Ruin a job interview with one sentence

"excuse me, but do you always wear THAT tie?"

if woman interviewer, with one swift motion I pull down pants and expose my interview boner shoving right into her mouth, If male interviewer I stab

Congratulations. You just made daddy cum.

“I’m addicted to meth.”

Nigger.

“I’m not sure why I want the job.”

How much does your position pay?
Is overtime mandatory?
Do i get sick days right from my hire date?
I have a 3 week vacation planned in 2 months.
Any good looking women working here?

This place isn't owned by Jews, is it?

“I am a sex offender.”

You guys don't pitty hire retards and make us work with them do you?

“I would rather work by myself”

“I’m waiting to hear back from some other people.”

“Can I have next week off?”

Unregistered?

Do you guys do drug test

Whats up dude

The last place i worked was waaay better

Hitler did nothing wrong

"I don't like working 12 hour shifts." at an interview for a job only forcing 10 hour shifts.

after looking at you retards i really know how to get promoted around here.

> How much does your position pay?
Seems fair. Maybe worded a little differently, but if you're interviewing somewhere and don't have a ball park on what the pay is, you should think about talking about it.

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It's not sexual harassment if she loves it, right?

"I don't want this job"

Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

Doing your....son?

I fucked your daughter, but the tests proved that I wasn't the one who got her pregnant.

>is it okay if i farted in here?

"I'm sueing the last place I worked for and I expect to win."

this interview is my third job search for my unemployment benefits.

This will legitimately get you hired on the spot. Not kidding.

this is the only one that made me laugh

I’m sorry I was late, someone shit in my pants.

How about 14 words?

Loudly say, “Don’t say anything,” and then just sit there smiling throughout the interview.

Say “are you always this much of a cock?”

That reminds me of something my parole officer said while I was blowing him

I’m a self starter, especially when it comes to complaining.

im going to have your job in two years

It was actually pretty tight at my last job

what is your policy on your orgies?

I haven’t been this close to a school zone in 36 months.

Who leads the union around here?

I'm not a work horse

Do you drug test?

this would actually work

''Can I touch the kids?''

Am i able to afford heroime

>why u no last job.
"I got fired for medical reasons."

Hi. I identify with the old Nazi party. I believe in God. I'm an alcoholic.

Why did i apply:

"Wal-Mart wouldn't hire me so i thought fuck it what else do i have to lose."

youtube.com/watch?v=ZMqNbgZnNLo

I'm gonna need next Thursday off its my girlfriends 8th birthday

Can jet fuel melt steel beams?

I'm a trans person

I have no weakness

Just don't ask about three years ago. The CIA said I can't talk about it.

Excuse me, it's ma'am not Sir.

>I vape

Where the white women at?

“Then after I voted for Trump...”

"Did you know, that despite making up 13% of the population..."

My previous duties involved helping the men in suits relieve some stress, but when I tried to help the rest of the bros at work out I suddenly got fired.

Lolol.
>Part of my interview for my current job.
>still have current job over 2 years later.
>went from being regular tech to lead tech
>am now master diesel tech as well as lead tech
>owning life at place of work

Or

“Fuck niggers. Where’s my desk?”

that video is super cute.

I only need one word nigger
Sentence though I'd have to go with "I support the KKK and hope to become their leader one day"

Boss-senpai, please...be gentle~

Dropping an N bomb at all seems like a surefire way to not get the job, even if the guys white as paper

LOVE IT

I browse /b

Words to live by: Look but don't touch until they're 16. Am I right or am I right?

"hey, what's up"

I fuck... HARD

“I browse Yea Forums in my spare time”