First kill ever boys and it felt damn good

>you do realize that you aren't a real man, until you have used it as a pocket pussy........

Roll

fucking this

we need to see this

trips!

Wow what a tough guy!

off by two

How'd you do it?

roooool

How did you kill it?

Poor squirrel. I used to shoot some birds that were eating our apples and shitting around everywhere but never had anything against squirrels.

rollin

Dubs says it’s so!

why is your hand green?

op you gotta do this!

Holy shit man you’re absolutely right

Aliens

Why is everyone freaking out about this? I'm currently in the process of capturing a squirrel so he can be our Yea Forums mascot

You are an "Hero" now do an Hero..

I don't get people chewing on the side of my house.

I shot it’s back and paralyzed it’s hind legs so it wasn’t really hard for me from then on

Rolling for pocket pussy squirrel

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Winrar

Op delivrar

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Dubs get, come on OP be a man

Squirrels are literally like rats

Sorry fellas, as much as I would like to have a blood and maggot covered penis, I do not, in fact, have a dong :(
Sorry to disappoint

u must not live near crackheads

Damn, dude lost his dong. F to pay respects.

gay

no problem! just shove it up your muff

Bullshit! He's not a real man until he sticks his dick in the trap he pulled that carcass out of.

Why tho?

Thank you for your condolences

I just shot it, no trap
But I do appreciate where you’re coming from

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use it as a dildo

How'd you kill it?

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post more ass

Then shove it in your rancid cunt you stupid bitch, a rotting squirrel may actually improve the overall smell

Use it as a dildo then OP, anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough.

this

Air soft gun to the spine, then when it failed to climb a tree because of paralysis, a pellet to the skull

roll

this tbh

through the eye

i used to do that but with a good old fashioned slingshot

So are Humans...

yes

>Trump 2020

Ya gonna eat it too cleetus?

not as gay as you
I hope you get the help you need

its more fum to disable their limbs and then watch them try to run

Then tits or GTFO

You know the rules bitch

Nah, not really my thing
I’m more of a take their bones/organs for keep kind of person but to each their own

That's really mean

you are the bitch

shove it up your snatch OP

Try actual hunting you beta humans. Get a fucking bow and some broadheads and walk your fat asses for miles in the wilderness and shoot a fucking elk, track it, slit it's throat, gut it, and eat the goddamn thing for weeks. Squirrels are jew-tier.

Says the bitch

Guys
I’m underage lol

Show us your pussy then.

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don't ruin the atmosphere with that bs. no one couldn't say that.

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Not an excuse for not using the squirrel as a dildo

Even better

I killed a dog for no good reason when I was young. Today I regret it. I wish I had never done it.
You can never take that back, user. And you didn't have a good reason for doing it. If you had a good reason, you could forgive yourself, but you know you didn't.

show belly button

gj. fuck squirrels. not literally.

Well it felt fucking good when I did it, so that’s enough of a reason for me mate

Do you have an older sister who isn't a fucking pussy?

OP here. I'll do the dildo thing. I just gotta change real quick quick. Give me 30 minutes. Keep the thread alive.

Oh sorry your a ugly Slut

You’d better not be lying
I wanna see that shit

faggot

I'm a fat old man

an*

fucking kek

Skin it, clean it, cook and consume it or it doesn't count.

>30 minutes
>real quick

If I did y’all would already have pics

Yup! And that means we should all die.

no no no no NO sage sage sage mods

Why not just hit it in the head or heart/lungs? Can't be that skittish living near people?

Wish I could do that to u

Somebody had a bad run in with a very horny squirrel.

What can I say, I’m a shit shot

Don't keep your hopes on user, I bet that isn't even OP.

The Weak compete the Weaker the strong compete the stronger..Next Time tell us when you shot Grizzly with your petty Air weapon so stop bothering us with this boring ffsa Banana shit you mongrel twisted excuse of a Trap

Yes you probably are!

Actual OP here
It unfortunately wasn’t me but I’m hoping someone around here will have the balls to do it

Nah you're a shit everything. I don't like you implying there might be some aspect where you're not shit.

What a queer. You killed some weak fuckin animal. Come back when you’ve killed something that won’t beat your scrawny ass.

yes it is

That’s true but on a shit scale I’d say my shooting is the highest of everything else on there

Okay what is going on? I'm OP please don't listen to the others.

Fair

still a lot better than a gut shot and it running away to bleed out

That would mean your are in no way able to even Hit that Squirrel because your Personality is so fucking god damn shit you would need an Elephant from 2 Meters distance so you can hit it to even Top that off...

Oh Dear that means you did not even Hit that Squirrel yourself and that means this Thread is Sage...

It's certainly better than your ability to make threads you fucking loser. Now that you know you can kill pathetic lowly creatures it should be easy to just off yourself next

>use it as a dildo

Rolling

> I’m underage lol

So?

Maybe
But then who’d kill the innocent creatures?

What the fuck difference does it matter small or large when you have a fucking gun?
Besides for subsistence, all hunting is fucking stupid. It's like agreeing a boxing match but only if you get a chainsaw, and your opponent doesn't know he's part of the bout.

Where the fuck is it 4:29 right now?

It took it earlier mate

I love how everyone somehow believes that
1. OP is somehow still in this thread.
2. They're a girl.
3. They're underage.
4. In about 30 minutes they're going to use it as a dildo.

I know Yea Forumstards is a thing but c'mon newfriends.

That's not how timestamps work and you know it. This is definitely from an earlier thread and you are LARPing.

...

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It wasn’t originally gonna be on here
I just took the pic for personal use then decided that Yea Forums might like it or something

>I took a pic with a timestamp for personal use
k

I like to log my kills
Especially my first ever one

I remember you. You’ve got the bedroom full of dead animals, right? I was briefly in love with you and wanted you to kill me and preserve me.

Just wait till the thrill wears off and the sorrow sets in. It will be small, and it will be short, but it will be there. Every kill you will feel it, and it's usually followed by an almost orgasmic feeling as your brain accepts that the kill was a good kill or a far worse guilt if your brain decides you did the wrong thing. Make sure to keep the tail, I've heard mepps will trade you a lure for a handful of them. Happy hunting and good luck on the next one.

Also, lose the fucking gloves, and stick to the seasons, squirrels are going to be pregnant or nursing this time of year leave them set until fall.

Hmm I debated on whether or not to take the tail but decided not
Now that you say it I think I just might have to retrieve it

If this is the chick that was here years ago there will be no guilt. She’s literally psychotic.

show your moobs or gtfo dad

it looks like a cat probably killed it. Post pictures of you licking it's butthole

That’s how you know it’s actually a chick

Die

It's not guilt in the traditional sense, it's your brain doing the calculations of if this kill was good or bad. Was killing this squirrel on this day good, or would I have been better off not killing it so that I could kill it later. I find that this feeling is greater in spring when game is more plentiful and with bigger kills because even though I have a freezer the primative instinct part of my brain has no idea what that is. It's kinda like kicking yourself for buying that expensive six pack over the case for the same price, but more primal.