Ask a tired and bored security guard anything got 4 hours left and I'm tired as shit
Ask a tired and bored security guard anything got 4 hours left and I'm tired as shit
John Price
James Allen
How do i make a smooth and creamy hummus?
Jacob Williams
No, seriously,what are you guarding?
Julian Diaz
>black hand
>has a job
fuck off nigger you stole that coffee
Carson Morales
You can't say the n word,
Its offensive.
Asher Kelly
Typical nigger, not even doing his job or his non-paying job of shitposting on the internet.
Ryder Martin
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
Camden Diaz
Right now I act as support for a corporate security guard and help him through the night it's a joint operation.
Covering a shift for some lazy fag who called off
Thomas Diaz
don't you know that klingon joke?
guarding prisoner. prisoner complains "I am hungry."
guard says "I am also hungry."
prisoner complains "I am thirsty."
guard says "I am also thirsty."
prisoner says "I am tired."
guard says "I am not tired."
Zachary Young
fuck i forgot to sage this nigger
Jose Ross
Fuck niggers
David Wood
NOGGER IT'S A NIGGER OHHHH MY GODDDD THERE'S A NIGGFWRRRRRRRR NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER!!!!!
Nicholas Reyes
Brody Morales
It's cozy and I don't work in hood areas and on night shift nothing happens man
Easton Collins
Noah Sanchez
dont go to that website
Caleb Walker
What kind of coffee are you having?
Ian Scott
Fuck bro, your making these niggas lose it. You know they are only use to seeing brothers fuck their partners in the bedroom.
Out side of thay dynamic they get insecure.
John Harris
>doesn't work in the hood
>is a nigger
you are the hood
you should be afraid that you might shoot your self
black on black crime is a real issue
Alexander Cook
how much do you get paid
David Long
Christian Garcia
Hopefully no white security guards come around, or you are DEAD nigger.
Lucas Fisher
Elijah Edwards
What are your thoughts between 2 girls. One is very intelligent, decent cook but likes to be alone unless she wants attention. The other loves attention and teasing, horrible cook, average intelligence.
Both are cute and both would love to move in with me. I have to choose between them because we only have one spare room and my wife wants me to be happy with my new mistress, since they will need to get along.
Blake Robinson
nigger with a job. This post is fake.
Please put back the cup you stole and the paper too
Connor Gomez
You fucking nigger.
Begone from my Yea Forums you fucking baboon.
There is no fried chicken here. No watermelon. No Wakanda No EBT. No Hennessy. No black and mild. No Black Lives Matter protesters against wipipo.
Go shoot another nigger and blame it on wipipo. Your kind is fucking pathetic.
Asher Jenkins
based nigger with a job, keep on keepin on bro
Jack Ward
Trying too hard brah.
Liam Hill
Current PC agenda helps you fucking chimps out.
You can degrade and disrespect other cultures and races. But get called out for being a nigger. He's racist. He's stupid. He's a Trump follower.
I hate the media and agenda spoon feeding your stupid fucks the entitlement of the the word NIGGER.
Yoir race loves to say their being discriminated over everything.
The nigger stole and got killed. If the shooter is black, no one gives two shits. Oh, he is not black? Here comes BLM monkeys ready to loot and chimp out.
Enjoy reading this you fucking animal.
Thomas Jackson
lame
this
at least he works
Ian Bell
It's strong and regular brewed shit idk what kind
>799941948
Honestly just get the nice on why would you want a lazy whore tho?
I get paid 11 an hour got an upgrade from 10 an hour
Connor Russell
look at the money trying to type
he doesn't even know how technology works
Tyler Stewart
monkey*
Jose Russell
irony
Jayden Young
Ass or tits?
Dominic Carter
what do you do for a living?
Justin Jenkins
Watch out, I think a nigger is trying to steal your coffee
Justin Morgan
>obligatory
POST BBC
Noah Myers
Bro you can't say cracker! That's our word!
Asher Young
what’s your ethnicity?
Chase Roberts
How does it feel to be black? Also dick size?
Bentley Perez
Why be black tho?
William Young
I'm stuck here for another hour my dick big enough for y'all asking got anymore real questions or nah
Jose Morales
Why do you have such a shitty job? Are you black or something?
Aaron Kelly
Yeah,
You pack heat?
Also a security guard - graveyard shift.
Making 13 for HOA and high end facilities. Ain't shit for the requirements tbh.
Dominic Gray
that's rich, a nigger calling someone lazy. Well, nigger rich.
Calling you guys Security is sorta a misnomer, isn't it? I mean, you sit and you occupy a space for 10 hours. You probably let a bunch of people in and out of the building because you don't get paid enough to give a shit.
Colton Fisher
Proof or it isn't real.
Nathaniel Perez
show us your DarkieDong.
Cameron Campbell
He has a 10 inch black billyclub in his pants. 13 if the thief is a chick
Gavin Richardson
Ain't old enough to conceal and carry I'm just doing unarmed security until I can hook myself up with a CDL home grown company one state. Just do gated communitys make sure people don't do stupid shit.
Isaac Rivera
My 2" can tickle an eye if they aren't recessed. Plus weight reduction.
Parker Brown
WTF? When did you get so light-skinned?
Camden Myers
IdK man that light be hitting different
Benjamin Peterson
Fair enough.
So what's the cheek scar from?
Colton Roberts
Where do you hide the shit you steal?
Michael Lopez
Sometimes I put it in my pockets or just run off with It shit just hit like that sometimes
Dylan Roberts
what is that list of numbers right of the pic?
need to know, for science
Connor Cook
Isaac Kelly
im half black, and i got an interview in a couple hours. Any advice?
Jackson Edwards
fuck some white women
Alexander Flores
use ur white side for that interview
Michael Walker
What's the interview for?
Hunter Diaz
lol
overnight stocking position at walmart
Cooper Moore
Ok just be a man and hold yourself up keep eye contact be honest and straight forward. Don't bullshit around and you should have it in the bag.
Parker Powell
drink 2 beers to reduce the stress and act more natural
Nathaniel Robinson
Shit, don't even trip then. You can't lose at WalMart. My friend got fired from 4 different jobs for smoking weed on the premises. Still got the job at WalMart. LOL they need employees
Brayden Lopez
Shiiieeet negro
Darkies cant be security guards
Cooper Diaz
Guarantee u don't have a gun.
Did they at least give u a rape whistle ?
Justin Miller
probably stole the job
Parker Roberts
op answer!!!!!!!!!!!! for science
Jordan Robinson
I don't need one and we don't have armed post at all
I did
Joseph Walker
fucking retarded nigger. read the thread
Brody Brooks
im an aspie so its hard keeping eye contact, but ill try to hold it as long as I can
I would but im a poor nigger so i cant afford to drink
Yea, when they called to set up the interview, they offered me 3 different positions to interview for so I think they're accepting anyone to fill in their staff currently. I think I have a great shot
OP, how long did it take to get the certification to get your job?
Colton Stewart
It changes from state to state here in Florida it was a 40 hour course and I had to wait a month for my license after I got my license I got hired on the spot and I've been working for over seven months now.
Jaxson Lopez
Clock out OP. Get some sleep.
Hunter Smith
how long do you have that job, have you ever encountered some scary shit,how much is your salary, do you have a gun with yourself to protect the property???
Elijah Cook
Why do Star Trek fans never grow out of it?
They just Klingon to it
Cooper Perez
funny guy