No trolling edition: YOUR JOB. YOUR SALARY. YOUR AGE:

No trolling edition: YOUR JOB. YOUR SALARY. YOUR AGE:

>Sous Chef at Wendy's
>$17.92 per hour
>26 years young

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>Pepsi Merchandiser leadership
>$19.00+bonuses
>32

>supervisor at securitas
>$17 an hour + yearly bonus
>21

26 graphic designer, i make 45k a year after taxes about. Rough estimate since I’ve only been in the field for a few years

>NEET
>$0.00 per hour
>26 years young

Entry level welder
$130k
18

>MEDICAL DOCTOR, PHYSICIAN
>HA, WAY MORE THAN YOU
>I'M ALSO IN MY 20's, HAHAHAHAHA BUNCH OF LOSERS IN THIS THREAD

>Dallor General stocker 8.60 ph

>Video editor
>1500$ /monthly
>19

>Six Flags Games Attendant
>7.50 hr
>16 years about to fucking die.

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Sure kiddo. I'm willing to bet you made yourself cry writing this.

Audio Engineer
$28.50 per hour + per diem for out of town shows
22

Garage door tech
75k annually
22 years old

Software engineer. $135k/yr + Stock options. $100 monthly stipend for whatever I want, and a monthly house cleaning service. Not too shabby.

30
Project Manager
$110k/year
No schooling

Forgot my age. 30.

>Army Interrogator
>69,000 a year
>22 y.o

>Server Admin
>~$100k annual
>22

I learned to maintain Redhat Linux at 16 so now I basically get paid to watch anime and play games on Steam. I probably actually work for a total of 4 hours a week.

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Doubt, unless you are welding aluminum or better underwater. Post your diving certification as proof or it's a lie.

22
$12/hr
Burrito roller

>Ga at gamestop
>pretty sure its $10.10 maybe 11 (i just haven't gotten around to checking)
>started when I was 19 now 20

Call Center Senior
$34/h
27

dishwasher
10.30/hr
24

Longshore foreman
250-400k per year, depending on how much i feel like working. I can come and go as i please.
36 yo

>network engineer
>60K a year
>19 years

16.81$\hr warehouse
24

Respiratory Therapist
60k-80k a year depending on overtime
+22k a year VA disability
27 years young

> lvl 1 help desk analyst.
> 26$/hr
> 27

Nice. Do you work from home, thus the housecleaning? Or do you work at an office and the housecleaning is just a nice perk?

28
Dev ops engineer
115k

Longshoremen make a max of around 120k per year. You don't make over double that to manage them.

payscale.com/research/US/Job=Longshoreman/Hourly_Rate

>C++ programmer
>$4.8/hr
>27
(poor country)

Lying on the Internet? No way.

I work from home when I want to, but I'm usually in the office 4 days a week to collaborate between teams. Housecleaning and stipend are just perks of the job, but it is nice to have.

doctoral student, ~25k/year (though I don't get taxed), 22

>Sous Chef
>Wendy's

Pick one ffs

senior system admin @ symantec
200k a year
34 yo

No you're not
Even with 4 years in the army your paygrade won't be greater than E5 or 03
You don't make more than 40k tops, unless you're counting BAH

What country? You'd do very well in western EU or the USA.

>Cashier at Michaels
>14$/hour (canadian minimum wage)
>22

>4.8/hr
>C++
Is user african?

This is also a lie, LOL. I worked at Symantec for two years.

Croatia

Tough luck user. I hope you can make it out.

I don't think Africans know what computers are
user is probably in South/Central America

been at symantec for almost 10 years
def not a lie.

working there for 2 years you probably made just under 25k a year being tech support

>blatant datamining
Fuck off.

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>anesthesia clinical engineer
>75k
>31

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>566.98 usd monthly minimum wage
How many hours a week do work user?

>YouTube
>millions and billions
>29

Immunology phd student 31k 25

>Network Engineer at state of CA
>$88,000 a year
>32

Actually I was in software engineering. There is absolutely no way you made $200k. Not only do I know this from working there, but glassdoor knows it too due to people reporting their salaries.

glassdoor.com/Salary/Symantec-Senior-Systems-Administrator-Salaries-E1931_D_KO9,37.htm

I don't know a single senior systems admin who has made even close to $200k, unless they worked for a company like Netflix.

Wrong-o
Different union local. Each union has different pay scales negotiated by their collective agreements, and each local has subset contracts.Supervisor locals make more than double the workforce.

Engineer
$120K salary plus stock plus bonuses
50

> Programmer for a very old system from the 80's and 90's.
> $100/hr twice a week.
> 30

Started at an old manufacturing company as IT 10 years ago. Manager had worked there for 34 years and had built all of their systems and had been using this software for 25 years. He taught it all to me and now I update it and tailor it towards different business' needs for 2 companies.

Process engineer at a repair shop
140k
23

25-30, have to take care of gradma

Sam's Club Cart Attendant
$11.23/h
26

You clearly don't know how unions work, even if you do work for one. You'd be crucified by your underlings if you made over double what they did to manage them. Go back to r9k faggot.

Lol, You have wildly overestimated how much anyone values your opinion or thoughts on anything. I'll make what i make, you'll keep being wrong, and the world will keep spinning.

You'll keep lying, ever
yone is aware of it, and the world keeps spinning. Tell us another story, user. I bet you manage the soho house on the side for $300k/yr.

You don't know you're exact age because you take care of your grandma?

you unable to read?

LOL, senility is contagious.

Surgery Nurse Manager
$107,000 annual salary with 7% bonus
33

Poopsi merchandiser

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Maybe dementia/alzheimers is transferable by skin-to-skin contact?
This could be the medical breakthrough of the year

damn, lot of symantec fags in the house

game of thrones time on the board, fun times

>business owner
>$7,000/wk on average
>30

Nurse practitioner. I might clear $60k this year. I basically finger fuck old ladies and niggers for a living...but hey, it's a job.

Theres no way a website full of traps and neckbeards harnesses a bunch of people who have 6 figure jobs. Thread is shit. Say guh.

...

A lot of us started here when we were in high school, and are now oldfags. Is it really that hard to believe?

Yea Forums has been around for a few years, newfag. we're not all flipping burgers

also, sage goes in all fields

Where do you live? Brother is an RN in California and he makes more than that

that's not bad for a 16 year old tbfh

Hi welcome to the internet, you must be new here. Probably more 6 figure anons that lurk Yea Forums than peasants. At least in the 75k plus crowd. All the oldfags are now 30 plus so yeah.

epic gamer moment

NC. Should explain things...

My fellow nurse brother, you need to get out of family medicine because I'm assuming that's where you're at. Get into surgery or any procedural area asap and thank me later. I have a BSN and with my position I easily clear 6 figures. ARNP is great not knocking it just have to find your nitch.

Not really, NPs Should be closing in on six figures

This. I was here back in 2003, as a junior in HS.

Nope, not here. You'd be surprised. It's a decent living though being that the cost of living is so low.

>quality assurance manager
>25.00 an hour
>24

If he's in a low income area that's not necessarily true. The market is becoming saturated for ARNP's and only those with experience in most markets clear 6 figures. It's not the easy cash route it used to be.

>NEET
>UBI $1000/mnth
>me in the future

>Stage Hand
>16.60$ with premium Boost up to 33.20$ depending on the Artist/Gig
>18 going to be 19 in a few days

But this shit is back breaking during load-ins and load-outs, and it isn't very stable.
I want to eventually be a producer, but I'm not sure if I want to become a roadie then network into the industry or if I want to try interning again.
If y'all got thoughts or opinions let me know. Also, I'm avoiding college because that shit is expensive for what little payoff it is in the long run of the current music industry

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i gotta get some extra cheese on my whopper

Had a friend in his 30s who did this in Nashville. Barely cleared $20k/yr. Moved back in with his mom eventually. It's not a bad gig for an 18yo, but definitely look for something more stable. Save up and go to community college if you can.

Union Electrician
>45.75
>23
>7 days a week 12 hours a day, normal weekly check is a little over 3k. Though this hours are killing my slowly

MSN+specialized field with needs+healthcare pretty much spells out a close to six figure job even in a low COL area

Local Tv news director
35/h
21 yo

Clinical psychologist
80 thousand
36

>Server at local pizza place
>$8.50
>18

>technical evaluation for digital content. What company? A big one.
>50k a year
>37

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Thanks user

I live near the border, so we tend to get a lot of people from Mexico that use this as a second wage, but we do occasionally get the 30-40 year old that's bearly making it full time, and that shit terrifies me.

>Work shitty poke bar job
>$12/hr
>19 y/o
Fuck this place man I've been working here since August and I want to fucking neck myself already

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Don't know what to tell you user. Just the way it is here.

>Commercial account coordinator, auto auction
>31k annually
>28
fml

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Yeah, I understand that. Again, a great gig for a youngster, but not sustainable if you want to own a house and get married, etc.

Fleet Technician at Coca Cola
31$/h
20

9th Grade Science (Physical Science)
41,099
31

Post cunny

Meant this

Been lurking since 2010. Not quite as devoted as you degenerates. I make a respectable 60k. No kids. One gf. Occasional side hoe. I have everything i want. You faggots would envy me even tho you make double what i do. Deal with it.

Data Analyst
$37/hr
23

but I dont work enough to make a lot of money because im still studying

Exchange Admin
$80K
54

How do one start? What degree ? Looking to get my stats degree but these analyst jobs seem to be more finance

Nice try

In a thread about income, you'd be a retard to expect a bunch of humble men that believe you don't need money to be happy

Going straight into an analyst role is difficult. I started in a contact center doing debt collection for a bank. But I was studying my Masters in Data Science and had a Commerce undergrad degree.

My supervisors were doing some basic analytics for the centre and I offered to help out. From there once I had experience I went up in the company to their actual analytics team.

Practically any company can benefit from analytics in some form. My best suggestion would be see if your current employer has anything of that nature and offer to help out.

Nice try bud unions don't work 7 days a week that's supposed to be what unions are against

Union apprentice electrician. 27.18/hr. 32 years old

Casino dealer
1100€/month (depending on tips, might be more)
28

For the country I live in, it's well over the average (700€) and miles over the minimal (400€)

Crypto Linguist Chinese Mandarin

$28/hr

>Unemployed
>$0/hr
>26

Unemployed sysadmin
$0.00
59

Sorry to hear user. Where are you located? Maybe I can offer some suggestions...

Janny
Work for free
42

How's that student debt and crazy long work day going for you? What's it like to be constantly on-call? What's it like to only get 4 hours of sleep a night?

Engineer
56k
23

I know a couple Nigerian princes who'd disagree

> PHYSICIAN
> 20's

Sure thing, Doogie.

> Solar Company Project Support
> $20/hr + OT = $42kyr
> 22

>Research Scientist
>~275k/yr full package
>30

I just wanted to offer a piece of advice to everyone in this thread. Save for retirement. If your company offers a matching 401k, enroll in it, and contribute the maximum amount. If you are lucky enough to get stock options, hold on to them for two years after they vest, and the tax rate is much lower. Save more than you spend, but make sure to treat yourself every now and then. Get your big boy/girl job all of a sudden? Save up 6 months of rent before you spend a dime on any toys/luxuries. If times get hard, you have 6 months to figure it out.

What kind of engineering user? Which is the one with very good salary? I'm planning on studying Electrical Engineering.. or if I fail in the course of the last mentioned I'll try with graphic design, fucking hell help me

Zipline supervisor
$15 hour
28

He might be an entry level engineer, electrical or mechanical. Complex engineering jobs usually gross $100k or more depending on the field.

>Botting and posting falsehoods on Yea Forums

Instantly submitted to the ban archive. Ban requested.

blech, that shit'l kill yah

>Landscape labourer
>$17.00 per hour
>22

Also

>Cook
>$18.00 per hour

False bans can get you banned user

Mexican?

So the one with experience about mining system is the one that can earn even more money? There is a subject about that being mentioned very well and of course is a job that pays well. But I'm guessing you need to be really smart for that kind of engineering.

>radiological engineer
>150k
>26

Mining? Sure, I imagine it pays well. I was referring to entry level mechanical engineering jobs, and the like. College grads can get these jobs around $80k/yr in the US. That's just my experience.

They aren't against it, just not a 100% for it. I mean I can work 40 and get the fuck out or I can make 3k a week. Right now I work for about 5 months and then take 3 off

The fuck are you still doing on Yea Forums nigger?

Which local is that I'm coming for local 26

To elaborate, ex gf who is a brainlet works for ford motor company as an "engineer" in the chassis department. Can't make that up. Her chassis wasn't much to look at. Glad I dumped her.

Are you also a Pepsi Merchandiser

>bulletproof vest testing technician
>18000
29 years old

>Lifeguard/EMT
>15.20 ph
> 24

>beef rotation engineer
>57k
>33

So much jealousy. God damn. Put down the doritos and mountain dew and study a desirable field.

We don’t have none of their kind round these parts

No but I enjoy the odd Pepsi

it's a meme and you all got fooled

discord gg/fSTQHpZ

Why lie about our life anonymously when you can lie on discordand get free lewds and orbiterskn return? Minimal rules and based memes come say hi or lurk!

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Yea Forums Troll
$0
31 (mentally 13)

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After a few years you still don’t know your yearly salary? KYS

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>hydrogeologist
>~60000 per year
>33

I’m sure you’re still a virgin. And if not, your gf is probably fucking your friend while you rot away in an office

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>Derrick hand on an oil rig
>33$/hour but work is super inconsistent
>24

EA game dev.
$70k salary +bonus
32

Do you work with any felons or women with lazy eyes? I feel like that's most of Wendy's staff.

>Sous Chef at Wendy's

So... you're a fry cook

What is the point of this thread? Bunch of Burger King workers saying they are engineers and other shit making 70k+ a year at 19-22 you lying faggots. Kill yourself.

Im 34, i make roughly 70 thousand (canadian) a year. I own a cleaning company.
I barely do shit, sit at my cottage most days smoking pot in the canoe while i fish

>pinky toe annihilator
>3300
>22

Fellow software engineer here, what langauges/technologies you use?
I am mainly a C#/.NET dev, worked with ASP.NET Core, EFCore, some Unity and a bit of frontend as well

That's my fear sometimes. Just finishing up my 7 years of study as "some type of" engineer and just remember a few things of a the subject I've been studying for that long. I don't know how it'll be but the curiosity hit me hard very often.

Financial Crimes Investigations Manager
$100,500
32

Nope

Factory job
18.52/hr
22
virgin

slam poetry administrator
50000
27

>Skating Coach
>$30 an hour
>18 B)

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>Private in the CAF
>$15.80CAD
>18

Yes, i got all of it through my parents.

I'm virgin too, best career

>Heavy equipment operator
>28.00 hr
>24 y/o

Canadian Air Force?

What state?

Mostly python, bash, and (lol) yaml. We deal in container technologies, such as Docker, Kubernetes, Openshift, Mezos, and the like.

British Columbia

Just depends on what you're doing and what you're good at. Your degree could be very useful or absolutely useless depending on your job.

>Miner/welder/heavy equipment operator
>union jerb
>32.75/hour I make 33.75 on night shift
>full HMO for my entire family
>I regularly turn down OT considering I work 60 hours most weeks anyways