Ok guys....backpage and craigslist are dead. where do you go to find an escort...

move to CANADA it fucking legal and clean, fuck yeah!! backwards yanks

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adultsearch.com/california/sacramento/female-escorts/1440850

here you go my boy

>Escorts
Dude, why? Escorts are professional man-eaters and even the chubby ones know they can milk losers out of $300 for an hour. Literally just approach college students and offer them like $100 for a night. They're far hotter, they don't know any better and you'll have a much better time.

What sounds better?

>Some used up whore in her late 20s with ashy skin and a beer gut who demands $500 for a night and will watch the clock

>Some smooth skinned tan hot college girl that's desperate for money that doesn't know she can make a bunch of money fucking guys that will more than likely let you do anything you want to her for $100

listcrawler it’s about half scams but they’re obvious

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Any UK specific sites? Want something about more discrete like Craigslist

But you've asked this a million times. I'm pretty sure we've answered you at this point.

Kek I have a friend who called some high-end escort for $800 an hour and she wouldn't even fuck him. She threatened to call the police and said her services were literally just for companionship and not sex.

TNAboards. Just check by your state

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...wtf? Escorts are literally for sex. Your friend's a fucking retard. They know they're for sex and they fuck some of the most disgusting men.

Cant believe you dickless virgins are even seeking hookers if you cant google search shit.

Privatedelights.ch was working this morning but shutdown lmao

Skipthegames
Listcrawler
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Adultlook
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Google's hard for some people. You're a better man than I am for posting these.

Forgot to mention

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So much for your 'freedom' amerifags

Massage parlors open till 11pm are a good bet

ask your mom

literally makes no fucking sense you aspie

>how to end up being questioned by police

It is very easy. Use SeekingArrangement. I am no fan of whores, but paying college girls to suck my cock and asshole, and basically play pretend pornstar for me (have enough photos and videos to start a website lol) for a few hours has been rather enjoyable.

Where pics?

Don't trust any females go to a pimp

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It's a crime against nature. It spreads disease and degeneracy. It fuels drug addiction and creates single moms that are a drag on society.

Puritanical decendency and stupid male beta rolemodels.

Nice

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>people having sex
Crime against nature

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Prison unions are powerful. They want to put as many people in prison as possible (hence why we have the most on earth.)

Women having sex with multiple partners nightly with no selection at all, just for cash. Johns spread it to their wives, girlfriends and to other hookers. It's like a wildfire.

Then Legalize so they can tested every week and have health benefits like in most civilized country's then amerimutt.

>backwards yanks
easy killer, just about everything u know of the modern world was created by us her in the states

Any advice on how to go about getting a happy ending at massage place? There's one across the street and I'm actually thinking about going this evening

This. Plenty of sources out there.

If they ever ask you to contact them by an email, it's a scam. I also check posting history,m if multiple posts they're probably real.

Nice try, officer.

i've done this to female friends I don't care about and they usually always consider it.

that's what making it illegal does. You're arguing against yourself.

>paying anything more than $100 for fs
Fucking pleb, I wouldn't want to live wherever you are.

look forward to a decisive victory

you don't really need to offer them anything.

idk, I kind of like this advice

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Then the hookers are garbage, that make you wear 5 condoms and you can barely touch them. I prefer girlfriends personally. Degenerate scumbag.

Roasties don’t want the competition and their beta orbiters feel shame/guilt because sex isn’t as sacred as they would like it to be

if you live in cali or Nevada Privatedelights is awesome and consistent

It's only legal to sell sex in Canada, not buy it. Watch out for John stings.

In other words, you don’t know either but want attention. Here’s your (you).

I got a half off coupon to a local massage place for xmas... Went in and the masseuse was decently hot 5/10 azn slut... Long story short i completely misread the situation. Wipped out my fully erect 4-inch mayo cannon toward the end and she screamed and ran out of the room. More chinks came and told me to leave.

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private delights is by far the best site in California but its down for maintenance today. very active site

Why file deleted?

You don't. Or at least I don't.

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the women always pretend they are just willing to cuddle, but its pretty easy to end up fucking them.

You americunts are funny. In the UK we just go on a website and book one, simple as that.

And the ones that crawl the street are fucking disgusting, the online escorts can be 10/10.

I slide into girls insta dm

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What is the name of the massage parlor. I can tell you what they offer.

>or is it better to just cruise down the street?
That's what I do, I just drive by and snatch those girlies right off the street.

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Never go with street whores unless you've got nothing to lose. It's not worth saving 50 bucks on a bj when you consider the monumentally higher chances of getting arrested/robbed/sick.

Listcrawler, skipthegames are what you want for backpage tier whores. You have to wade through a lot more spam than backpage, but it's all we've got. On LC you can see reviews on the ad, but always verify them somewhere like USASexguide because a lot are fake.

If you want high quality but with more hassle like having to go through screening, you want eros.

dude don't bother. I'm serious. Unless you have a fetish for older women. I have been to a lot of asian massage parlors before, and despite having 18-20 year old hotties plastered all over their ads/webapges, I've never been serviced by someone that looked under the age of 35, usually much closer to 50-55.

you ever go to soho and check out the walkups? That was the weirdest experience ever. All you britbongs snickering as you see me walking in, getting to fuck a probable sex slave for 20 pounds, the madam/pimp banging on the door after only like 3 minutes...

what a ripoff.

Thanks for the tip. I might still try but feelin kinda lazy so we'll see

the term you're looking for is sugarbaby, and it's never that simple. You can't just fuck them and leave, they will call you up all the time begging for more "allowance". You get a hotter girl but all the baggage of a real relationship. At that point you might as well just get a real girlfriend, it'd be cheaper.

jesus are you that much of an incel to pay for drug-vagina/streeet-vagina?

I promise you, gaining some minimal talking skills will not hurt.

well if you do the procedure is pretty muc hthe same everywhere - at some point when you're bored of the massage, flip over and maneuver her to your dick. It will generally cost you 150-200 dollars total including the massage fee (usually ~60 bucks for an hour) for a BJ and sex. Some will only do a HJ but obviously don't pay them 200 for that.

It's awkward because they usually won't speak good english (or pretend not to), so you kind of have to give them the right amount of money and hope they understand.

If you want to do stuff like anal plan on getting rejected most of the time and paying 50-100 extra on top of the 200.

Anyone who knows wouldn't want it plastered all over this shit pile.

Thanks for typing all that out. Seems pretty pricy I can get an escort to come and fuck me for about the same price. I could actually kinda use a massage tho hah. And I've heard of other ppl getting lucky with a young Asian girl.

>It fuels drug addication
Like any other money-giving job

yeah the MPs have never been my scene. It's too clinical and fucking on a massage table is just uncomfortable. Some people are willing to go through anything, even if it's that, to fuck an asian broad though.

How do you pay your whore at the end without getting busted? Leave a fake wallet with the bills slightly sticking out or what.

set the money down somewhere. On a nightstand, in the bathroom, wherever she expects it. Don't mention it or discuss it. Never say anything like "i will give you 50 extra to do ____" .

better hope the police don't arrest you for using a spoon to eat your cereal while searching online though