ACTUAL YLYL FUCKING RETARDS!
ACTUAL YLYL FUCKING RETARDS!
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lol
Youtube that shit. Its fucking hilarious
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I bet their name is Disfart
Whos
looks pretty good
I love how crown is top shelf everywhere but Canada, where it's just in the well
I just got banned for a post I didn't write, for the third time
Wtf
Take a hint nigger.
Welcome to the suck newfaggot. We all get banned all of the time because these faggots that run the place are fuckibg retarded. Try shitposting from a pc instead. These phones suck cock
Why does that fat cousin-fucking twat touch his dick??
I've been looking for this for like 3 fuckings years man!
ugly ass unfunny cuck chink squint lame fool
ugly fucking spic
Actual fake story outbound.
>Be me.
>25 at the time.
>Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him.
>Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me.
>Have a younger sister, 13 at the time.
>My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist.
>Announces that she's "seeing him".
>Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>Few days later, brings the dude home.
>Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead.
>Visible shrimp dick.
>My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom".
>Discuss for a few minutes.
>They go out.
>Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny".
>Sis comes home.
>Announces it was "fun".
>Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl.
>She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back.
>About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother.
>"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious".
>Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg.
>Tell my father this.
>Laughs uncontrollably.
>MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.
Enjoy!
nice feet
FEMANON HERE, this man is really ugly
Kecky Becky.
you mean 2 player action. anything else is casual territory
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shut up cuck
watch what happens to every single one of you
Shoe on head with timestamp
Only if you agree that that man is ugly
whats the joke here
haha :)
I enjoy the naming convention you give your own photographs.
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I instantly related this to brickleberry and lost my shit hard
anyone have the source? i want to see sweet balls bouncing on a metalhead hand