YLYL

I remember when I was 12 and I thought porn was the coolest thing on the internet ever.

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Not gonna lie that's pretty slick.

fuck you

Israel must be destroyed

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LOST, would be sad if it was a white family.

Can someone explain to me why this guy is upset?

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what nationality are these people? did israel do this?

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is he gonna be okay?

It's also mostly fake are you blind and retarded lol

what's the story behind this? crazy russians?

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Sheesh someone’s having a bad day lmao.

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Back story? Why would he just ignite like that?

So that's what going Super Sayin looks like.

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donkey kong

Full story? No way that's a portable launcher, was the truck loaded with explosives?

Bad vape mod

pfffffft almost lost. but tthe whole shop kinda went up like there were fumes?

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Underground nuclear tests.

Fucking kek user, made it through the thread this far without losing and your comment got me
Topkek :^)

He was American. Americans are full of shit, so are full of methane which is flammable. One less American is a good thing though, so not all bad.

Whoa, what IS that?

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Its from The Pacific miniseries

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lol. fake & gay.

Why do people hate Americans so much? Jealousy that their economy isn't failing and/or being attacked/overrun by sand koons?

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damn dude, what a shitty way to go

He musta done something real bad in his life to deserve this

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It looked like he did a doctor who regeneration

Why do we hate Americans? See OP's thread.

That was hot

its an earthquake you fucking idiot

That’s his wife

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What in the fuck man. Aaaaaaaaa shit I'll never unsee that.

This probably isnt real. It wouldn't cut you open, rather it would just break your legs. You also probably wouldn't be conscious

How does it feel being a shit skin?

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Earthquakes don't work that way bro. It's obviously some sort of underground explosion.
this is the most likely answer

His daughter died from sniper fire.

Drone strike looks like.

Why not? Oklahoma bomber did it.

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>Americans: I wonder why the whole world hates us

>Also Americans: Hey guys let's laugh at this image of a child with her skull blow up from a sniper bullet

Actually I'm pretty sure it's American, not Russian
The US had the great idea of detonating nukes, but underground
That video is a collection of several tests
wikipedia.org/wiki/Underground_nuclear_weapons_testing

Congrats OP you're the first person to ever trigger me on Yea Forums

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American underground nuke test or maybe russian. They wanted to see the impact it would have to the environment.

not really funny you dumb kike. but do as you please

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FUckin' crackheads.

BASED

youtu.be/ztABtUrpncE

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Always wondered what happened

Makes sense, Agent 007.
Either I'm too baked and can't remember, but I think I never heard about this until now.

Neuro testing. They check brain activity to figure out how to treat it.

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>
this was entirely the warehouses fault for having shitty racks

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the racks were fine they were packing things wrong putting heavier shit higher than the top of the first posts of the fork lift. heavy shit always goes on the bottom

woulda been a shame if someone shanked a nigger

glass IV chimpout but why?

Can someone give me a meta snapshot on why these threads always have gore/horrible things happening instead of funny things?

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When you're checking out at the motherfucking stop and go and have a sudden flash back of skittle nigger...... OOOO WWHY HE DIN DO NUUFFIN!!!!

Because edgy kids.

young males trying to be "dark" and "edgy"

Looks like he lit a cigarette in a room full of gas. Must have been a gas leak.

SUBVERSION OF EXPECTATIONS LIKE GAME OF THRONES LUL

Worst ylyl ever
Cant watch a single video on my iPhone
Sage

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It means cancer.

pancake holster caught the trigger as they are prone to do. If your going to risk pointing a pistol at your junk then at least test your holster for this madness

>I can't have fun so neither can the rest of you

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Other countries are being overrun by immigrants because the US plays the world police in the middle east, stirs shit and then doesn't take immigrants. That'd be one good reason why others hate the US.

Yoo thats cool. Story?

no doubt of it

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he's having fun at your expense. We used to call them trolls

failed rocket launch

FUCKING LOLOLOL Dude you're way wrong. WAY wrong.

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What in the actual fuck. I hope they all got hit by those cars and that baby got adopted by a white family.

Meth actually, also tranny. This is what adding hormones to an adult body can do. Axe to random people in a gas station.

Okay then prove me wrong.

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look close the nog snatches the wallet

He's half wrong, he's right about the consciousness. That astronomical amount of pain + blood loss will put you to sleep. It's the body's defense when it becomes overwhelming.

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Just nigger things

And you wonder why cops shoot on sight.

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Ever seen a dead body up close? It's almost like human skin don't want to be apart or something...fucking faggot.

thats jews not the usa

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>ever seen a dead body up close

Actually no I have not. He wasn't dead either fucking tard. you can clearly see him moving and hear him screaming.

Think he's actually awake or is his body running on motor nerves? Ever seen a fresh dead body? They twitch from time to time during embalming. Think I'm lying? Ask a coroner near you, fucking stupid nigger faggot.

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>ever seen a dead body up close?

"Hello FBI?"

Only black people ever act irrationally violent

I need this with sound

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Ever seen a 70 pound fish being skinned? They move too. It's motor nerve function, not life at that point. and if it is life, in the case of this poor bastard well, fuck it. Shouldn't have been on a motorcycle on the same road as retarded truckers.

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I heard the story was 'she' matched with some guy on tinder, guy invited 'her' over to chill with his bros, when she arrived it was clear that she was a monster and didnt mention she was trans and made moves on the guy who was visibly like na man wtf, then after 'she' left the guy messaged her wtf you're not a woman and she went psycho - although not sure if thats the guy in the footage or just some randomers she went psycho over

Yes he's awake. Yes I've seen a fresh dead body. That isn't twitching or embalming. No I don't think you're lying I think you're pretending to know what you're talking about.

SpaceX rocket launch

nice feet

17% of total population
Ok fag, what's your excuses?

His midsection got vivsected. The only thing keeping him alive is the weight of the truck on his guts. The second they move the truck that tourniquet lets loose and blood pressure drops he flatlines into that long dirt nap. This used to be a common thing amongst train workers. A train would run em over and they'd be alive pinned between the platform and the train half their body decapitated but still alive. They'd call their loved ones over to say good bye, then they'd move the train and boom goodnight.

no firearms means more safety ofc

feets

You're 100% correct, and sadly the guy in the footage is a total rando. Just at the store to get shit, got an axe instead. Fucking canadarians.

i used to want to think like this until i noticed that 90% of the random freak out and fist fights were black people shouting werrlll star!!!

Why in the fuck is this YLYL?

See this? This guy wasn't an asshole. He actually explained why I was wrong.

be like this guy.

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I would have tossed my sex dolls out the window too tbh.

Fake af it would go straight to the mourge not be left for all to gawk at

Yep, pretending all the way back to ...oh wait, no I'm not. I'm aware of how body chemistry works. If only you wern't a retarded faggot maybe one day when you get hit by a car you can figure out what it's like. That guy is deep in the throes of his DMT brain trip.

Pray to whatever god you worship that when you die your brain is ok, because that's the only way you die outside of horrible pain.

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didn't Axe Tranny get away with it completely as well?

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did you even see the webm? are you blind or retarded?

No, I won't. Fuck you faggot. Suck a dick, matter of fact, suck my dick.

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Hate when my mustache scratching my nose but this guy got it covered

GIANT ENEMY CRAB!

NoU

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nice feets

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>heavy shit always goes on the bottom
no. racks, beams and uprights are rated.
if the limits are not exceeded it does not matter if the heavier shit is high or low.
Would love to know the real story.
I've seen heavier hits with nowhere that carnage

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I'm pretty sure heavy shit goes on a separate smaller rack?

At least that's how it worked when I was employed at a warehouse.

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CRAB BATTLE

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INstaLose

>quicksave file corrupt

wait what.

LOL, used that random chick for cover, then gave her a burst eardrum.

>Sunny day
>Crazed freak in the road jumping over cars to save a cat
>No one slows down

Yeah. Looks legit.

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No way this is real.

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we were always told the OSHA goys want the heaviest shit on the floor then lighter as shit goes up then equipment requirements change after the nth level stacked if it exceeds the first fork posts.

basically that warehouse had a whole slew of shit not going as it should have

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Damn.. he should be ok though, he's wearing his helmet!

Because Amerifat is like a giant, violent retard, careening around the world destroying shit, and letting others clean up the mess.

its real you can see it on liveleak and she wouldn't have had a burst ear drum. That comes from pressure or puncturing which a handgun wouldn't cause even at that distance. She had ringing for a while for sure but not that severe

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Yeah, we always put anything over 100 pounds on the floor usually.

Kek

meant for

Are you a wizard?

I lost lol

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Lost when the baby opened its mouth to cry

We have the military might to destroy the rest of the world, and nobody can stop us. That means every other country on earth exists solely because we give them permission to. They can't handle it.

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Just because it's edgy doesn't mean it's funny

0:21 "think you can mess with me, well come one over punk" *finger gesture*

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Yeah it's a damn good thing no one had the ability to shoot her or anything

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Lost

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Why? What the fuck.

Also why cops shoot on sight

He is clearly lighting a cigarette

fuck. did anyone died?

LMAO IS THIS ONE OF THE LEAKS?

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That's like straight out of command and conquer

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That burger isn't even good, and is an American embarrassment

wut

America Fuck Yeah!

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Is that even legal?

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e-celebrity in a nutshell, trying so hard to look ridiculous that all you see is how hard they're trying.

Apprehended by the Swamp Thing.

It's a SVBIED (suicide vehicle-born improvised explosive device), i.e. a guy driving the truck to the target and blowing himself up. The truck is loaded with explosives, but the video is probably still edited to make it more spectacular looking.

The target is those parked Iraqi Army tanks. They figure "our lives are worth nothing, but those tanks are expensive". ISIS filmed their own attacks using gopro drones. They had a video compilation of these with their calculations of how long it would take to bankrupt the US this way.

wrong

kek

and they didn't really do much except give the brits and aussies america-hate boners

Did she just zone in mid air?

Yes ISIS was a retarded bunch.

i think its bullshit that they say only dolphins and humans have sex recreationally.

Thanks Obama

Mess with the crabbo you gone get the stabbo

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only retards that believe shit like animals don't have wars or humans only use half their brain think that shit though.

Dubs of death!

because fuck cyclists

He jumped off the thing.

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Those are some roudy looking trash bags

i often used to have dreams like this
just randomly falling in some obscure place

>Neat

I lose to this classic every time. Something about the topiary in the background makes it perfect...

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Oh shit a ninja fight.

i know right, niggers smh

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Full story and vid here.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=SmY8sniCo_E&feature=youtu.be

If you watch the full video you can see the trampoline just to the left of frame he launched off of, not as crazy as this clip makes it look.

basically the story goes that the guy vaped but the fad was already out of steam so he lit himself on fire for attention. His grave stone reads "Yeah i vape let me show you my mods"

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This thread is epic

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Zoo wee mama, what a woman

is that piss?

No way this is real

What

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Lost

It would be sad if it was a human, but instead, I keked.

bbc.com/news/world-australia-46914419

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missile attack stopped by nerve gas

because fuck cyclists

More, please.

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quality shitpost 9 /10

yeah? if course it is. wtf would be the issue here

He's right. You laugh you lose a little piece of your humanity.

testing nerve gas

>This is what adding hormones to an adult body can do. Axe to random people in a gas station.

LOL literally every other video of someone going fucking ape shit DOESN'T involve a tranny

hahahha that stupid soy whiteboi got his fuckin worthless ass kicked

Why would any picture be all that funny?

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Lol this guy.
All governments work together.
They're all freemasons. The world is a stage.

FLAME ON!

Size clearly isn't that important

I want to jam my cock in that gaping asshole right as the baby is crowning.

How?

I think is dead Jim

fuck man.

The last funny YLYL thread...

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en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cannikin

>when you spawn in the wrong place

>reaches into his pocket
sigh
nigs gonna nig
and I'd been doing so good on my attempt to be less racist

You are a fucking idiot

boo hoo. Stop bitchin and get a better phone

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Classic shitting dick nipples.

Super sayan

doing it human style

What type of fish is that?

What a dick

f4ntastic.

iirc amazingly no

extra.ie/2017/03/03/news/extraordinary/bizarre-video-shows-gunshot-victim-possesed-devil

This almost happen to my grandmother when we got the 2007 Hyundai Entourage back in 2008. Frail old person almost got crushed by the door.

Looks like a catfish

The show finale of futurama live action...

and people ask why i hate blacks.

>Freemasons
Jews you mean

cyкa блять

loved it! Need more like him, need more like him.

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clearly shopped. if you look closely around 15 seconds you can see the back part of the weight on the right disappear.

kys yourself

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Kek'd

did your dads boyfriend post that one facebook?

This is why we need to lynch all those fucking filthy nigger apes. Fucking sub human cunts. Lets MAGA by putting them back in chains where they belong!!!

Normies, go back to FBook

this reminds me of the time i was watching patriot missles shooting down scuds in kuwait

Lost to this post after watching the webm

lost

bbc.com/pidgin

Fucking boids