abortion: Willfully, intently killing another human life.
p.s.
Pro-choice: The excuse of ignorant self-centered bastards who despite being human are inconceivably inhumane and use the term to "justify" murder to cover their bad choices in life an/or because they think "life is hard" is an excuse to kill.
Look up "appeal to definition".
Why do you support abortion? You're nothing but a fat ugly chick who can't get a man to have sex with you unless he's bottom tier anyway, so you'll never get pregnant.
Why don't you cheer for the beautiful people's kids to have happy lives instead of listening to the old white liberals put on the Supreme Court years ago to rig a court case because of feminist privilege?
Fucking lost.
I'm not a chick. In fact I'm not an SJW in anyway shape or form. I hate niggers, spicks and most other things that all you degenerates hate. But one thing I don't agree with is Anti-Abortion laws. The main reason being because women will only do other, more dangerous, things to abort their unwanted child. Now, the main type of abortion I support is the abortion of rape babies. If a woman is raped there's no way she should keep that little cunt. If you have sex with your bf and accidentally get pregnant and abort, fuck you.
If a woman is raped, and is in Alabama where she can't abort, she'll either
a) kill herself
b) stick a coat hanger up there and kill the cunt
or c) go to another state and risk 99 years of imprisonment.
About rape thing, I might agree with you. However the other thing is you're setting up a retarded precedent.
"If you don't let us do bad things we will do bad things."
Just punish the shits when they do bad things if they murder their kids otherwise? The cops get jobs, the legal system gets jobs, the people who punish murderers get jobs. Why be afraid of what someone will do because it might mean you have to get off of your chair and respond to it? Just do it. Punish the bitch. Who cares?
lol, this was actually pretty good.
Subbed
Yes, completely normal for black babies to look white immediately after birth.
C is not an option. There is no penalty for women who receive abortions in Alabama. Whether they do it legally in another state, or illegally in Alabama. The law only punishes doctors who perform abortions in Alabama.
Rape is funny and I’m cool with it
Abortion is funny but I’m not cool with it because fat retards like yourself get triggered
haha good one my guy :D
Yes I bet you're cool with it, you degenerate.
It's funny that you have this opinion on rape despite not having the ability to rape because you're so weak and beta. You're the faggot getting raped and that's why you're cool with it.
fucking kek
Abortion is crime prevention.
This is literally the only qualm I have. Abortion keeps the nigger population down. Too bad we're mass importing other 3rd world barbarians by the millions.
it's not a mirror
>everything painted but the 1 dildo is shopped in
>Dept of education
yeah just love gov organizations that make it so our high school graduates can't even do the work of 8th graders from 100 years ago.
kinda like the fed and the value of the dollar...
That gave me a boner
Someone please put the Harry potter music to this.
I do not get this sand-nigger shit
Lol you already made me lose but ok
facial expression from the father tells us everything
...
2adorable4me
So true
Reminds me of the magic mirror from Disney. Or that evil spider nigga from the spider show for kids
>magic mirror on the wall, who i-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Lost
So the appropriate response to rape is to kill an organism that played no part in said rape?
Lost hard
>kek, cry more lefty fags, we own you
>picture posted to a YLYL
>inb4 wasn't targeted at poster
The fat cells in my ass meet all your definitions also.
Maybe I should tell the cops that the doctor who gave me a shot of antibiotics commuted murder.
This is a thinking, conscious, self-aware human being, just sitting there thinking about how great the outside world will be, it deserves the same rights as a 2 year old child
When you haven't actually read the bill, and are just spouting feminist rhetoric.
Idiot.
The woman is not prosecuted, the third party is (i.e., the doctor) .
The baby can be aborted before the fetal heartbeat.
The baby can be aborted up to 20 weeks (5 fucking months) if the product of rape or incest.
The baby can be aborted if keeping it is a danger to the mothers health.
If men could get pregnant, and some nigger came along and fucked you in the ass against your will, then a baby started growing in your colon, and the butt baby would be related to the butt bandit who made it grow there, and when it grows up it will probably look like the butt bandit and constantly remind you of him - Would you want to keep the butt baby?
lost
so is rape , because it prevents abortion in cases of rape and incest .
abortion is a crime .
Does a collection of cells equal life? At what point? Zygote? Blastocyst? First cell division? Or do i commit genocide everytime I blow my load up her ass?
All of that sounds pretty reasonable to be fair
/pol/tards are gunna /pol/tard
The perfect niggresses don't exi-
Yes, we need to stop the genes of rapists from spreading. They don't deserve to reproduce.
That thing looks straight up retarded.
Gametes are not classified as life, so no.
Ouchy!
He nibbles while he chokes on a cock! >mfw
re·tard·ed
/rəˈtärdəd/
adjective
adjective: retarded
DATED•OFFENSIVE
less advanced in mental, physical, or social development than is usual for one's age.
Guess who's the retard now?
Listen up here, Californian degenerate. If you want to rebut my statement that murder is worse than rape by saying that abortion isn't murder, maybe you should consider giving some points that convince me that the two are different.
at least i can spell "them," faggot
If abortion is legal, then it can't be murder. Murder is a legal term meaning the unlawful killing of somebody. If abortion is lawful, it can't possibly, by definition, be murder.
I know Yea Forumsroham, l know.
That's not funny, it's offensive to orphans.
don't blame me user, I can't afford Feminist Re-Education Camp. It's not my fault that I think men can be raped too, or that I think men are not disposable, or that I think men are not all scum. I'm just too poor to know otherwise.
Senator Yes shall quench your thirst, you limey bastard.
What are they gonna' do? Tell their parents?
>File
Tryhard
Unfunny
then you would exterminate more than 50% of animal species on the planet .
Are you insane??
this is mental illness. Cat's are not people, and they are certainly not your child
Fuck
Not in Alabama you moron. Check your facts first. This is true for other states but in Alabama it's a total abortion ban.
>when you have no idea that war is the biggest proponent of scientific discoveries since the dawn of man and has inspired endless artworks
Hey Yea Forums, how do you feel about this man and his 13 year old girlfriend? Keep in mind that he's been to jail for masturbating in a wardrobe like a cuck while his girlfriend got railed by 8 black guys, eventually they figured out he was in there and they dragged him out and pissed on him.
Where's the waste of sperm ray poster? I hope he slit his wrists
Get the fuck out of here
>Keep in mind that he's been to jail for masturbating in a wardrobe like a cuck while his girlfriend got railed by 8 black guys, eventually they figured out he was in there and they dragged him out and pissed on him.
First time I read this trash pasta
Jesus that's stupid
Good YLYL thread
youtu.be
You smirked though?
of course it's a fucking streetshitter
>Girl
Who?
based >Girl poster
Thanks mate.
lost
Saved!
When killing a innocent child is not punished
And falsely accuse someone of rape not only can but will ruin any man life
You know there is a war on ...boh I don't even know man fucking everything
classic kek
You feel better about your small dick now ?
I am fucking DEAD!!!!
you .
since you can't read from your own dictionary post that he's saying an embryo looks underdeveloped for its age .
it's illegal in alabama , dumbshit .
Entry-tier pleb
lost finally goddamit
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Imagine this scenario:
A woman is married to a man who is an identical twin. One day, her husband is at work, and her brother-in-law, her husband's brother, breaks in and rapes her, then escapes.
Now the woman is traumatized by the appearance of her husband, who looks identical to her rapist. Should the woman be allowed to legally kill her husband?
If not, why not? How does this differ from a woman being allowed to kill her unborn child, who is a third party not responsible for the rape, only a physical reminder of it?
Pointing out someone’s typo is the best you got?
Bwahahahaha
12 year olds like you shouldn’t be on this site.
Great arguments.
No ones mad, my dude.
He’s just pointing out facts. You silly little kid :p
Abortion is unlawful by the laws of god, and therefore is murder. “You shall not kill.” says the Lord.
Ha!
no one ever tells jamie to go to bed
god says don't be a fucking retard
You either are too stupid to see the difference or are just being disingenuous for the sake of remaining progressive. My guess is both.
Also you, dumbass
lmao
lost, you deserve a proper (You)
Believing in a universe creating itself out of nuffin is of course something different?
There are open questions in both theories, just saying ...
Exterminate homosexuals.
It DoEsN't LOOK LiKe A hUmAn LeL aLsO i MaKe ChIlDiSh PoStS aNd WaLk AwAy FrOm ThEm ThInKiNg I'm AcTuAlLy InTeLlIgEnT
The problem is that religious people believe there is a caring god which runs somewhat against the obvious indifference of the universe
Made me chuckle
Calm down there, Nancy.
>stealthmouse.webm
thats a fucking hamster you moron
but then trump would win all the elections
Fucking lost.
;
test
Now you leave this site, and never return.
Fucking lost. Degenerates going to hospital for degenerative shit is absolute comedy gold
if you ask me the Jews did it
Summer fags are here early
At least he has a father I guess
They call me cool. Uncle cool
well they aren't white-white but they do come out a lighter shade then their skin darkens after a little while, but that baby is CLEARLY fucking half white
lost it
adsfasdgagadsfhgadfh
*Coral
I think that dog has autism.
That's the same as saying "Your hypothesis sounds wrong, so my opinion based stone age mans belief that a magic man did it must be right"
You're an intellectual midget with zero critical thinking skills.
I strongly urge you to take an overdose.
dear god that gif is probably older than you
You Lel, You're Lame
lost so hard
can relate
>fue
>fie
>zabbazabbadie
i bet this was fucking epic
but it's not?
there he goes
Enough with the fucking nigger sportsball unfunny dogshit
Other than you I don’t tell you your thesis is wrong ...
I’m saying, none of the two is unquestionably, so we should let me believe mine and you believe yours.
kek
This is either some kind of bizarre satire, or is written by a mental patient.
What if we make a compromise and perform abortions only when Alice’s electron’s spin is up, then since hers is entangles with Bob’s, his will be spin down. Deciding based on a quantum outcome ensures the baby is still alive in a parallel universe, so killing it in this one is less not a’ight, dawg.
What'chu lookin' at?
Per your standards, capital punishment is also murder
This is so autistic I'm surprised you were able to post.
We do cheer for the kids.
It's republitards that reject every measure to help them.
You seem upset
i wounder who took the pic
WRONG
The bama bill has NO exceptions for raoe and incest.
"Fetal heartbeat" has nothing to do with viability.
WRONG
Brainwaves do not develop until 24 weeks.
NO awareness.
Not thinking.
Not conscious.
The Camera took the picture
Moron.
>doesn't get sarcasm
telecatter
So this is what the inside of balls look like.
If this doesn't make you lose then you have no sense of humor
wut by itself ?
If so, then no capital punishment, no military or police force, UNLESS they use strictly non-lethal methods.
You're not smart enough to contribute anything of substance.
Lost
(Eye roll)
Still dont see a problem with that
No ones telling her she has to raise it. Just that she cant murder it.
user you fucking godsend
Yep, Apparently.
because when blacks kill blacks it's not news
Conception. It has its own genetic code, its its own unique human life. Its not comparable to bodiluly waste. Coms on. You know that answer. Youre just hoping no one else does.
you know what else is shopped in? the new posters, the hair, the hat and the pring on the t-shirt. but for /pol/ it's a good shoop
You dont get to decide wether someone gets to live or die based on their genes. Thats what the nazis believed you fucking imbecile.
Wtf man
i see
Every YLYL thread.
Can you guys be faggots in another thread?
Imagine being this unfunny, that you thought this wasn't shit
I just noticed the ups driver is smiling but hes about to get fired for that mess so either this is fake or the man is going insane