Prove you're white, Yea Forums

Prove you're white, Yea Forums.

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I have a job, had it for years, carry multiple knives, have an almost spotless criminal record despite being a former criminal, cops let me go for small things, and grocers give me credit.

I like my bloody valentine

I've never squirted acid on someone from a moped

A riot could break out, and if I needed a TV, I'd buy it

nuke england

srs

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I like mayo

I don't smell like old, wet leather.

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i fucked my sister.

My IQ is higher than 85. I'm 27 with no criminal record and I'm generally pleasant to be around.

I hate mayo, it's disgusting.
Does that mean my whiteness has been revoked?

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My skin colour doesn't matter

As long as she's white, it's OK.

I can't jump

I fetishize Asian women.

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I didn't leave my children and their mother is not a single mother

I like coldplay.

I live in Sisterfuck, Tennessee, voted for Trump, belong to the KKK, own a thousand guns but live in a trailer, and wack off into a confederate flag every night.

I'm this: Also, I've enjoyed a lot of incest, got away with crimes just by playing innocent, put mayo on most things, fap to black girls getting plowed by white guys on porn, got shot down by most black hotties I hit on, got away with rape by victim blaming, and I've went through a "wigger" phase as a teen.

I browse Yea Forums regularly and like the.smell of my own farts

I know my axle ratios.

I think driving cars around an oval constitutes a sport.

I dont eat water melon

I knew my father.

I knew my father, but I hated him.

I've never been arrested or been in trouble with law enforcement.

kike

>criminal scum
You're not doing white right.