Post what you keep in you're pockets and anons try to guess what you do for a living

Obviously construction worker

>Wallet
>Passport
>Knife
>Electrical tape
>Channel locks
>Klein’s pliers
>Lashing clamps
>Continuity clamps
>Nuts and washers

>calculator
>phone

Accountant most likely, or a professional retard for carrying two calculators

>knife
>box cutter
>wallet
>phone
>keys
>pen
>M&P shield

Yep

Power line technician

>wallet
>keys
>knife
>pen
>pocketbook
>phone
>phone charger cord
>power bank
>earbuds

Drug Mule

>flashlight
>gloves
>heavy duty scissors
>radio harness
>phone (obvi) wallet keys etc
>notepad

hint: i keep most of my many items in a bag

Security detail of some sort or higher ranking Law Enforcement

Wallet & keys . I’m retired

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Power line repair guy?

>gloves
>badge
>phone
>ear plugs
>wallet

No good try, if i mentioned the bag items it would be way too obvious lol

nope

EMT

Welder

Is the M&P a requirement of your job ore something you're allowed to carry and choose to?

Yep lol did i give it away

>phone
>Leatherman
>Marlinspike
>Electrical tape
>Channel locks
>Mechanix gloves

Customs check

Technician

Phone wallet keys.

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Bills
Train card
Medical Card
Keys
Phone
Lighter

Something I choose to.
The heavy duty scissors became very obvious after I made my first guess. I was focusing on gloves, which I was picturing as heavy duty work gloves, and the radio.

nurse or some kind of medical tech?

I guess technically, but my job is super specific and different

That makes it tough then hmmm

Wallet
Work Badge
PPE Glasses
Phone
Vape

Wallet
Phone
Jabra elite 65t
Car keys
Not pocket but otherwise you will never guess correct:
Surface laptop 2
External hard drive
Jeweling tools
Phillips head screwdriver

either a factory worker or some sort of research lab worker?

Refinery work. Boiler maker ?

production technician / material handler / factory worker?

Wallet
Phone
Pen
Pocket knife
Headphones

Something to do with ships electronics?

ding ding ding I'm an assembly line worker. work in a factory making skid steer loaders.

Equipment Tech

Computer repair guy.

Close, but no. Cable splicer and lineman

Right on the money, but IT consult more than computer repair shits broken I make them buy new shit as opposed to repairing a 5 year old shitbox.

Wallet
Phone
Keys

could you be a little less specific there Copernicus

unemployed?

I carry this.....maybe not legally but I only truly follow the law of Odin..... which says as you said, arm yourself, Odins advice > modern law

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Yeah, I'm a sailboat rigger, so anything with the mast I deal with. Electronics is a big part of it.

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Lol forgot to reply to you

Purple vinyl wallet from office max
2 keys and a Keychain of Mei from Ovsrwatch
LG V30 phone with custom decal of an Elven archer with her pet tiger

Yea, that’s an item I carry but it’s also kind of a red herring. Also, surprisingly this is not me. Though he has good taste. I’m conceal carry.

>wallet
>Box cutter
>phone
>Earbuds
>chewing Gum

Mail delivery

Ah, in ontario lineman is considered powerline tech. Great job eh

What caliber?

nope
ill give some hints
i spend most of my time outside
i occasionally help customers
you probably see someone doing my job every week or so

>Keychain of Mei from overwatch

Oh an unemployed man child nice

Customs check

No, every job I've ever worked including this one has always had the tools around the work site, or in a tool holder of some sort, aka not in pockets. Good try though

Carrying a handgun without a ccw permit is a felony in most states.

Mailman

holden matthews?

>wallet
>phone

Just mad that it's not for some noob char like Genji, I get it.

hmm.. considering we're talking work sites and tools, im thinking labor of some kind. is it factory work? or maybe construction / landscaping of some kind.

Student or business owner

Where's your keys faggot?

I was under the impression that it was what we carry to/at work. I have a car but work shuttles me to and from job

No

Phone
Keys
Wallet
Earplugs
Gloves

>pendrives
>cellphone
>keys
>every other shit goes to backpack

Office job?

>phone
>backup battery

I'm a professional pokemon go player.
AMA

Lmao

Youre not supposed to tell what your job is faggot

In my pocketses:

>hands
>fishbones
>finger bone from a small orc
>bits of string, cob webs, and lint
>my preciouss
>monogrammed elf-skin wallet i found somewhere with no money, an expired credit card from The Bank of Mordor, and a picture of a smiling orc female signed 'XOXO G'nash G'gli'ick"
>an ancient condom in a foil wrapper I've carried since middle school thinking I'd get lucky at some point (still waiting)

Nope

Why would he carry shit in his pockets if he was unemployed? Stupid fuck.

Mechinal engineer or something along those lines

Kinda/sorta. I do office work among other things, but I dont work in what most people would call an office

At work:
Tape measure
Whistle
Pencil
Keys
Earplugs
Paper
Permit

Machine operator?

I forgot gloves

Construction

Two phones, keys, wallet, (clipped to my belt loop) identity badge and after hours building access nfc card

idk harry potter or something

I give up, what's your occupation

Night shift supervisor

Its gollum u draft cunt

>work shuttles me to and from job
You work at Area 51?

KHV wizard

Data center?

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sometimes in construction, but I'm in petrochemical fabrics more often

I am also gay
How could you tell??

I work stock in a small grocery store

>Pen
>Messure tape
>Earpiece reciever
>Scanner
>Cell phone
>Notepad
>Random screws
>Bits for a drill

Lol nah I wish

Locator

That’s neato. My dad had a hobiebcat growing up, that was always a good time.

Nope I am an assembly line worker at a truck bumper factory, though I do operate machines of sorts.

How could I have been so blind

False.

Hint: i can help you with tips fixing up your house/garden

It doesn't pay much, but it's honest work

> (OP)
>Vape
Professional douchebag

It's very hard for most people to say that nowadays

Landscape

2 phones, wallet, car keys with entry tag

I wish

I'm a crane operator btw.

>Wallet
>Phone
>Keys
>Badge
>Swiss army knife
>Lockback knife
>Coins
>Insulin, needles, etc
>Pill case
>Sig P938
>Extra mags

Faggot suffering from diabetes who has no job.

Property maintenance?

Open Carry of a handgun is legal in 31 states.

Well, you got the beetus part right but I do have a job lol

>Phone
>Keys
>Pocket knife
>Screwdriver bits
>IEMs
>1/4" headphone adaptor
>Wallet
>Canister of oil

An eclectic mix, I'm somewhat of a jack of all trades.

>wallet
>keys
>box cutter
>pen
>highlighter
And I wear goggles

Well, I live out in the Midwest U.S. I am just keeping this job through college, then I will be attending police academy. One thing that is keeping me at the store is the people I work with, their basically my second family.

That's beautiful to hear m8

>godspeed

>cigs
>bic lighter
>opinel pocket knife
>earplugs

Nope

Thanks fwen

>Godspeed to you too

Kind of, similar field

British mandem

>then I will be attending police academy
You know, You could go to a six-month trade school and make four times the money by installing tile. But thats actual work, and nobody would give you the attention you think you deserve.

wrong country, but yeah, pretty mandem if i do say so myself

>Filters, tobacco, rolling papers
>Headphones
>Train tickets
>House key
>Smartphone

The police in my state are required to at least get a associates degree, or a bachelor's degree if you can't to make it to a captains position

> pimp hat
> cooked turkey
> accordion

Wallet
Knife
Handkerchief
Earplugs
ID card
Hat
Chapstick
Phone

Headphones, Keys, Cigarettes, A few bucks for coffee, Weed, Sharpie, Phone.

way too easy
stop shitposting, you carl cox ass motherfucker

Maybe the state cops, but locals normally have to get their certs and pass a test. See the greentext directly below - and stop lying. Its not a good start to being a LEO.

>Being a police officer is a meaningful and impactful way to serve a community. Becoming a police officer doesn’t rely heavily on formal education; in fact, a high school diploma is often the minimum formal education required. An associate’s, bachelor’s or graduate degree is rarely mandatory. Instead, extensive and specialized training is required. This training is often provided by police academies on the local, regional or state level.

You work in a factory?

The Minnesota POST requirements say that you need an associates degree or higher

How the fuck do you pocket carry a mp9shield with the 8 round mag. Even the flush is to big. Edgelord faggot

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My main tool that gets it all done

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Is a mp9 shield look at the slide. 9 = 9mm aka 9x19

You work as a computer tech or some shit

*sigh* -- are you trying to get a job with local town cops, city cops, or the State cops? Because with the locals, like I said, its certs and some training. The rest is often done while being a local cop, and often paid for by the township in a continuing education policy. Then, you go to the city, with local experience, references, and your accreditation. I see it all the time. The locals go to the city. Then keep on with the education, paid for by the department. Thats why you see local cops who work two part time departments. Because they just got hired from applicants and passed their certs.

phone
wallet
keys

Nah. I work in my university's chem lab. Research assistant

Nope. I do HVAC/ R

Shit.

>wallet
>keys
>bike lock key
>phone
>pocket knife
>work key card
>hankerchief

I'm really bad at this. Can you guess mine?

professional faggot?

>2 pieces of black glass
>2 piecies of transparent glass
>steel brush

College student.

>Drywipe pen
>Permanent marker
>Screwdriver
>Set of keys of varying size
>Nitrile gloves

Wrong.

chemist or drug dealer

Nice try

I guess the same as this dude: chemist

Linda's boyfriend who carries her shit.

I'm planning to work with my country police Dept. During my criminal Justice and law class, we met with an county officer and he talked about his own steps to obtain his career. He recommended that we should get at least an associates degree, even though you could receive training and licensing in another state and then transfer back to Minnesota

wallet, phone, knife, keys

I guess I'm closer to Linda

What kind of knife?

>Phone
>Keys

>wallet
>2 phones
>Keys - car and house
>Headphones

Not a drug dealer

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Unemployed

My job involves some chemistry, but I am not 'a chemist'.

Nor a drug dealer, or supplier. My job is legal and in fact required a background check.

Locksmith?

Teacher or something similar?

Caretaker/grounds keeper?

>phone
>wallet
>chapstick
>knife
>scissors
>light wands
>lighter

That cop was retarded. Go to another state, thats absurd. He should not be dispensing advice. I'm not here to start an argument, but I suggest going to the local police department and ask for an interview. Call it a pre-interview. Tell them you think you were given bad advice, and ask how to get hired. I'm telling ya, it's probably a six week course.

Fuckin-a.. another state.. jesus christ.

Alright, thank you

>wallet
>knife
>keys
>pens
>note pad
>phone

Racing bookie

Unifag

some generic engineer, then?

Stock

Stock market investor

military

I did go to college, though

I think you miss spelled debt

ROTC