OLDFAG WISDOM THREAD
oldfags (40+ anons), give us youngsters some advice from experience, what to do and not to do in our 20s and 30s and beyond, what you regret doing and not doing and whatever else you would like to add
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OLDFAG WISDOM THREAD
Mason Johnson
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Jonathan Green
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When someone gives you advice, think about their motivations and how they work. Sometimes advice is good, but not for you.
Don't let yourself get stuck with obligations you don't enjoy doing.
Drugs fuck people up
Remember you're gonna die someday
Lucas Cook
Never ever, ever stick your dick in crazy. Crazy chicks may be a great fuck but trust me - you will pay dearly.
Jordan Lee
Not 40s yet but I’ll pass on some wisdom. I’m in my 30s and have been married nearly 10 years. This year I fucked a 26 year old girl at work. She’s a total slut. I mean anything goes. It’s the best sex I’ve ever had. She is totally cool and has kept the secret. Except now it’s moved further and we’ve caught feels for each other. Every day it gets harder and harder at home. I can’t just leave my wife because we have kids and a house and I’m not convinced the side chick is worth it but I really fucking like her. She makes me feel something I’ve never felt in my entire life with any woman I’ve been with.
TLDR
Don’t fuck around with other women when you’re married.
Leo Kelly
Oof, yeah this bit of advice is legit, leave your current wife if your gonna fuck around, if you can't be single first you will always be disappointed in the end, because the problem is you not the relationship.
Eli Cox
You don't need to go to college to become a great programmer and make 300k a year. Just use the internet and consistency.
Charles Lopez
>Don't stick your dick in crazy, I've experienced that 3 times and they've all turned out to be a shitshow.
>Don't drink habitually and don't get comfortable with the idea of "Well I have the night off so I'll have a few or 12."
>Go to school. If you can't afford it go to trade school. If you can't afford that, get a job that will lead to a career as early as you can. >Trades are valuable especially in a weak economy. Such as : Welding, HVAC, plumbing, ironwork (if you're fit and in a developing area. I have sciatica and back problems from ironwork, so choose wisely).
>Get your gen ed associates in college at the very least. It's cheap and will open up any major you want to choose in higher academics.
>Don't masturbate every day. It really will increase your motivation and drive to get shit done.
>If you're in a social group right now; get out of it. From my experience the punk scene where I'm from is toxic as is every other "scene".
>Work out as often as you can. Lift heavy and often. Cardio should be 1/3 of the days you go and pray at the Church of Iron.
>Don't join the military unless you have absolutely nothing else.
>Get a hobby and get good at it.
>Walk tall and carry a big stick; be humble.
>Own firearms, but don't tell anyone unless it's shooting buddies.
>Love your wife/husband first, your state/county second, your country third.You owe your country nothing and any service you render towards it should be selfless and honorable.
>Eat healthy, you'll pay for it later.
>Take a goddamn multivitamin and stay away from aspartame.
>If you're under 18, forget about high school politics. If someone thinks you're alright in high school, they'll think the same after you graduate.
>Network, network, network. Get to know as many people as you can as early as you can. It can help reinforce hobbies, get you jobs, garner favors, and get you laid (hopefully not with crazies). That goes for fellas and sheelas.
>Realize your shit stinks.
Adam Cruz
She’s young new and exciting. Your wife was likely that as well at one point. Monogamy is hard
Eli Richardson
Dont listen to this fag. Put your dick in crazy, but make sure crazy dont know where you live and never date crazy.
Jose Diaz
Don't get your honey where you get your money.