Why haven’t you served in the military yet Yea Forums?

Why haven’t you served in the military yet Yea Forums?

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Too old.

>fighting the rich mans war for table scraps

because im not a mark ass chump

I have been thinking about it.
I want to fucking kill kebabs.
Convince me, what's it like? What's the process.
What branch has the highest enlistment to killing hajis ratio

I'm not going to die for the Jews.

US Air Force for 6 years.

Spent most of my time in Okinawa, at Kadena AFB.

Fucked a few Japs, was great!

I'm a LTC in the BVB Army. What more do you want from me?

Mental illness

cause im not retarded

Got kicked out. Failed a psych test. apparently they only want you crazy after you leave.

They have tighter pussies than most

I miss CoCoIchiBanya.

I did. It was even mandatory back then. 10 months.
You won't get deployed though.
I can recommend it.

Did you lick any of their assholes?

SSG (former SSGM) here.
What outfit are you with?

can't, disabled

I was for a very short time. Got a Chance to enroll for 12 years as seargent. Said no because why should I. 12 years you get to Risk your life and your freedom for some ungrateful fucks, just to be told later that you do not fit into the current market.

5/16 Infantry. Hbu?

I will because deep inside me i love war i love misery and i love to rape and pillage. My ancestors are vikings so this explains my urge. Also i want to prove myself that im a warrior

It's not what you think. It's a fucking zestpool of paperwork and failed bureaucracy.

Yes.

What are you a virgin?

Lol like they'd take me. Too fat, and too curious.

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Rejected because of flat feet.

How easy is it to fail?
Confirmed psychopath

5 Years in the chair force.

Deployed to kyrgyzstan and proceeded to hate my life.

Medically discharged, thank the gods.

Did you eat their shit too?

I have served, and i'm still in service for about 120 days over 5 years, miltary in switzerland is ultra weird, don't ask xD

I'm not a welfare queen

i have dignity

Just imagine you utterly destroyed the chink army and you rape and murder all hot chinkbitches of every age. Where can i enlist hahaha WHITE POWER

3rd Log Sucking Division.
I was a former battalion commander before they bumped be up to brigade hehe.
Which campaigns are you decorated in?

>fight for israel
lmao let isis fix the mistake in the middle east

It's actually pretty hard to fail for a legit psycho.

>>Served in the army of isis 5 years.
>>Now I get paid in Germany and I live happily ever after.
>>Wife gave birth to 10 children and they are already Germans.
>>My wife is blonde.
PROFIT!!!

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Only cunts reject service to their country because they’re too cool to “lower themselves” to that level

You must be a cunt

Waiting For My Green card

BOTDFAF and Bosnia
I was in Afghanistan in '17 but they never decorated me because I got into a discrepancy with my unit commander

I am

Just go to an immigration court and blow the clerk so they'll process your paperwork faster.

“discrepancy”? Lol

What branch and MOS

As a vet, do the military a favor and do NOT sign up. You'd be a goddamn threat to the squad.

WE WANT WAR! WE WANT WAR!

KILL EM ALL THE BEST FEEL IN LIFE IS WHEN YOU DESTROYED YOUR ENEMIES AND YOU RAPE AND PILLAGE THEIR WOMEN. THIS IS LIFE THIS IS WHAT I WANT

Afghanistan was shit. I was there in '11 and '15.
That's bullshit man. I'd file an appeal to your unit division because that's retirement points they're stealing from you.

>bvb army

holy shit your retarded,bvb=black veil brides.he's some shitty andy sixx poster

Funny, I signed EOD two years ago with flat feet.
Sounds like you're just a lil lieing bitch.

Did my four in the Army. Honorable discharge.

WTF were you in Bosnia for?
I was in Hungary from 14 - 16. Sucked a lot of logs there, it was fucking awesome.

i tried apparently they frown upon being arrested for smoking weed

Military recruiter: "why do you want to serve in the military?"

Me: "i want to rape and pillage places with hot women"

Will i get accepted when i say that? Because this is the only reason i would apply

12th Sphincter Licking Brigade here.
Hey can you please do something about the commander of the 516th Bat down in Indianapolis? I swear to fucking god he's taking all of our money. We're squeezed dry

I was in Iraq in 07-08 and I feared my platoon sergeant more than the fucking sand monkeys. Mother fucker lay awake every night plotting to kill me

I sucked in infantry but I reenlisted and did well in another MOS. You give me a gun and tell me to go clear a room I’ll look at you like a retard

But I have. Mainly because of conscription.

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Still am. Shits pretty good.

Because I'm not an irresponsible goof who abandons their family just so I can brag about being in military.

Pic related

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Former EOD in BVB Army here.
I was on a detatchment with the Nirvana Navy's UDT during the BOTDFAF campaign.
What outfit were you with?

I would when in a new war starts I don’t want to die in goat fucker land I’d rather die somewhere tropical

shut up faggot, I'm trying to remove some kebabs.

Rogered up, the travel is great and working with people in shitty environments can actually be kind of awesome in terms of bringing you together. However, watching my junior sailors constantly get fucked over by leadership gets old incredibly fast.

Oh shit were you at Camp Jynxx?
Were you there when the gooks bombed it?

IQ under 83 is a weird way of saying crazy.

I would if i was gay

Then do that shit in a PMC, if you've got the stones to work for the kind of PMC that would stoop to hiring you. That kind of unprofessional shit gets soldiers killed instead of kebabs.

I literally just got out of the 516th bat and transferred into 47th. LTC Frehley is a fucking idiot. Would someone just fire him already? Can you at brigade just do something because you're one step above them?

true hero

I did, it was boring, never deployed to a combat zone.

Depends who we gonna fight. If we fight in africa or arabstans no thanks. But if we fight in places with hot girls then probably yes i would enlist. Vietnam must have been pretty gud any vets on here? How many viet pussy have you scored?

That’s literally a lie.

Why not

i'm not an american citizen

says the faggot who is proud to serve in a military that a draft dodger is commander in chief of.you probably only joined because you couldnt get a real job like the rest of us

I've been trying to go EOD for 3 years now. I already have my P-SAT and scored expert on all my weapons quals but my retention officer keep telling me I don't qualify

>Were you there when the gooks bombed it?
When the fuck did gooks ever bomb that shithole? It was already falling apart enough as it is, there was nothing more they could have done to ruin that shit hole.

I'm so confused. Some guy/people are having a conversation about the BVB Army and Log sucking divisions and Bosnia. Is this legit military or what?

Been there, done that.

I have, fuckface

my unit only had rotations going to non-combat zones. We were severely undermanned so even if I could have volunteered to deploy they wouldn't let me.

>Camp Jynxx?
Where is this? I can't find it on Google

Because user, you don't serve your country in the military nowadays, you risk life and limb. To serve very rich people in very rich corporations, who become even more rich. Profiting from some weak country with a weak military, who always just seem to be very rich in resources. Slaughtering lots of innocent women and children, these atrocities are totally played down by the media (owned by the very same corporations). That's not brave or proud, that's not serving your country or fellow countrymen. Going to a conflict with these nations is the equivalent of man with an m16 going up against a kid with a rock. Now that's cowardice, it happens every day in Palestine, even a dumb fuck retard who will criticise these facts and try and sound like some brave cunt. Can't prove a single one of these stated facts as anything but fact. That's why I wouldn't join the military user. Its also pretty embarrassing serving for a military, who got its ass kicked by farmers in Vietnam and goat herders in Afghanistan. Ran like fuck away from a few hundred Libyan despots with a uniform. Did I mention it was Russia who beat Isis as we only helped them advance, in the prior 18 months before the Russian intervention.

YOU MORON ITS A STUPID BLACK VEIL BRIDES ARMY REFERENCE
>LOG SUCKING
>SPHINCTER LICKING
>NIRVANA NAVY
THIS FUCKING MORON AND HIS STUPID ANDY SIXX MEMES TRYING TO FORCE THIS STUPID SHIT ON THIS WEBSITE FOR THE PAST FOUR YEARS AND NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENS THE MODS NEVER BAN THEM

Because the pay is garbage.
High risk should mean high reward. The military is high risk low reward. So what's the point?

Kek grow up

You certainly aren't. You are just a queen.

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Do they make mental tests and character checks at the military? Because i would definitely fuck up and deliberately do war crimes because im not a good person with a shitty childhood with abusive parents back then. Will they sort me out when i have bad intentions on my enemies?

Denied entry due to pre existing medical condition.

Had a supervisor years ago at work who was nuts and a former army ranger.
He told me he had to cheat on the phych test because he was a crazy fucker before he even went it.
Well anyways on halloween we could dress up a little. She he comes in face painted with still dress cloths but also his hat and vest with all sorts of shit in it. He walks up to me with a pinapple hand grenade, Puts it in my hand and says here hold this, Pulls the pin and walks away. I was just kind of confused. he comes back reinserts the pin and laughs.
I mean i am almost certain it was deactivated who with him who the fuck knows.

I wouldn't exactly call cleaning up a glory hole booth a real job.

Very much doubt they'd take a scrawny aspie with anxiety issues.

Unless they will, in which case, sure I'll think about it.

Vet. Not active duty anymore. I did join because I had no purpose in life and the military helped me get my shit together (married with a good job now). I'm not afraid to admit the shit that gets folks in, I just don't turn a blind eye about how that racist killer bullshit gets soldiers killed. Either they're pumped full of internet false machismo, or they're fucked in the head. The ones fucked in the head are the worst, because they'll do fucked up things instead of following orders.

For the record, you can support the fuckers dumb enough to sign up while admitting the leadership is fucked up. If Trump is dumb enough to get us into a shooting war with a major power, I will absolutely have compassion for the grunts who have to die for that decision.

MEPS(medical eval) is mostly physical shit so no. Unless you make it stupid obvious you are insane in training probably not until you get deployed/ or people see it in your attitude.

Because i am jewish

Really only gonna be risking your life if your dumb as fuck. Worked with a guy who got to be a helicopter mechanic. Never risked his life once and said it was fucking cake.
When you go in they do tests to see if you are cut out to be anything besides front line bullet catcher.

It’s peacetime young negro.

I’m not gay

>Why haven’t you served in the military yet Yea Forums?

I did, nine years. Military Intelligence, Airborne, Veteran. High speed, low drag. I did my time.

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Then join and go into payroll! Can't beat a free education in shekel-counting! Or become a military paralegal. You're not thinking with an eye towards maximum benefit for minimum risk.

I'm about to. volunteered. they accepted me. going to basic training next month

Obama administration but a ban on Tats if they are bigger than your hand. Any where on the body.

Thus I could not

Did you seek a waiver with the recruiter?

Bitch please, they don't pay me enough to die for my government, fuck that

They straight up told me it was useless.
I had 4 at the time all hidden on upper arms.

Could be they have dirty nicknames for plenty of things and places but personally i think their just random people messing around.

Could have just bn shitty recruiter idk.

Been considering it lately.
>18 about to be 19
>slightly overweight
>not in college
>not working at the moment
I went to military school, so I have an idea of what it might be like, have a lot of questions though

that doesn't seem credible. I've literally seen people with their entire backs covered in tattoos in the military

Yeah, they might have been able to get a waiver for one. Four? Not so much. Could always check with a second recruiter/different branch. If you really want to join, and they're desperate enough for people, they'll give waivers out the wazoo. It's usually for the shitty jobs though, like cook.

Unless you’re physically capable, don’t even think about it, fatso.

It seems like a valid alternative to a mosque

Aside from ghetto fleeing refugees and retarded rednecks, scrawny aspies are the backbone of our national security forces

I'd say go Army 11b. Infantry life is stupid, current 0311 marine, but all my army bros have a higher chance of a combat deployment unlike me

Fuck the sandbox

Wouldn't that make you want to join more?

They said it had changed in 13.
No clue.

Fair enough, thanks user

Because i do drugs

Cuz I have something to do with my life as opposed to joining the service out of desperation.

My family and I immigrated illegally to the usa.
I prefer to not serve in the armed forces.
fuck usa

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Did already...6 years USN

mom died and i became a alcoholic

>it has to be better than whatever toilet you crawled out of

what a pile of shit

Quite true in my extremely limited expierance.

literally a meme

>MI and airborne
Thanks for taking a slot from someone who would benefit for a little chest candy

Not with the one and only I had. 30 year old jap girl but also only like 4”10’. Still miss her sometimes even though her face left much to be desired.

You keep telling yourself that. The rest of us know better.

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Did 13 years before I got the boot for mental health issues. Going back to school in your 30’s and trying to find a job sucks if it’s the only thing you’ve ever done.

Collect other peoples bodily fluids with your tongue is not exactly "doing something with your life" but whatever floats your boat there Chad.

Rate? Deployments?

But I did. I went to Recruit Training Command, got injured, and failed a physical test, so they sent me home. Shit sucked, I will probably never know what it's like to be Corpsman, but fuck Blue Side, though.

Thinking about it
I'll be 26 in August
The only thing holding me back is a tattoo on my hand.

>26
Bad news man. Too old.

Depends on the branch. In bootcamp I saw a 30 year old man.

63H 1993-1999

for enlisted 35 is maximum. and if he enrolls now in college, he can even apply for ROTC

Am currently.

Don’t need welfare.

because i'm not retarded

Because I dont want to fight for zog.

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Every time I talk about the possibility, my military friend says that I shouldn't because being in the military sucks.
Still kinda wanna try

do it, user. sounds cliche but you only live once. 50 years from now you'll regret much more not having done it. I decided to join and literally lost almost everyone in my life. My hippie parents don't talk to me anymore, my cunt ex left me ( blessing in disguise I guess ), and most friends I had left me because they took it as an offense to them that I would "throw my life away". best thing that could've happened. weeded all the undesirables out of my life

Died of an opiate overdose a few years later. If I was him I would have got the craziest face tattoo ever and fronted a death metal band.

Marines infantry, but it will most likely suck.

Also, you seem mentally unstable, you'd better not enlist.

I don't get it. What does Albania's King Zog have to do with anything?

What the fortissimo did you just say about my score, you little flaute player? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Paris conservatory, and I've been involved in numerous concertos on Austria, and I have over 300 confirmed concertos. I am trained in piano playing and I'm the top pianist in the entire Paris conservatory.

You are nothing to me but just another key of my piano. I will s-wipe you the viola out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fortissimo notes. You think you can get away with saying that sheet to me over the Internet? Think again, viola player. As we speak I am playing Stravinsky Petruska with a xilophone on my bare hands so you better prepare for the impromptu, faggot. The storm that s-wipes out the Beethoven's pathetique little thing you call your interpretation. You're basson dead, kid. I can play any ,bar at any tempo, and I can play Dong and Xilophone in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in piano playing, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Symphonic Orchestra of Vienna and I will use it to its full extent to s-wipe your miserable b-ass off the face of the continent, you little sheet.

If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" dynamics was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have fermata your tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn piccolo pitch. I will sheet fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're losing a rehersal, prodigy.

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I'd join in a heart-beat but ineligible due to Section 8 status. I gave serious thought to becoming an Avionics (radar) Technician but then I'd be subject to screening process and am not good at taking rejection and don't want .gov sifting threw my personal history. #PostHaste

imagine not dying in a war for Israel
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>why haven't you fought unwinnable wars in the middle east for israel yet, /goy/?

that's why, jackass. fuck you.