Why do all female Uber drivers think I’m trying to rape and murder them?

Describe a typical encounter with said female Uber drivers.

They never let you sit up front. It’s always the classic,”Sorry I have my stuff in the front seat,” shit because apparently they can’t throw that notebook and soda bottle in the backseat before hitting the road

The back seat is the best for rape/murder anyway. It's the best position for strangling, and its practically impossible for the driver to disarm their attacker should they be armed.
source: I am the Zodiac

wouldn't it be easier to grab them from the backseat when they least expect it? seems like the front would be safer for them

It's a cab, you sit in the back, dipshit, it's called professionalism.

I know right? I have had several uber drivers act this way! Hell even the last one said "I knew this was going to happen" right before I stabbed her. I really thought to myself "wow that's really hurtful that she would think that about me." Anyway she was a pretty good fuck. She stayed warm for a long time!

Are you using Uber for a ride you need to an actual location? Or are you going on Uber to find female drivers to hang out with for a while while they drive around for no real reason?

Some people are just jerks, what can I say

The real question is why aren't you trying to rape and murder them?

Yes, they are actual locations deep into the woods. I really don't know why they get so nervous because i'm smiling the entire ride.

pro.. whaat?

try doing a smile like pic related and see if they get more nervous or notice a different in their body language

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difference

cause if you're not directly attractive or good enough for their standards they will see you as a weirdo or creep. There's no middle ground.