Small penis doesn't matter, fags. Stop obsessing about it

Small penis doesn't matter, fags. Stop obsessing about it.

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Can confirm that small benis does matter and anyone who says otherwise either a. Doesn't have a small benis or b. Can't tell when people are lying to them

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it doesnt matter because none of you retards are ever going to get a chance to use it

Is 5inches erect okay?

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>imagine being a kid that doesn't know about circumcision, but of course had one

Oh, while you're on like a school field trip or something to the museum.

Yes. You can please a woman with 5.

It's all about how you use it and perform in bed.

Any tips?

And then all the American boys start joking about (hercules? who is that?) pissing like a firehose.

>It's cause he blasts piss out his dick like a firehose!

yeah 5in erect is about minimum for pleasing a woman. thats the line. any less than that just kys

Watch as much porn as you can and learn from that. I mean, they are professionals, aren't they?

loving sex is animal tier

It doesn't cus you can be sissy at any size.

What if someone is really good at sex?

Focus a lot on foreplay. Kiss her in many places, and use your hands while you kiss her. Masturbate her, make her wet, whisper in her ear, give her small, playful bites inside her thighs. Eat her pussy, make her gush, but don't eat it right away, go slowly and start by kissing the inner thigh, lick it, grab her thighs, breath out hot air close to her pussy, she'll be wet...then you start to go in but by the outside, labia majora, lick it, bite it gently, make her squirm, feel her breathing get heavier, use your fingers to play with her pussy, when you feel she's wet, then eat it, do it like it's your last meal and you're on death row, but be gentle as well, the vagina is very sensitive and you won't do yourself any favours by sucking it as you would a popsicle, pay attention to the clit, of course, raise the clitoral hood and stimulate it with your tongue, all the while fucking her with a finger. stop, lick all of it, then go back. she'll cum many times even before you fuck her.

what if she farts on my face?

Thanks, man. Does it help that I'm good looking?

Anything is possible. At the end of the day, a long-lasting relationship will not be comprised of purely sex...it fades. Love is more than that.

yes because love doesnt exist

Of course.

Take care of personal hygiene, try to smell nice, but don't become a walking cologne or aftershave advertisement, either.

Most vaginas are only 4 inches deep so yes, you are correct for the most part. But if your penis is under 4 inches long then chances are you won't be able to please a woman by fucking her, but there are other ways to please her. Not sure if size matters when you're fucking a dude but I'm sure you'll be fine either way.