ylyl social media edition
Ylyl social media edition
Isaac Flores
Other urls found in this thread:
datacenter.kidscount.org
en.m.wikipedia.org
youtu.be
youtu.be
twitter.com
Andrew Morales
Anthony Long
James Adams
Brayden Perez
Julian Richardson
Jackson Walker
Luke Davis
Elijah Green
Juan Bailey
Jackson Garcia
Joseph Miller
*crickets*
Samuel Rivera
Carson Jackson
Isaac Carter
Chase Thomas
this is the reason why women arent worth investing in emotionally, this shit right here.
Caleb Jones
You're the reason you're a permavirgin.
Dylan Perry
Robert Fisher
fucking cuck shut your lame asses mouth
Jordan King
So how's that virginity status and living with your mom and dad treating you?
Hudson Gray
This thread is gold
Cooper Rodriguez
Lucas Robinson
Just can't help yourself, can you? Fucking redditors and their need for affirmation.
Jack Clark
Lulz
Lincoln Baker
An absolute timeless classic.
Evan Diaz
Other kids at school call me "Facts Man."
First off I'm 18, by "other kids" i mean other highschoolers since we're in year 12. I got into an argument with a leftist and was spitting off crime statistics and economic data like Ben fucking Shapiro. I then ended it with "and facts dont care about your feelings". No one really knew Ben Shapiro so they didn't know i got it all off him. They always laugh when i speak to show support for me (kind of like how whenever the bully talks in a movie, his friends laugh to show their on his side, like not laughing at him but laughing to support him). They also all call me "facts man" and whenever they see me in the hall they say "hey facts man!" since I'm all about facts, not feelings.
A liberal also got spit on one time by someone on the third floor. They spat down and it happened to hit a Liberal, they say it was accident but i think they did it since that liberal opposed me. I think they did it for the same reason they call me "facts man". It's outta respect
Isaac Sanchez
Easton Parker
Parker Mitchell
She's so ashamed but good god thats the hottest tranny cock ive ever seen in my life.
Would suck, no homo
Nathaniel Reyes
Tyler Allen
Kevin Smith
James Jones
Jordan Flores
Brayden Garcia
Will you fucking faggots stop bumping this goddamn horrific thread? Holy goddamn shit I'm trying to get drunk here.
Charles King
Sebastian Gonzalez
Noah Taylor
Fuck you nigger faggot.
Parker Cooper
James Sullivan
Brayden Price
Gavin Evans
>Kaleb
really says it all tbh
Adam Cook
my fucking side
Jeremiah Hernandez
Dylan Russell
Jordan Mitchell
wat?
Joshua Bell
Kevin Brown
lost
Ethan Thompson
Kolya get out of here with your pederasty.
Luis Evans
Carter Ward
Its a joke you homo
John Cooper
Luis Clark
Jaxon Perry
nice dubs and also cheers mate
Levi Howard
Jayden Nguyen
Isaiah Campbell
Robert Scott
Austin Long
Josiah Collins
Fooking lost
Juan Bailey
Josiah Flores
Benjamin James
Fucking lul
Landon Hall
Sims IRL
Cameron Perry
classic
Hunter Diaz
She's a good person.
Owen Long
I think she was just looking for an excuse to show her butt.
I think her boyfriend manipulated/forced her into getting an abortion. He probably dumped her afterwards.
Andrew Morris
Black women tend to hate Black men because Black men try to force Black women to abort their kids. Its the reason why Black fathers tend to leave their women and why Black women win custody battles all the time.
Anthony Cox
Why's her comment censored?
Blake Ortiz
Actual fake story outbound.
>Be me.
>25 at the time.
>Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him.
>Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me.
>Have a younger sister, 13 at the time.
>My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist.
>Announces that she's "seeing him".
>Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>Few days later, brings the dude home.
>Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead.
>Visible shrimp dick.
>My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom".
>Discuss for a few minutes.
>They go out.
>Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny".
>Sis comes home.
>Announces it was "fun".
>Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl.
>She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back.
>About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother.
>"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious".
>Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg.
>Tell my father this.
>Laughs uncontrollably.
>MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.
William Edwards
Maps must be PURGED!
Jason Rodriguez
Fucking kek, its asif things have come full circle since 2016, anons are getting so sick of the alt right posting they are increasing becoming the target.
Charles Sullivan
I was here for all that Christianssingles Facebook hacking. Do you have any more? I lost the ones I had done similar to that. Like ‘FUN DAY!!!’
Gabriel Cooper
kek get back to the donald sub you redditfag
Matthew Murphy
wut kek
Levi Nelson
now they have finally turned on alt right nazi thought leaders like ben shapiro
Lucas Torres
A classic just too bad they didn’t post the reactions lol
Angel Roberts
Holy shit that day Alex Jones got caught watching tranny porn man, sides were in orbit.
Jack Green
Alright guys who let Jamal out the fuckin basement
Matthew Morris
lost
Owen Moore
Jesus
Xavier Campbell
Leo Moore
Josiah Sanchez
Jace Perry
girls dont like niggers when theres a real man around
Easton Wood
Win custody battles? Who against, the social services?
Jace Scott
wow
Easton Hall
Probably because noone cared.
People in Eugene are kinda like Portland where they have literally zero moral values.
Henry Martinez
>just now
>classic
Caleb Brown
If a man loses a custody battle, 99% of the time the main reason is because he tried to get the woman to abort the child. This is the main reason why feminists want stuff like late-term abortion legal. Obviously guys paying child support don't like admitting this fact.
So, when you see some guy at your work or school bitching about the family law courts and bitching about having to pay child support, the main reason why he's in that position is due to him trying to get his son or daughter aborted and that was used against him in court.
tl;dr if you get a girl knocked up and try to get her to abort the kid, she will use that against you in court and get full custody and child support.
Evan Perry
Notice how black women have full custody of their kids instead of partial custody. That's because the fathers of those kids tried to get them to abort the kids and the women used that in court against the men and thus got full custody.
Connor Jackson
Bullshit 4 of my friends have kids with someone and pay child support, none of them asked the girl to get an abortion, hell 2 of them proved in court that the mother uses drugs. Bitches get full custody of kids because the court system favors mother's.
Aaron Kelly
The amount of black kids who have fathers is
Nathan Gomez
Well pretty sure it’s been around awhile
Julian Wilson
Sorry, it’s actually 35% of all black children have fathers, so 65% of all black kids in the US live with single mothers.
Parker Miller
What job should I try to get, anons? Just got a worthless bcs in general science and only have experience as a cashier
Nolan Barnes
Faggot
Nathaniel Ward
Science cashier
Carson Torres
I fucking laughed
Mason Richardson
fuck
Christian Taylor
fucking lost
Nolan Parker
Its tyler the creator
Connor Phillips
Why are you so gay for this guy that you need to post him every day? It's pure obsession you fucking fag. I bet you jerk off to him every night. The idea of him being a rapist satisfies your submissive fetish and you need to broadcast your homoerotic fantasies of having your anus cheeks spread to every YLYL/cringe thread/rekt/pics you saved/etc. thread you find. And to make it worse, you post your own threads as well, effectively doubling your faggotry because you become the OP. This essentially makes you the gayest person on Yea Forums. You are obsessed with some guy and you are the faggot OP. Well done. I don't think anyone has ever achieved such faggotry in the history of this website, perhaps the entire internet. I bet you eat cocks and shit rainbows for breakfast and everything you utter faggot.
Nolan Watson
no u
Now someone ban me from this cancerous hellhole please. I need a break
Parker Thompson
Jaxon Turner
okay you're banned starting never muh nigga
Oliver Thomas
Ian Hughes
(You)
Nathan Lewis
we all know thats a hotel and nigger
Easton Perez
The Dick Shopper strikes again.
Levi James
if it does, its got std's
Carson Lee
based
Eli Thomas
Salmonella, if she's lucky.
Aaron Williams
David Stewart
KECKY BECKY KECKY BECKY KECKY BECKY KECKY BECKY KECKY BECKY KECKY KECKY BECKY.
Alexander Nguyen
Sebastian Lee
Dominic Perez
Ian Moore
Lucas Walker
Adrian Powell
Leo Morgan
Connor Bell
Alexander Morris
Caleb Anderson
Elijah Kelly
That's pretty edgy, but also a potent troll to his 50+ acquaintances. Nicely done.
Henry Robinson
Does anyone else read "beta" as "better"?
Camden Turner
Justin Rivera
Jonathan Hernandez
Josiah Gutierrez
Owen Scott
I’m enjoying these
Elijah Robinson
Jason Brown
lost again
Liam Johnson
Ryan Cox
Hudson Jones
Joseph Gutierrez
Jaxon Cooper
Jackson Garcia
Dylan Walker
>Like this page
Fake and gay
Ethan Williams
Benjamin Lewis
Nicholas Thompson
Henry Myers
Kevin Hill
Grayson Powell
Connor Turner
Eli Hughes
Luke Torres
Josiah Cruz
Sebastian Lewis
Holy fuck I lost
James Martinez
Cooper Baker
Don't get it
Oliver Hall
4D trolling
Kayden Nguyen
this Ken M dude is the world's greatest troll
Andrew Powell
Julian Reed
this guy fucks
Aiden Myers
Carson Perez
This is why we need to make abortion illegal, we need more girls like this
Kayden Young
Jesus fucking christ I lost
Joseph Bell
Ryder Brown
Wow, I thought Russians being drunk all the time was just a stereotype
Isaac Miller
Is that Keegan-Michael Key?
Jeremiah Gonzalez
nice
Robert Sanchez
fucking lost
Owen Morgan
I'm fucking retarded. Chunky cheese made me lose my shit
Adrian Wood
this ken m stuff sucks ass. never post that crap again
Luke Miller
Kevin Johnson
I doubted he could get a bass pro shop hat his whole life. By jove the bastard did it. I guess its time to kill myself
Cameron Carter
This thread was gold until aome faggot started spamming unfunny Ken M shit
Brayden Torres
Fuck, I haven't seen Ken M in a long time.
Isaac Clark
(You)
Luke Rivera
Lost
James Turner
I don’t get it
Jayden Hughes
Jeremiah Brooks
Carter Nelson
try harder you fucking FAGGOT KYS
Mason Robinson
Brody Long
This fucking Ken m guy is comedy gold
Anthony Reed
Based thot.
Ethan Howard
Based. So much based.
Noah Evans
If you want based, Ill give you based
Jonathan Mitchell
>N I G G E R
>I
>G
>G
>E
>R
Camden Cook
Jaxon Hill
I don't get it.
Andrew Gutierrez
So close..
Brandon Edwards
The best YLYL in a while. Ken M is a madman
Carson Clark
Ken M knows what he's doing
Blake Mitchell
Ken M is the mad lad we need, but dont deserve.
Benjamin Reyes
You have never gotten it once in your life.
Jordan Jones
This.
I can't read his posts without laughing or smiling.
The other commenters are so blissfully unaware.
Parker Baker
Ken truly needs to be weaponized. I'm sure he had a hand in writing AOC's Green New Deal.
Cooper Russell
Someone's mommy doesn't love him.
Parker Green
I dont get it
David Ramirez
It’s 2009, you’re in high school and it’s the weekend. You’re browsing ylyl threads with your two other buddies. Life is good.
Anthony Campbell
Thread filled with classics
Leo Gomez
Iphone docking
Cooper Jenkins
I wonder if this person's gonna look back at this picture and understands how fucking idiotic he/she was
Zachary Hill
>but old lumber is priceless because no one wants to buy it
Noah Lee
Hey Yea Forums, how do you feel about this man and his 13 year old girlfriend? Keep in mind that he's been to jail for having an incestuous relationship with his own grandfather.
Oliver Richardson
people eat raw chicken in japan all the time
Wyatt Gonzalez
kelsey hilson is a troll twitter account. Quite funny too
Chase Scott
>Girl
Easton Thomas
Wtf
His right leg looks really weird, what happened to it?
Chase Roberts
lost
Nolan Turner
kek
Lucas Phillips
Elijah Hill
Isaac Hall
Blake Anderson
Josiah Flores
I love it
Angel Hall
Carter Green
Jaxson Cooper
Eli Myers
>EVen WHen I BecOMe a TEacHEr
in home country we say "this man is a bad man"
Ryan Carter
you have never had an adrenaline rush this hard in your life.
imagine, millions, TENS OF MILLIONS, a whole holocaust of people seeing your most recent orgasm.
it must have been a Wyld Ryde(tm)
Landon Powell
>grandma
>bloody tampons
>menopause.
Aaron Murphy
But they Japanese
Caleb Sullivan
That joke is 40 years old.
Joseph Bell
Lost
Ethan Cox
This was obviously on purpose
Parker Perez
Would have been hilarious if the charging led was lit
Christopher Kelly
based >Girl poster
Connor Morris
This is why women get beaten.
Benjamin Gomez
What does it say, Mr. Psychologist?
Evan Torres
Cool story fax man
Camden Nelson
based & shitpilled
Jackson Gomez
We actually gave them the wheel when we found them
Carson Fisher
lost
Jaxon Taylor
go back to twitch and fageddit nigger.
Oliver Perry
Thank you.
Benjamin Moore
Unga bunga we wuz savages n shiet
Sebastian Nelson
back to fageddit and twitch nigger.
Nathan Cruz
i dont get it
Joseph Gray
Arachnophobia is a bitch, fuck you
Josiah Turner
This is obviously a joke, fucking incel faggot loser.
Parker Powell
no shit sherlock
Eli Robinson
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God. I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little Ray Pist thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a Yea Forums pass, so you just choose the webm. Oh, and we all know the Videos. The “epic” rapist isn’t it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it’s ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that’s right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on Yea Forums posting about a fucking rapist and his 13 year old girlfriend, a girl who, by the way, has been 13 for the past fucking 4 years. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Ray Pist poster NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even try to talk with you because all you say is “this man is a nazi and his girlfriend is 13” You’ve become a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now. And that’s all you’ll ever be.
Hunter Price
You're a dumbass. Kaleb is a trash name, that's all you needed to get. Literal autist.
Chase Sullivan
Nice pasta, but you're still a loser.
William Hall
Ken is a fucking legend.
Chase Carter
Wtf why did you reply to me? All I said was I don't like spiders
Joseph Evans
Because you keep posting that guy with a swastika on his forehead.
Bentley Price
You know, winning a million in the far future may be pretty easy.
Easton Perry
Nigger, that spider comment was my only post on here. I hate that spam shit
Jack White
Wyatt Sanchez
I've had some really weird friends do this kind of shit.
Climbing in trees and shitting on birds. Throwing their shit in the fires we made in the forest. Bringing us their shits on wooden platters and cutting it in front of us. I think they were kind of turned on by this idk.
I just found it was oddly funny.
They put their dick cheese on my ex's bedsheets.
Weird friends.
Liam Perry
Gavin Baker
Still cant get over how absolutely idiotic that plastic tree comment was. Like I literally lost respect for you because of that
Joshua Nelson
Sauce?
Elijah Robinson
They used to hang out on Yea Forums, maybe they'll see this
Ryder Evans
No it's you doing it, did that rapist hurt your feelings or something?
Adam Lewis
what's sad is now Ken M is the one who's correct and everyone else is trolling
Jaxon Hughes
Got woken up by one of those niggers running up my arm today. That's why you barbecue them on sight.
Ryder Watson
I screamed like a fucking bitch.
Thanks
Oliver Martin
youtu.be
Cooper Hernandez
Lol I get it. She spelled veggies wrong
John Wood
>jews, chechens, guerrilla
Nicholas Lewis
that is very poor production. the green plate looks like a raccoon shit on it
Caleb Hall
Worth a cheeky giggle
Camden Anderson
You're too retarded to live. Were you an abortion survivor?
Brody Brooks
David Smith
Holy hell....lost big time.
Jace Cooper
those are hunter spider. They are zero venomous, rarely build weebs and instead hunt other spiders. Those are the best spiders to have
Carson Butler
I put up with more than enough faggoty weebs on this website, thank you very much kind gentlesir.
Logan Gomez
James Wood
Christian Walker
AHHHHHAAAAAHAAA
Im fucking dying
Isaiah Reyes
4 ants?
Dylan Evans
Ha Ha I call bullshit, Niggas don't go to college
Jace Carter
>banjo music intensifies???
Wyatt Smith
Nathan Perry
Wat
Ayden Smith
Lmao @ ur life incel
Grayson Nelson
lost
Luis Collins
Wyatt Lopez
A-are you actually retarded?
Parker Cruz
Holy fuck they can learn. Jesus the possibilities I thought we freed them because it was more of an inconvenience to the economy to have them but by god, we can teach them basic understanding we gotta tell scientists about this discovery!
Robert Evans
Gabriel Taylor
wait why does this say i made this comment
Justin Foster
Fresh OC from today...
David James
Thank god for lonely virgins that have nothing to do in their lives but trolling people on Facebook
Benjamin Roberts
Don't get it
Nathaniel Ross
Lol ill get the gasoline
Aiden Hall
Jaxon Howard
Colton Kelly
fuck you, granny would have wanted it that way
Christian Green
do you want to get it?
Michael Collins
found the NSA analyst
Carter Murphy
fooken lost!
Gavin Brown
It's not very good.
Gavin Thompson
It's actually a trick meme to weed out faggots, faggot...
Gavin Sullivan
polio
Anthony Hernandez
Checkmate athiests
Jaxson Ramirez
>And everybody clapped
Angel Roberts
Lost, ahhh fuck.
Ryder Taylor
KYS
Michael Butler
it is the same faggot that post ray pist shit
Nathan White
Alabama's style
Hunter King
Abort yourself
Bentley Garcia
Cringe
Dominic White
>nigger humor
Grayson Ortiz
KEK
Wyatt Rivera
this thread is gold. i need to save everything so i can post on 9gag. fanks!