Ask someone who dying right now anything

Ask someone who dying right now anything...

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Why don't you die faster?

You ever take a shit and think "Is this gonna be my last decent shit?"

Insulin overdose... I'm waiting to die as we speak

What did you do?

Nah I jerked it one last time though it was alright

Not going anywhere for a while? Grab a snickers.

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I fucked up my life so bad I committed a sexual offence on a women and 2 girls (one of them I really liked) while high on acid

You purposely chose to od on that why not just shoot up heroin you'd probably have a better time

I don't know where to find heroin... I can feel face getting numb damn you guys can ask me anything btw

post some proof nigga

I tried but the file is too large I'm not spending my final moments figuring that shit out I think I'm about to pass out

what is 7*8?

do you prefer taco bell or chipotle

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None I'm not a yank

What's your name bro

Christian

I'm sorry Abbie Sorry Stacey, Sorry Shaun and I'm so sorry sorry Nicole I Wasnt sober I wouldn't have done this while sober
Sorry Dawit I'm sorry I only saw you again once you weren't a bad FFather
I'm sorry mum and David you none of you were bad parents

Goodbye Yea Forums thanks for the memories

Hey retard. Give us an address or name so we can look you up in the obituary otherwise we'll know you're a raging, lying, faggot.

And just like that. The raging faggot known as OP logged off his larp session.

Bro, they have forgiven you, you don't need to do this, you know, we all make mistakes in our lives, but if you feel its your time, then go.

Can I borrow 20 bucks?

I'm still here I might out live this thread actually an insulin OD might take a while

are you religious

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One of them said it's okay, my best friend said it was okay but he stopped coming to see me eventually I kept telling him to go away

have a last laught :D good bye sir, grTz Germany

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Why don't you just throw a toaster in the bath tub probably allot faster

And telling him to come back eventually he stopped talking to me entirely

Can I have your skateboard?

Well I don't know i hope there something on the other side a little, I hope I can reincarnate and get another chance

How long before someone finds your body?

Do you like Jay Leno?

What do you mean? Idk I hear this shit takes a couple of days until actual death but I'll be in a coma before that which will start soon

oldfaq?

I mean if nobody finds your body for a long time, you'll decompose and be real undignified

Likewise if they find you too early, in a coma and call 911 and you wake up half retarded

I've been here since 2017, I'm 18.

Could Itachi beat Madara?

Luckily its night, they'll probably just think I'm asleep for the first day or so since I'm practically always up at night

Holy fuck you live with people? Dude theyre gonna find you for fucking sure. Nigga if they interrupt youre gonna run a real risk of being a vegetable

No

newfaq cancer? or suiCa?

If I come back mentally challenged I'll be too dumb to be lonely or depressed it will be a win win situation

what state do you live in bro?

Uk

Thats not how handicaps work. You dont just automatically become a blissful simpleton

Also if loneliness and depression is you're problem, then suicide is a terrible solution. You're 18 bruh that shit passes. If you wanted to die for your mistakes I'd understand, but emotion fueled decisions are wrong 10/10 times

user, since you're still kicking, I'll ask you this:
Why do you see this as an unwinnable scenario meriting suicide?

>t. considered suicide in high school
>One eight-hundred two seventy three eighty two fifty five

Life is not like pic related

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OP finally drifted off. RIP in peace

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