ITT: Poorly describe a movie and other's guess it

>>black man and blonde girl are held in detention
blacked

yeah

>It is not a movie.
>It is a series.
>Monsters living in an old house.
>Kids go into house.
>Get super powers from the monsters.

no

Guardians of the Galaxy 2

>furry puppy
>do not feed the birds.jpg
>chimp out space niggers out of nowhere

No
Animated

Captain Marvel?

>guy is in a hotel
>can't leave for a long time
>TV is everything
>finally gets out
>killing spree
>one of the best melee fight scenes in movies
>turns out the bad guy did it all along

ez mode

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Old Boy

Beetleborgs

Nice.

BIIIIIIIIG
BAAAAAD
BEEEEEETLEBOOOOOORGS

Gremlins

The only thing I recognized that gave it away was the melee fight scene

>man with asbergers solves crimes

Benecricket FumberSnitch

>be me
>Be retarded
>Run fast

The game is on a foot

Magic kid spends 7 years being the third wheel

>Emo kills kids

Harry Potter
>ez

Rainforest Man!

Guy gets cucked
Almost goes full Jared Fogle
She even wants his foot long
Dies

Got it

Star Wars the Angsty Anakin Edition

This is correct.

Leon

>Guy defuse bomb
>sand
>has family
>leaves to defuse bomb again

> Be me, Cuban.
> Come to America
> Play with chainsaws in shower
> Get high
> Die

>we are all happy slaves
>master leaves
>we must follow
>get tortured
>find better, happier slaves
>resign ourselves to magnetic death
>an hero to save my fellow slaves
>be brought back to life by master

Man reads his autobiography and freaks out about how similar to his life it is.

Some of Downeys best work

guy's jewish pretends to not kill his wife something else happens to her

Scarface

Maybe but not the one I'm thinking

The one with the archer guy from avenger

Was thinking about that movie the other day

God Bless America

Hurt locker

correct

Very good.

>have diamond
>Niggers steal it
>Russian takes it
>Niggers steal it back
>Nigger dog eats it
>

Probably but not the one I'm thinking

Correct :^)

Blood Diamond

Yup

Nope

Snatch

Snatch

Kekarooni you got me

Titan AE?

...

Nig half steals something
Gets out of prison
LukeWilson.jpeg
Finishes stealing it
Viva la mehico

Yup

FUCK YEAH thats it

>Cheating wife spreads deadly virus around the US

Cuckoo goes on a boat trip
Looses his chubby gf
Dies.

This isn't the internet telepathy thread, faggot

A guy gets a TV station and a guy gets kidnapped

UHF?

UHF

Add
Bagboy.jpeg
To the clues

>black scientist
>cancer vampires

I am legend

Guy gets cucked
Bagboy.mov
Almost goes full Jared Fogle
She even wants his foot long
Dies

Blue Streak?

Yes

That's what I was thinking

>some dumbshit hick kid working on family's farm
>finds some cool trash can with some nerdy bitch old cam shit on it
>family gets killed except for hick
>this old pedo tries to get that sweet boipussy by teaching him how to fight
>this bigass dog won't shut the fuck up and apparently knows how to drive
>busts nerdy bitch out of jail because hick is dtf, only gets to first base because she's not like other girls
>blows up this bigass watertower

American Beauty

Boris Bump

correct

>german man
>nigger man
>"nigger nigger nigger"
>american man
>house go boom

Django unchained

Kek. Django unchained

An emotional story about an abandoned young boy's fight against evil, during which he realises that help can come from the most unexpected of peers.

A nigger calls another nigger, nigger, while surrounded by other niggers.

Pulp Fiction? Intro scene?

Pulp Fiction? Intro scene?.

>muh oppression
>we're not Rosa Parks, we want to sit in front
>big ass goofy teeth
>everything derails

Harry Potter

t i t a n i c

wrong

>be me
>Speak my own language
>Kick criminal asses
>Hoe takes my special ability

>Average family
>First time at a Bed and Breakfast
>somethingiswronghere.jpeg

i don't know but what is it, sounds good

us

I suicidal guy tries to make people laugh

Harry Potter

Blind nIgger and Deaf kike murder mystery adventure

Batman the Heath Ledgering

Patch adams

See No Evil Hear No Evil

see no evil, hear no evil

it's a classic lol

>black man enjoys fastfood
>black man shoots someone
>white man gets angry at black man
>white girl almost dies because of drugs
>director says the n-word

Uh no

Pulp fiction

Pulp Fiction

Pulp EZ

Harry Potter

Two guys travel to Pakistan to start World War 3 while pretending to be doctors.

you know what's on my mind right now? It ain't the fact that yall knew the movie. It's the DEAD NIGGER IN MY GARAGE. NONONO DON'T FUCKING JIMMY ME JULES. TELL ME WHEN YOU CAME DRIVING IN HERE DID YOU NOTICE A SIGN ON THE FRONT OF MY HOUSE THAT SAID DEAD NIGGER STORAGE?

>a story about a cunt who drugged so hard she altered reality itself.

Enter the void?

Kek.

>office man does drugs

Wolf of Wall Street

Correct

Nah

man goes to work, discovers he's not who he thinks he is, then forgets about it again

guilt-complex man and cant-understand-anyone girl want to kill themselves but they dont

Alien Dildo gets filmed on phone.

Star Wars

mel gibson is devastated.

Lucy?

>white man and friends go on a chink killling rampage to save a ho

The Patriot

dreamy woman jumps from 10th floor in Paris, leaving her husband unable to do his job

Yea

You can claim prima noca, but you can't take our FREEDUMS

You suck

lol that was the one I was thinking of
But most of his movies could fit that.

Loser is abandoned by his colleagues far away, but thanks to his way with nature, he manages to survive until his colleagues pick him up again

Cast away

No

Cmon guys this one is ez

The revenant?

An inflatable doll man and his inflatable doll girlfriend hijack an airplane.

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nope
hint: space

Airplane!

Fuck. Martian

correct

The Martian

Number 23? If so not vague enough

You ever seen a grow man naked?

Man defies medical ethics, makes a monster, has sex with monster, monster turns male and tries to rape mans wife

Inception

righteyo

correcto

hint: Christmas

Inception?

Home alone

man of steel

Home alone?

Correct

Hint:special ability is his belt

Guy's hopes to just chill and bang his gf are ruined when her ex shows up with his hot daughter.

Splice.

spoon feed me please

>guy in a flying cab saves the world

He already said star wars

Fifth Element

gg

The Fifth Element

>supergreen

supergreen

>guy has everything, money, house, future wife
>his future wife starts fucking his best friend
>guy shoots himself in the mouth after humping her dress

Loner kid hangs out with old projectionist.

A teenage boys body changes and he discovers he can shoot white sticky fluid out of his body

American Pie

>Alien bitch born on earth tries to have kids

last weeks episode of GoT modern day global scale

The room?

True. Unlike the rumours that I hit her. I did naht.

>cops wife leaves him for a black guy
>cop loses his mind dresses in drag and becomes an hero

Cool but maybe too easy

>POV
>three people (possibly a redneck, hippie and a girl goth) get fucked in the woods

Species

Last Action Hero?

Noseless guy has an unhealthy obsession with teenage boy

Blair Witch?

Nice thought it was harder than that

>Guy takes over a company
>Guy tries to kill himself
>Saves company

yup

>two children play a board game
>they get to finish it decades later
>all hell breaks loose

>blonde weeb has a failed wedding
>gets pissed
>kills people

Zathura

Joomangee

Jumanj

Oh weird I thought was 2 ppl

Jumanji?

Joomangee 2?

the original Jumanji?

Kill bill

Yes

Space jumanji

Kill Bill

Kill Bill

Kill bill

Group spends 11 hours returning jewelry

True

>a magician has a 50/50 chance to die during his routine

The Lord of the Rings

The Prestige

Yes and checked.

actually one of mcavoys better films

Correct

Spiderman lol

yup

>guy has everything
>his crazy fuckbuddy crashes with him in a car
>weird shit starts happening

Vanilla Sky

They go all the way there and then back again to the start to relief their thirst

A billionaire devotes his fortune to cosplaying and beating up the mentally ill

>Muscular austrian goes on killing spree
>tries to kill child

yes

>guy runs over a kid
>can't sleep
>can't eat
>starts hallucinating and shit

The Terminator

Filth uno
Underrated film tbh

Batman!

Correct

Correct

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Thinner?

The Machinist

Yes

Fight club

>doggos
>they runnin
>humans are bastards
>they swimming now
>credits

Talking Frog convinces son to kill father

nope. seems like a cool movie tho
fuck yea

>guy gets taken to a concentration camp
>he has his infant son with him
>tries to pull it off as a theme park of some kind

>guy plays a song
>bomb interrupts him
>he finishes it after many years

Bruce Willis is a ghost

Contagion? I think

>an american hero tries to protect the world from communists

6th sense obviously

>hero smuggler from outer space flies in his spaceship and shit
>no one asked for this movie
>no one wanted this movie
>I didn't even see this movie
>this shitty crap put J into our SJW

Yup

Donnie Darko

This describes 30 years of movies
I'm going with either American Tale or Firefox

A terrible cop has to save hostages from bad guys at a place he patrols. Wacky hijinks ensue.

American Beauty

um, solo a star wars story?

how's this poorly described? it's literally the entire plot

also life is beautiful

Life Is Beautiful?

>guy gets killed by an angry PTA mob
>he comes back for their kids

I guess my subtle hint was too subtle.
he became an true american hero when his plan failed

all i can think of is kung pow

The Pianist

I have no mouth and I must scream

Yeah

That's true, but it's a pretty niche movie

Nightmare on Elm Street

>war hero cucks out for stacy. after riding cock carousel she calls him up and decides to settle. she dies shortly after and leaves him with a son

yup

Forrest Gump

correct

Yeah.

>guy gets crazy
>he freezes to death

the thing

home alone

The Shining

His belt is his special ability

batman & robin

>arya stark looking kid
>holds staff
>says magic word
>gets popular
>his mom's a huge cunt

American special forces blow up a pyramid with a nuke to save mankind.

pootie tang

correct

>yuppie with an axe

>guy gets tired of being a tv star and tries to quit, but his co-stars really want him to stay

harry potter

That one Alien movie with the niggress?

No, not Alien series.

Team America?

pootie tang?

AAAAAAAH FUCK STARGATE I'M SO FUCKING DUMB SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

Stargate

nope

hint: he goes by many names

correct

>bunch of kids start and stop the war with Canada

silent night deadly night?

nah

south park

Yup

mr deeds

The sonic movie

is that a gram?

yeah

>two stoners steal a monkey and go to hollywood

you got it

Jay and silent bob

>guy almost kills himself and gets chased by a creepy kid

smart boy makes a giant robot suit to kill the towelheads

Orphan inducted into cult by old hermit brainwashed to kill his father and bomb the government.

Iron mans

Iron Man 1

yes

>bunch of tech nerds are also kung-fu masters and fight for humanity and shit

>Scottland
>Heroin
>Obi Wan Kenobi

Every single iron man movie