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Now I'm horizontal on my couch

Fight the man

thanks, user.
looks like Russian blini but extra thick

I was going to say it was an English muffin.

Prozac capsules that were opened and put back together using a deadly mixture of prozac sprinkles, cyanide and fentanyl. And a 556 open season special

you are a chemistry guy or something?

Woke up at 6 to do laundry and get my daughter ready for school, went to work for five hours and now I'm back early to clean the house a bit more before I have to pick her up from school. Going to make dinner and then go back to work after. Typical day

Those buck knifes have a lifelong guarantee

Sure

Yes but I don't

Nobody does

thanks, now I know enough to rule the world

woke up, drank all day, went to mindfullness meeting thing at 16:00, got given a little flower to look at and sat bored while some old woman told me to think about my belly

The wooden pattern on the floor was way too perfectly repeating, must not have been real

then she told us to think about our feet or some shit then I realised we are on like the 5th floor and there is a bunch of nothing under where I'm standing and would be fucked if something collapsed

I think I'm not quite getting it

Bored at work. Pointlessly argued in a thread earlier. Aggressively average day. Gonna go home in a bit and get drunk

not guaranteed to live not less then a life? hmm

work was fine, flew by quick. eating leftovers for dinner and feeling a bit ill, like that warm body fatigue illness, i hate it. im exhausted for some reason but i hate taking naps mid day, just gonna rest in bed and watch tv or something, feeling a bit down i guess.

Had to walk for hours because I forgot my phone. Then bought a homeless guy something from subway. I missed my bus so I had some time left.

Homeless people are uncommon where I live, and subs are only 1 euro.

Why do that to an innocent crumpets?

english muffin beans and mild cheese? I guess there's protein.

It's a crumpets not a muffin. Muffins are dryer and have a dusting of flour on them but crumpets are real food and spongy.

Here in the states we call crumpets English muffins

Did you get a sub? If so which one? What did the homeless guy eat?

Also I bought a kebab the other day and half and then I felt bad offering it to a homeless guy half eaten so I asked him if his dog would like it. He was very grateful but I dont know if I upset him by feeding his dog whilst he went hungry. Am I an arsehole?

That's odd as we have a thing called English muffins that are not crumpets and I was sure they were a US transplant. Pic related them?

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See, this is what we call an English muffin which is more bready

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Oh, I see. I thought they were the same thing. English muffins are fucking awesome

This is a muffin in England

this is a crumpet

this is a breakfast muffin

Don't fucking get me started on biscuits

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Same here in the states

#NAZI NIGGER GO HOME.

He walked by the bus stop, and asked me if I had some spare change. And how much he still needed.

I looked at the clock and noticed I had twenty minutes to wait. So I told him I didn't have any cash (cuz I didn't), but if he was intending to get food he could just walk along to the subway.

And so we did. I was hungry anyway. And I've got one of those student discount cards so I only have to pay for one sub, and I get a 10% discount.

I asked how he got into this mess and he explained how he fled from another country, he didn't want to explain why tough. He intends to get his life back on track so I felt okay helping him out. He had applied for an allowance, which everyone can get in this country, but it takes a while to process.

He explained his plans to get his shit back together and gave him advice on how his plans might be threatened by the upcoming possibility of brexit and how he could avoid being fkd over by it.

And for some reason, as I'm typing my phone keeps freezing...

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Got up at 6am. 4h of lectures, nap until 6pm. Continued making my social medium for uni. Life of a software engineering student...

Well I woke up from a bad dream (was dreaming my gf cheats on me), I got tidy up, drove to university talk with professor about my final master degree exam, then talked with a local hobo on my street for a few minutes, played a one match in league of losers, drove to pick up my gf from work, bought some things like cheese bread butter ham, then a friend came by so I drank 0.5l vodka with him and now I'm in bed naked my gf is asleep she goes to work tomorrow and I'm touching her with tip of my hard dick

I broke up with a 3 year girlfriend and simultaneously got asked out by another girl. I honestly don’t have any sexual drive at this point so today was a very freeing day. I said no to the other girl but I’m hoping that if I stoke the fire I’ll drum some interest out of her but more importantly myself lol. Slaved away at Arby’s all day. Got an mri of my Hip. Time to smoke up and enjoy the wonders of television and music while processing the days thoughts and then eventually do my pt

That is just called a muffin in Britain. Are you sure it's an Anglo muffin? I was sure they were more like a bready thing like in my pics. Yeah man fuck the word biscuit. Here that's a sweet thing you snack on with tea (which I as a brit am literally drinking as I type).

Woke up at 8, got ready for school, kissed girlfriend goodbye. Get to school, forgot lunch, forgot homework. Instructor likes me, so cool. Eat shitty microwave cheeseburger from school vending machine, go back to class, come home, kiss girlfriend hello, heat up and eat forgotten lunch, take girlfriend to dunkin for coffee, come back, lay in bed with girlfriend, browse Yea Forums while girlfriend watches pretty little liars on Netflix. Pretty good day so far

You are a good man user. God bless you.

The fuck is that picture I cant work it out.

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Thanks, I try to be

Normally tough, I vent my frustration on Yea Forums.

better than doing it in real life user. don't be a school shooter or something.

It's more of a way of dealing with being a victim or having to witness such situations.

Running something much, much worse in your imagination or looking at it while being disconnected from the situation seemed to make it a lot easier to deal with similar struggles in real life.

Weird.Today I had to change apartments(was sleeping on a couch at my sister's,now I hace my own room with some ppl).Smoked joint while eating cereals at breakfast,listened to music,watched one of kurosawa's movies(pretty decent one) while eating pizza.Got a little sad in new house so I went to a bar and drank one beer.I miss my friends and family.Hope I will find some new friends soon