So my mom just sent me this pic of these bars on a house she is selling. Notice anything?

whats her number?? got nudes?

Yeah I don't think so I don't think she noticed. She rarely wears bras around the house and they are always like that

>She rarely wears bras around the house and they are always like that
I think you're missing some obvious signs her buddy.

"We got bars on our windows too, son... Hope you make parole. Love, Mom."

Yep, she definitely wants the D...

Tell you what OP. Text her and say you like her shirt. See if she escalates her sexting.

>Pornhub... mom fucks son......

I'm not going to sext with my mom dude

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You gotta say something like “oh, it must be cold out there”

That's too cryptic... something like "Nice tits, Mom!" ;P

The bars are bolted onto the outside of the house so anyone can remove them.

Nothing wrong with sexual innuendos, get her all heated up before she comes home.

True. a little innuendo goes a long way...

I dont understand this message. Do you seriously think your mom was trying to get you to look at her nipples?

Exactly, if she's smart enough she'll understand and possibly play along. Tease her, make her want it.

Innuendo is great because it's "safe" to play along and naughty at the same time... it'll make her wet, lol

Send her your cock. DO IT! Get it hard and send her your COCK! Do it or you're a coward!

kek

That she's in some weird power pose?

>Notice anything?
Your autism?

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Yeah, she wants to power drop on his hard cock.

Right

This thread is dying, either tell us what we're suppose to see or fuck your mom.

Im sure theres an incest thread on gif you could go to

the railing shadows looks like cats?
she is tip-toeing barefoot?
her left leg looks like a cow's?
she is totally unkept?
those bars are rather useless?
seriously though, there is so much wrong with those bars

Yes your moms a unit

GAT DAMN

Why are her nipples so hard? Fuck.