Will I ever find true love?

Is it really her?

Again

Should I be content with what I have/who I have in my life?

Should I be content with what and who I have in my life?

I appreciate that, Magic 8-Ball.
Do you reliably predict the future, though?

Roll

Cheeky.
Will I win the jackpot with the next lottery ticket I purchase?

Fine, I won't.
Do a lot of people look to me for inspiration?

Do friends and family look to me for inspiration?

Will my first child be a girl?

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Should I bother to try get a gf

roll

rolling

Will I get a shot with her

rolling again

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Awesome! I gotta remember this.
Will I be able to have at least one wish granted?

Would this include obtaining superpowers?

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What about obtaining absurd amounts of money?

Am I getting a waifu of my choosing?

Roll

Ok

Will she talk to me tomorrow?

Asking again

I hope I get to use this opportunity for something urgent and important, then.

Should I fap?

will i be able to fuck my sister-in-law when I visit this weekend?

*an absurd amount

That's better. Much better.
Thanks, Magic 8-Ball!

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Will I relapse in the coming months?

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Why won't you tell me? Is that a yes?

will this weekend be great

re u cunt

will it be good

Will I get gf next week or before?

Her?

Will I have to advance?

Directly?

Will I need to initiate directly?

does maura have feelings for me?

...

roll

will i ever have sex
can be any sex idk i cant afford to be picky

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WILL I EVER BE HAPPY?

Will my date go well tomorrow?

Will I be able to buy a house for my parents?

should i stop browsing and write my essay thats due in 2 hours

the ball has spoken

Does she like me?

Will we be together eventually?

will i find a woman who loves me?

roll

Will I like it tomorrow?

I’m getting ask again

Am I getting it tonight?

roll

Will I lose my virginity before I turn 55 this year

Will she fall in love with me?

Will I lose my virginity before I turn 55 tomorrow

Roll

Will I lose my virginity before I turn 55 on Friday

Will my crypto investment make me a millionaire withing the next 5 years?

Will I have sex within the next year

Will I have sex by the end of 2019?

Does she want the D?

Is she worth it?

Roll

It's my life worth living?

Heed my trips, 8ball

Should I learn to play piano?

I win the mega millions jackpot tomorrow?

I know that feel user

Will i get with this girl i like

Will I wake up as an adorable woman in the morning?

Will I be in a romantic relationship with an adorable Latina woman that I'm compatible with by this time tomorrow?

will i fail my english exam?

>Will I be in a romantic relationship with an adorable Latina woman that I'm compatible with by this time tomorrow?

Will I be able to hold back my peepee for two more years and make it to wizardhood?

Neat! When wizard, should I spec seduction with my points?

So should I spec seduction?

Am I ever gonna lose my virginity?

cool, thx :)

Will I win tonight?

Have I already met the one for me?

Should I steal my roommates panties to fap with them?

Thought so, should I kill my self then?

Well thanks for being useless 8/b/all.

Will I ever have kids?

Is the sci-fi I've been writing for 10-ish years going to be a success?

Am I secretely gay?

Will my determination pay off?

That's reassuring thank you 8/b/all!

roll

How about the drawings I make to illustrate it?

K, that's all I wanted to know. Have a wonderful day 8/b/all!

fuckin roll again then

Is true love real

am i ever gonna kill myself

Will I find it?

Kek

Am I gonna be fucked at work after this acid trip?

will i get a gf

WW3 this year?

Oh one more thing, I almost forgot! Will I get a batshit crazy redhead waifu with freckled breasts and a lot of shared fetishes?

is my pp above average

AW YIZ I'M HOT TODAY

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will i fail

bruh

does anyone like me

will my pp grow and be big pp

i need know

do women find me attractive

will women find me attractive if i take care of my body

should i start working out

Is Dewey a a more reliable source of answers than the 8-ball?

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Is Yea Forums just porn nowdays?

Will she ever wanna smash

Dewey is a fucking little bitch. The 8-ball is the king.

You're not so big.

Hey 8-ball, is this guy a fucking little bitch?

Will I have a dream tonight

My sources say no.

Will my relationship get any better.

Figures.

Is this shit retarded and never true?

Yup.
suck my dick white america

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will my yellow fever thirst be quenched in the next 5 years?

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DONT READ KIKE
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GO GO GO
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DONT READ KIKE
COPY THAT SHIT TO YOUR FUCKING BROWSER
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Will I ever get married? :)

Will i find the key and stop being harrassed by the pee demon when I sleep. I just want to stop peeing the bed

Will i never speak to her again?

Does she want me?

will we go out sometime???

Roll

Is it a good idea?