Gimme some quick and painless ways to die, if all else fails I'll use a gun

Gimme some quick and painless ways to die, if all else fails I'll use a gun

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Tell you what, sell all you got, travel somewhere, and do stuff you never did before. I mean, you are going to off yourself anyway, enjoy your last days on this place. Maybe after traveling life wont be worthless?

If that doesnt work, sleeping pills. Take as many as you can, some pills for nausea too so you dont puke them on accident. The overdose will kill you in your sleep.

Helium all the way. You can easily buy it online, rig it so it flows to an airtight bag or something on your head. Your body will think it’s oxygen and won’t build up CO2 so you won’t have the “I’m suffocating” feelings, just pass out and die within minutes.

Not really interested in travel, nor any kind of "bucket list". I'm just disinterested in life, the world is a pretty shit place anyways. I'd rather just leave

The world probably doesnt need you where you are right now. Find a purpose man. Help the turtles or volunteer at animal shelter. Find a place where the world do needs you.

Inject air into your biggest neck blood vessels. You die in seconds. Get a hypo needle for it.

the whole thing about human life is that it has no purpose and the world doesnt care

why to leave this filthy place without taking some fag with you? go get a bomb or some shit and blow a fucking mall or something.
will be quick and you'll be remembered as a hero

if so, why hasnt every nihilist to exist killed himself?

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I don't think I'm some kind of god or hero who should be making judgment on who deserves to live or die. I don't value my own life, but I have no right to place a value on the lives of others

and that response is showing what, that you REALLY dont believe in anything? i dont buy it, user, you think therefore you are and if you are not there is no judgement. so what do you really believe in?

Bitch, nobody asked you. Do as your told.

You are correct, judgment people have of me won't matter once I'm gone, but I'm just looking to go out on my own. I want to rest

What makes you think death is a resting state? Or a state at all? Your story could be cut short. No resting, nothing at all. No closed eyes, no slow breath, no resolution, no anything. If you have considered that, who is there to stop you? But if you think death will give you a peace of mind, there is no foundation for that way of thinking.

I'm fine with ceasing to be, I've hung around years trying to find something worth doing, working towards, goals, emotions to feel, anything. I've just decided I'd rather leave

I just don't believe that is the case because otherwise you wouldnt have made the type of thread that you did instead of googling it. And you dont strike me as a dumb person so something smells unresolved to me idk.

Most things on google will be along the lines of get hit by a train or pill overdose. Besides, I used to come to Yea Forums years ago and figured if its anything like I know it used to be, the board would be glad to suggest methods to go out. Google also suggested helium which very quickly showed results of failed attempts

Well Yea Forums is filled with tourists that are not used to seeing that kind of thread and panic. Personally, I never commented methods because I figure if a person really wants to, they will end up finding a way. Seems cynical to take the last decision off of a person who often feels like they have no choices left. You can always fail, failsafe methods are basically nonexistent.

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I think explosives...best if you can get a grenade. Pull the pin and put it on back of your head...you will be gone in split second, and you will not feel anything.

Taking the last decision of someone who feels they have no choices left.

I never thought of it like that. But nonetheless, gun it is.

i mean, pretty mature user, but still a fag.
you are want to die anyways.
no shit after life

See you on the other side, perhaps, over a nice cold beer somewhere cozy
Or maybe while shitposting tomorrow, my username is user btw

Eat until you suffer from hypertension.

Carbon monoxide

Don't know why you would kill yourself, give details, it's all anonymous...
How's your family?
What are you good at, etc.

The purpose of society does not lay in the quality of life but rather, the quantity of livestock that can be sustained.

To suffer against entropy is only human, but to succumb is to be lost to time. I find purpose in the fact that my family, though I don't have my own, will need me one day and without them I wouldn't be here. I find that my base goal is to ease others' suffering while I can.

In suicide, where you no longer suffer, others will suffer more as they have failed you. It takes about seven years minimum for people to come to terms with the suicide of a loved one.