You now can resize any animal to up to 20 times its original size, shrinking or enlarging it

You now can resize any animal to up to 20 times its original size, shrinking or enlarging it.
What would you do?
>inb4: you can't enlarge only penis. But you may decide, if animal will get smarter or not.

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Big ass horse would be dope

Parrot. About 5 times bigger.
> But you may decide, if animal will get smarter or not.
Sure. Smarter of course.

Imagine fucking it. Keep in mind, that male and female birds look identical to untrained eye.

I'd shrink an elephant down 20 times and then mass breed them as a new kind of exotic pet. $1000 per plus whatever the state charges in taxes and fees!

Ain't horses big enough as they are?

>Thegiant huntsman spideractively hunt downprey and can reach up to 1ft (30cm).


I want to enlarge it 20 times, make it smarter and release it in OP' room for making a shit thread.

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It took 2 posts for one of you weird fuckers to show up

For everyday I'm going with bees. My pick is the Asian giant hornet to fuck with a small percent of people or just a regular paper wasp to fuck with more people.

I want one to crawl inside your penis and lay it's eggs.

Well, I will have to use an angle grinder to fix that spider.

>pro-tip: zero

Also I want this thing to be a fucking genius. A colony of genius wasps.

That would have people shitting themselves.

>20 ft

See you in hell, niggers

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Image seeing a hide 20x it’s size wtf man that would be amazing to see

a 20x nigger human. not smarter.

20 ft is like 20 subway sandwiches.
20*0,3=60 meters. A little bit high, but I think you can climb on it and cut nerves with grinder.

I would make blue whales 20 times larger and very intelligent and wise

Imagine asking a 1000 foot monstrosity of a whale for directions

Make OP 20 times smaller, so his penis is like 0,05 cm.

It'd die

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Giant teacup dogs would be hilarious

Extinct 11 meters bird, but alive and 220 meters.

This spider is super fast, the only grinder you will use is grindr because it will fuck you up.

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I would be 30 times smaller, it would give zero fuck about me.

a t rex

20 times its original size

Better next thing, when it finally evolved to bird. Best way to suicide, tbh.

Better 0,5x nigger human, not smarter too

I'd make spiders 20 times larger.

20 times bigger condor.

By your logic, you don't mind being bite by mosquito.

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No, but spider doesn't have hands.

Cloaca is cool and such, but what about giant frequent poops?

That would be cool. Imagine having 5 time larger poops. Not that bad if you think

The answer is obvious for any Canadian.

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I'd size up my dog to a bigger dog just to see what it would be like

Make African Gray parrot 40 times of its original size (two iterations).

Shit, such numbers wasted

a 300 pound version of those rapey toy poodles.

Came here to say this as well. I just want to see 3460 ton whale.

Cut penis off, enlarge is 2 times, put it back.

Pretty sure megalodon would make a come back if that happens

I enlarge myself and a harem of women and increase our intelligence, then breed a race of super-intelligent giants that will rule humanity forever.

i would enlarge a peregrine falcon to 20 times its size
itd be like a jet plane hahahahha

So it's like the enlarge/reduce spell from 5e?

Not jet, but cessna 172 yes.

this is an excellent choice. i too would like to ride a falcon. downside is you have to now feed it horses.

according to your video everybody's animal would die if shrunk/enlarged 20x so why are you nitpicking me?
You... You... DOUBLE NIGGER!!!

Bird. In order to sell bird dust

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And die of a heart attack at 50

>Imagine fucking giant parrot
Okay.
>Don't worry, males and females look the same
Not gay!

20x larger kangaroos

In case it is male, you can always to blowjob, but this would be tricky with flare cloaca connection.

True birdfags like poop.

I want a big wolf I can ride around on like my childhood fantasy like the girl from that Ghibli movie. It can be smarter but most important I don't want it to eat me