Okay Yea Forums, I need advice

Okay Yea Forums, I need advice.

(honestly feel free to leave shit-tier classic Yea Forums replies, i’m down for a laugh, but I’d appreciate a couple of real answers)

Very long story, but the best I can summarize it. TL;DR: Havent fucked in a year, flying out to meet my LDR girlfriend and I dont wanna bust in 10 seconds. What preemptive measures can I take to make
sure I last longer? Im not a newbie I know all of the tricks like distracting myself, but I want some actual solid advice.

Story, still summarized hard:
I was on vacation in november, met a Russian girl, we became acquainted, kept talking, started a long distance relationship.
On June 9th, I’m travelling to go see her for the first time in 8 months. Ive been loyal to her in this long distance thing, so I havent had sex in pretty much a year, and now Im flying to meet this 10/10 and I want our first time to be great. I dont wanna bust in 10 seconds. We talked about it and she told me she knows I wont last long cause its my first time in a year, and also her first time since her ex so she’ll be tight as a fuckin nun.

Any tips on how to last longer?

Thx in advance boys. I’ll think about you when I’m dicking her down. no homo

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women are a fuckin meme
stay at home and jack off
you'll thank yourself for it later

can we get a pic of her m8?

really there is no simple fix, and nothing you havent heard before. jerk off before hand, think of shit thats not super sexy, but your best bet is go for a round 2 directly after

Drink, and wank hard before u hit it

When you feel like busting a nut go down on her or go slower. I really dont know what else to say since you know the tricks.
Also havent you masturbated since last time you fucked?

Do NOT get drunk though. I've had terrible experiences, to the point I couldnt even get my dick hard

Sexual stamina doesn't mean as much as refractory time. Who cares if you bust in 10 seconds if you are hard again in 5 minutes? Simply nut and do more foreplay until you're hard again. You will last longer through each bust. If you aren't an old, out of shape, or queery fucker you should be good to go all day.

Ok, OP. Serious answer:

Jack off with lube DAILY if not twice daily to desensitize yourself. If your practice different than you play, you’re gonna suck in the game. Get your brain used to the feeling of tight and wet around your dick until it doesn’t matter

Serious advice #2: just nut early and either laugh it off and try again like a normal confident man does, or just nut inside her and keep fucking if your dick still works. I do this all the time, and women don’t care if I nutted so long as I keep fuckin them.

Longer term advice: Develop the skill of control

ps. Girls like it when you cum, they will only get upset if they are still horny and want more. Just give her more.

Your fuckin face is a meme bro