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Rekt thread

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Summer

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What does that have to do with anything?

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>Yea Forums TV
The channel for all your degenerate needs

The horror.......the horror

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Fucking amazing. Falcons are the shit

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Some good shit in this thread!

Fuckin newfags smh

Ia that a dog in its mouth?

Are the bears eating a wolf?

Yes, they were placed together in a dutch zoo. Fucking retarded...

What a way to go...

Yep.... I would just lay down and die too.

Bump

Look at him enjoying the day and then this asshole comes along

Kek

holy fucking shit fuck

Are crocs more based than gators? Most of the gators I've encountered have been pretty chill.

filename
fucking lol, what kind of retard...

>Biting eachother and not giving a fuck
these things are terrifying

Every thing below the dogs waste is literally crushed just kill the fucking dog to put it out of its misery...

You've been baited, summerfag.
According to the rules of the site you now have to film yourself taking a shit.

IMO pupper>snek, steb the snek

That filename lol

Bloated from gut bacteria after death

Yes

Good dog.

Crocs are way bigger and way more aggressive than gators. Also gators aren't really that chill, I know what you mean I grew up around them. But if you get into the water with one or next to the water you're gonna have a bad day.

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THAT is an interesting blend of horror and humor

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Kek

That's what you get for hiring a hyena as your doula.

..is that dog fucking a kitten?

Ruptured Bladder.

Fucking cool stuff

nah i think this guys right
you can tell its been dead for a while by how stiff it is... also its red

wtf

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>This kills the bizon

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Yea they're basically a venus fly trap

>when you already came but she keeps sucking

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awww, the doggy just wanted to play with the gator... Im sure it was so excited!
why life is so sad?

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>i has chicken
>gib chicken Tyrone
>gangsta murder
Crocodiles are basically niggers.

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That man is going to hell. even though he was completely justified.

fuck those stupid people. Don't let your fucking animal run out at people like that.

This is what he should do

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No, they're birds.

member when police were supposed to de-escalate situations? only pepperidge farm is that old. kek

>file name
>it isn't
fuck you...still jesus that's a huge rat.

I would honestly cut that dog's dick off...

Only a few more years till police start shooting toddlers for running at them and claiming it's in self defense.

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that was nuts

fuck that guy so hard

no need to killl the dog with a gun like some coward - all it takes is to play with him a little while like a real man, the dog just want to have some fun that's all

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>grown man
>scared of dog
LOL

>legally kill them before they can breed
That would be a good population control measure actually.

>trust me i'm a doctor

no, trained police in hand to hand and self defense. graduated from academy. has hundreds of hours of training. taught to expect and deal with situations. wins hearts and minds in the end. lol

You know there used to be giant armadillos the size of fiat 500s living in the south American jungle and the jaguars would bite through their heads as well? I think it really metal that Jaguars preferred method of attack is just biting right through a skill. it's direct, precise and fatal. It reminds me of watching a city block get blown up by a missile attack. One second it is there, and the next it is irreversibly destroyed. Amazing animals, those jaguars.

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Wow thats... wow

Fucking hell xd

Thats a dog.

>Wow thats
Beautiful, I know.
Anyone knows the story behind it?

>man was riding a scooter
>decide to run over a dog for keks
>falls over instead
>decite to deal some damage with his helmet
>the dogs had to protect themselves

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I think the dog fucked it to death

Is that a fucking rat

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did he died?

Sadly, yes. After a really long agony.

Ratigate vs growlite.

if you cant fend off these domesticated puppers from eating you you deserve to die. stick your thumb in its eye, it will go away

i have no experience but id bet everything i own that i could protect myself from 3 dogs without the use of my legs

the thumbnail looks like a sadistic contraption... cant click

Yea I know hyena is word for spotted dog.

why

gay move but smart kek

Really have to show this on caturday. Those faggots will go beserk.

Omg xd

"you pick the wrong house, fool"

Wtf is wrong with this idiot!

that's nothing, just water on the dog's head

Fuckin hell

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bump

What a fucking mental, why did he do this? Killing it arent going to help since the dog is already dead and its just messing with nature

Fuck snakes

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maybe its HIS dog, and its clearly not dead its still sticking its tongue out

No one is talking about the dog who fucked a duck so hard its dick was stuck inside of it and killed it

Vengeance? I understand him. I would also be mad if a snake ate my dog.

Why tho

That fucking file name XD

for the glory of satan ofc
all hail the mighty BBC!

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literal brain dead retards that blindly believe any and all pig action is unjust action. pet owners have a duty of their own, like bringing up their animals to not charge at or attack strangers.

those were its balls you idiots

some people didnt learn their animals

seems entirely personal to me

>summerfags

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cats pawn dogs just saying

that's how dog dicks work.

Holy shit even bear cubs seem crazy strong.

Can anybody explain, the the husky would behave so bat shit crazy?
I don't see the little dog doing anything that would lead to such a response.

Dogs are not smart enough to take down something like that. Now big cats do it often if need be. Proving dogs are shit, and cats are best.

dogs are stupid

i like dogs and all, this is kinda pointless though.

lost at filename

dog used water cannon. it's not very effective.

they just mad they cant get the knot anymore lol.

lol you believe in a fictional place, where people go do to set opinions that have nothing to do with the natural order of things XD

this thread is full of autistic comments

how every dog should be trained to deal with ghetto trash

Saving this is tempting, but the consecrated power of Christ ables me to resist

NANI!?!?

no , your mother is peeling potatoes on this webm

fuck dogs. it could've killed him. the guy isn't going to hell, both of the bitches had nice titties tho.

because only sociopaths play golf

Shitbull deserved it

Is that a fake snake on a string?

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I wish I could stab those fucking ass sniffing cunt in the head

Yes, god I love bear

that thing trying to be a dog was prey

why retarded? actually pretty cool

the only moron is the dude filming this shit without doing anything against it. that kitty could very well die

as if anyone cared

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fuck ducks

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all hunky dory you fucking bong wanker?

Looks like it's alive but also on a string

It's fucking crazy how that bear is throwing down some wrestling moves/bjj shit with the side control. Crazy how that sort of stuff just comes naturally to some animals

Dog saw the open wound and tried to hit it with the poison dmg

2edgy4me

Rofl the last shot, fucking asians were like,

u kir my dinner now u becum dinner

FALCON KICK!

I'm gonna keep that thumb in the eye trick in mind

He got what he deserved.

Actually it had its stomach contents and bile ejected from being squeezed by the grip of a nun's pussy. It died very slowly and painfully. Probably wagged its tail the whole time, too.

no fucking shit

Karma can be bitch. Boom.

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>hurr hurr muh hindsite so smurt

Yeah and controlling the head too, Bears got some crazy natural wrestling skills lol.

you shoulda saw the moves I put on ur mom last night

>hurr durr jokes go over muh head cuz dumb

HAHAHHA LE /R/WOOOOOOOOSH AMIRITE LE XD

HA HA HA YEAH WHAT TIME THE NARWHALE BACON HAAAA

What the fuck did you just say to me, bitch?

Will you have me know you're a Navy seal?

A what? I'm not one to get raped to death by fucking faggot sea otters. I am THE one who fucking rapes.

Don't you forget it either, you fucking faggot.

sea otters aren't fucking faggots you cunt

Yes, they are fucking faggots, you fucking faggot.

Fuck you you fucking bitch, sea otters love pussy, if anything it's the dolphins that are fucking faggots you faggot

Nigger, I fuck dolphins while they are getting fucked by fucking sea otters while I am fucking sea otters while they are fucking seals that are fucking penguins.

Get out of the car and help your friend your fucking retard.

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I've never seen a rat that big before. Great work paw patrol

kek

Hands down deserved. Funnier with sound to hear the cries of these trash people.

can someone post that entitled mudslime screeching help while lieing in the gutter, then she gets a bullet in the back of the head

Any more animals attack human?

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I want to know where this happened so I know never to set foot in a country where people will drive away as some old fag is getting torn apart by some fucking stupid ass dogs. Is it China? I bet it's China.

Fucking not disgusted by gore but THIS is too much!

holy shit annon, just going out for work, this just made my day
kek

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Well I lost anyway.

Thanks guys, have more than enough shit to post on reddit r/dogelore where normies are crying over some dudes posting gore, absolutely hilarious to see

lol what

Kek

That is one toothy bj

dem diddly dangleroos

what a cunt

You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger.

How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?

You are human trash, Diego Tyrone LeShawn de Maradona. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that South America can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Brazilian jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan.

I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the Falklands and rape some sheep, as is in the negroes nature. It would still be the whitest pussy you ever had. Give Nigel and Robert a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Argentinians obsession with a few windswept islands in the Atlantic is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution Argentina has made to the medical field. The MUH LAS MALVINAS sentiment in the average negro Argentinian is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.

Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage.

You nigger.

You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilisation.

You are the Baltimore of South America.

Go fertilise the pampas with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself. Uruguayan cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an Argentinian "man" provided for a family.

Die, Diego. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.

...whats wrong with menthol cigarettes?

I used to always chew gum when smoking but now I just smoke menthol, is this a nigger thing?

Why is that woman only wearing a bra?

Why the fuck does the front door open outwards?

What kind of low-IQ brown-person nation is this?

Completely defenseless. What a dumb animal.

The one and only, proud and strong
United States of America

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In Soviet Russia, dog eats Chinaman!

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I think I read one time that crocs kill a lot of people along the Nile river in Egypt every year.

>hands down
fuck right off you fucking facebook cunt

Jesus Christ that actual face of despair and jealousy.

FUCK TRUMP

good boy right there

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Racism bro

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Gah, its killing me. I saw a documentary where it was either this lion or another that had it's back broken on a hunt and it was trying so hard to survive, to get back to the pride, but it died on the way. The pride found it and were literally crying over the corpse. It was amazing.

>messing with nature
Who gives a shit about some faggot snake? lol

>Rekt thread
>Posts a bunch of animals being retarded

Shit and run

nice bait

legit not bait, is it some goblina amerimutt thing?

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shit sorry thought you were fucking around.. newports are like grape koolaid I thought.

tobaccofreeflorida.com/menthol/
>If it seems like most smokers in black communities smoke menthol cigarettes, it’s not a coincidence. For years, the tobacco industry has heavily >targeted African Americans with menthol cigarette marketing through culturally-tailored advertising images and messages. Their marketing has >worked. In the U.S., nearly nine out of 10 black smokers aged 12 years and older prefer menthol cigarettes. In fact, African-American cigarette >smokers are nearly 11 times more likely to use menthol cigarettes than white smokers

Huskies are a profoundly retarded breed.

why the fuck do niggers smoke menthol? surely that's the pussy option they wouldn't be seen dead with

I'm a soft boi so I roll my own menthols

>oh no
>oh wait they're just playing
>OH NO

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I mean, there are worse ways to die than having your prostate and ass literally smashed into paste

oof

What was the aftermath?

I know from the license plates, that's Taiwan actually. And those are indigenous dogs, mutts now, but bred originally to take down wild boar in a pack alongside Hakka (abbo) hunters. Notice the teamwork and flanking? It's in their dna
pic related - one is mine.

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looks like an instant death, i dont think you could recover from that in any way you tried

If he's that much of a pussy, he shouldn't be a cop.

which one did that giant dried turd in the back?

I ask this because the guy has all those devices connected to him, so I assume he was still alive when the paramedics arrived...

Dude should have just driven over him so that the dogs couldn't reach him

Lol nice

I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

thats so fascinating to me
how precise was that landing that he straight up jumped from a house and landed exactly on that pole with his asshole and got impaled by it.

This dude broke a record by taking the longest dildo up his asshole and there won't be any competitors for a while

you know what's the difference between dog shit and a nigger?
dog shit eventually turns white and stops stinking.

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looks like its a snake cought in a trap

have sum snek

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They have zero life experience. They spend their time in the dark reading and posting on crotchet discussion boards online. It's like when my three year old swears. There isn't much point to getting angry. She'll work it out eventually. These guys are lost though, they'll spend their lives in their bedrooms flapping and then they'll die.

Shut yer cock hole

That snake was fucking waiting for him

it shows to go, even dogs can be pedophiles

Yea fuck th that shit thats the ownerd being idots cost the dog its life.

Yeah, don't let your dog run at someone. That's frightening, no surprise he pulled his gun.

Nature is absoloutly B-EAUTIFUL

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Too far man

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Well, its not always the dingo i guess...........

Dogs are more like omniphiles

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amazing twist, didnt saw that coming

arghhh, get this outta here.

Cropped video. That croc ends up rolling and tearing off that arm, then swallows it.

naked and not afraid i guess.

hmm what animal is this?

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To be that unlucky in life.

The realization of Yea Forums

And thats why you dont invite a leopard into your home by the way.

jokes on you! Hyena is my favourite animal!

That car should have stopped.

Looks like suicide

>person in car = fine
>person on bike = mangled dead mess on the road

I think the bike should have stopped

the kitty went for the clitty

The video ended just before it did.

actually that's the labia

I guess it's not surprising for you not to know

Huskies are pure and intelligent
It knew it could get away with killing that degenerate sub dog

Why is she putting poop into her butt?

I think the one that should stop is the one obliged by the traffic law to do so...
..jk ban assault cars lol

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kitty went for the kitty

>she

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Use bear spray and make it uncomfortable!

>she

It is, the dog hits a lever which drops a weight, that tips a pail and pours water on its head

WHat a stud. One bitch frengching him, one kissing his neck and one giving him an intense BJ

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Catdog : Origin

looks like their making out.

"Horse"

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It's almost dinner time. It's the rat or the dog. Dog said not today.

>she

lol

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Died when removed from pole.

NO

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Me thinks the lady protest too much

BUT DOTH SHE?

Bud... bud no. Look again.

Fucking savage

youtube.com/watch?v=puqD9YhswuM

whenever I feel down I always try and think, at least I'm not a wild animal getting torn to bits alive

Maybe things wont be so bad

as long as I don't get eaten alive

I... talk... like... this... because... I'm an orbital beta cuck... we should... cut the dog's... peepee off... because it makes me... feel... very insecure... about my... 1 incher peeee...

dog>cat

fuck cats


guess that dog has the same opinion

Are you fucking autistic?

The little dog snapped on the Husky, Husky was like nah fuck you little cunt and destroyed that dog.

>7
>years
>ago

only correct answer. little dogs could never exist in the wild without humans. once they show weakness to a large dog, they're done. That's why so many of them act tough. The ones that didn't got killed.

I don't get why the guy just don't poke his eyes out while getting his face mauled. eye for an eye anyone? I guess that wouldn't of gone through his mind at the time.

that is my vid i shot years ago and has 1.7 million views before it was Age-restricted by betacucks and could not longer be monetised, anyway nobody ever made a comment anything like that about it. shows that Yea Forums are not the normal peeps.

I just don't want to fucking get eaten alive man

please don't fucking eat me

A celtic warrior fighting a roman soldier colourized

To kill an invader of your property?
I don't mind that shit as long as you are the one who gives the command to do it.

Also those dogs look like stray dogs to me so the argument is pointless to begin with

Was that the ducks fucking head?

Truthfully, a somewhat merciful way to go when likened to shit I've seen them do

when women start complaining ...

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No it’s an ostrich