Whats the best way to annoy them?

Whats the best way to annoy them?
Theres no shortage of women in my life and im bored as fuck in a town where i know no one, so idgaf if they block me.
Ideas welcome or other ways to fuck with people in general for fun and profit.

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just send them a pic of your cock, right away

Let dubs decide what you say

Do explain.
Nah bro im not gonna send my cock, its my real name and pics. Nothing that would get me up on charges from some sjw type.

Eh.

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Ask them if they'd suck a Log of shit out Andy Sixx's asshole.

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Send them unsolicited horse cock pics

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u like 2 party???

Pick the one that has too much makeup and post:

You look pretty cute in your pictures but your makeup could use a little work. I work at the local mortuary and can doll up even the most unattractive and disfigured corpses. How bout I give it a go on your face.

duh

>yes

obs ans

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ask each one to describe how they smell.

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Give me snap chats I'll send my dick

>Chad writes meme messages and gets DATES anyways

NOOOOOO BROOOS ITS NOT FARRRRR

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u have a loose ass hole from being so gay and getting fucked all day.

I'm sure incels would rather enjoy getting railed. Just no one wants them

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what is this magic?

It's ok, all their sex and success won't do them much good when they're bleeding out on the floor of the mall/club/campus/sidewalk.
You know what we need to do.

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I bet you do ok buddy

What's EOY

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You look pretty cute in your pictures but your makeup could use a little work. I work as a beautician at the local mortuary and can doll up even the most unattractive and disfigured corpses for their open casket funeral. How bout we meet up and I give it a go on your face.

Thats terrible.

Will do bro

You seem alright, don't show up on campus tomorrow

Its a /biz/tard meme.
End of year.
FTM will reach .50 EOY guaranteed.

I have a gf. I'm just jelly as fuck what social power Chads hold

Then make a spam account retard

Nah cause this one actually kinda does it for me so may smash.

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fantastic milkers. Show convo?

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Whoa he barely made the manlet cutoff I hope the convo doesn't die

>10+ likes
>24 matches
>no shortage of women

Yeah we are on the same page.

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then why the fuck do you even have tinder if you don't want to be contacted by women?

Holy fucking based

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P A T R O L L E D

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ive had tinder for less than 24 hours...

damn she got some fat titties

Women are the scum of the earth.
Nah jk tho i just find the reactions funny sometimes, was looking for some ideas to get more interesting responses.

What you look like op?

Fuckin' eh lmfao

Why don’t women match me? Pic related is me

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Kinda like Ryan Goslingish if you were going by someone everyone knows

I mean the first thing the pose what is that?

Stop going to Super Cuts
Either grow a 5’clock, beard, or nothing at all (that’s a weak ass goatee)
Pluck your brows

Other than that you good

Idk this isn’t even on my tinder. I just think I’m ugly in the face. Not posting my tinder pics cause they are from fb

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What’s the ugliest monstrosity you’ve seen on Tinder OP?
Pic relacted for me. Notre Dame burning down his Quasi pretty hard.

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Hbd bro

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you're cute. honestly all you really need to do is spice up your hair a bit, give it some flare.

Dude you're cute af. Let your beard grow in a bit but keep it neat, and work on your confidence faggot, doesn't matter what you look like if they sense your desperation.

Your pose is very feminine. You have a good hairline that you should be doing more aggressive hairstyles with. shave beard

Those beautiful tits my god

Clearing up your skin a bit would be the biggest difference maker with minimal effort.

Real chad here, ladies

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Megamilk

Lmfao if she responds this ill agree with you

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How?

Toxic. Toxic butthole.

Not OP but this one was pretty bad

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>Alabama elects a woman governor
>She signs an abortion ban
>Women everywhere blame men.
>woman governor

>female logic

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Is there a "self-destruct" option?

Fbi level redacting

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Explain to them that since a man does all of the work in bed that he should decide what she should do if the woman gets pregnant

Based user and his redpilling

Very nice face too. Hopefully you bust nuts in there brah

Nah all in good good fun, tinder is a bigger wasteland than reddit.

Except this one maybe.

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Maybe they'll give me a job when I pass 3rd grade

Yes please share more redpilling, esp if they get pissed.

Lol im not one to talk, just fucking with you bro.

Sniff sniff

You're cool bro, I didn't notice I did that till you said that. I laughed pretty fucking hard.

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Wtf is ?

>Whats the best way to annoy them?
ignore them.

OP signing off
if theres any value in this thread:
I've been swerved by guys who are funnier or have a better vibe with the lady. Looks aren't everything as you see memed often, never write yourself off, focus on making small daily changes in routine to fix what you dont like and stick to it, be yourself and show your strengths, you can get 9s, 9.5s even if you're like a 5. Witnessed many times first hand. I love you.

God bless, jk.

I caught up to a college friend a couple weeks ago, and the first thing she did was to remind me that I simply ignored 4 of her inane replies to my own brain farts there... over the course of 4 or 5 years, and besides that reunion we never met in person after we graduated, 13 years ago. If you think it isn't working but it is. it definetely is.

Ok i missed this sorry bro i got u.

Figure out your skin type first - google is your friend. Theres all kinds of horseshit out there T-zone, whatever. I personally dont use any sort of soap at all on my face just water and a clean cloth once a day, and since i have dry-ish skin, i use a moisturizer with ceramides. CeraVe etc.

A lot of shit out there is marketing or the same shit with fuckin biotherme on the label at 5x the cost, ceramides I subscribe to.

For oiler skin cutting out drying soaps help. Water and some sort of natural exfoliating is more than enough to keep your face clean.

LOOOOOL