Do older women fantasize about high school guys?

Do older women fantasize about high school guys?

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Hi, I'm 20ft tall but I only have a 1 inch dick. Not really! My DICK is about 6 feet long but thats way too big to put in a woman! Or, hey, A MAN even. I've only ever met one person over 15 foot and he was a total shit, I would NOT put my SIX FOOT PENIS IN HIS GAY AAAANUS! Anyone under 13 feet tall is basically a pedo, so if I see YOU, watch out! I eat people whole like a magic fairytail character. I can't get a job! I got drunk and shat out a short bus in the morning! Argh, my knees! And I'm going bald. Cynthia left me for a guy who was, like, 3 foot 2 with a less than average penis. I ate them both but, get this, shat them out alive! They send me passive aggressive christmas cards! All my bones and muscles hurt and don't work properly ! I KILL YOU, I'LL KILL YOU ALL! BIG IS BEST! MY TOUNGE IS LIKE AN ELEPHANTS DICK! I HAVE NO FRIENDS BECAUSE ALL MY SELF WORTH IS DERIVED FROM MY HEIGHT AND ALL I TALK ABOUT IS WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE 20 FEET TALL! THAT IS ALLLLLL I TALK ABOUT! I'VE GOT NOTHING ELSE! I'M! SO! FUCKING! LONELY! I'LL FUCKING RAPE YOU MANLET BITCHES! 10 FOOT TALL IS LIKE A BABY TO ME! I ESCORT 10 FOOT TALL PEOPLE ACROSS THE STREET! FAGGOTS. WHY WON"T YOU TALK TO ME! I'M 20 FEET TALL!

That's a funny way of saying pedo

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You wish. Most women prefer older men. When I was in high school, I remember most girls were dating guys in their fucking 20s.

You will have better luck with girls if you go to your middle school. Say, "Hey, I graduated x years ago, but I am loser, so I keep coming back to visit."

Yeah

Had a teacher who clearly wanted me when I was in 8th grade but I was too stupid to figure it out

b-but i like girls older than me

i couldn't even cum in 8th grade

Fuck I think milfs are hotter than girls my own age tho

That may be true for girls ~20, but I was always an involuntary cougar magnet. I've bagged so many bitches in their 40s and friends' moms and shit.

>friends' moms and shit.
pls greentext a couple of these

Are you asking if women want to fuck sexually mature men that’s also in the best shape of their lives?

Wait until your 20s after university. If you get your shit together, you will have a chance with older women, if you are a loser, you can hook up with high school girls. You can impress them with your Honda Civic and shitty studio apartment.

Retard

It's just like you would expect. They would usually buy beer or food or something, come over to me on the couch or wherever and ask, "You want a blow job?". The it goes from there. Then they leave.

Those numbers dont lie

it's not my fault my body matured slower

>Do older women fantasize about high school guys?
I know a few who drool over athletes, especially football players.

Yes look at all the old saggy Mom's taking their tweens to go see Twilight so they could drool over Jacobs steroid abs

Sweet Jesus I must be god

Do not know the definition of retard

If she dresses like that? Yeah, she's trying to get some young dick.