Gonna be using uber in a few hours. Should i sit in the front seat or should i sit in back...

gonna be using uber in a few hours. Should i sit in the front seat or should i sit in back? I don't want the guy to think im weird and know its my first time because im also a little high.

anyway, can someone tell me about Uber pro tips

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Whatever you feel like. If you're having doubts, sit in the back. I've done both.

Where are you going to?

i always sit in the back

Back on passenger side, the safest call

That's where the drunks throw up Every Friday night

going to pick up my car from the mechanic. i dropped it off an hour ago

Don't be a faggot. Sit up front and just chat with the driver. It's what I always do. Sitting in the back like some entitled dickbag is for niggers.

Ah, cool.

Could you have fixed it yourself?

And yeah, sit in the back. Pretty much its not any different than being in a cab (except you're in their personal vehicle...).

>Sitting in the back like some entitled dickbag is for niggers.
Or those who pay for a service and want some peace and quiet.

You're a nigger

no. its the starter and it needs an oil change. i wouldnt want to fuck up my car doing it myself lol

n word

always sit in front like a dick
chicks dig dicks

Usually when you sit back your paying the driver

>You're a nigger
You're probably gay. Always sitting up front, popular kid, huh? Bet you love the taste of daddy's cummies in your mouth, you faggot. Go cry as your gaped hole lets air out like a used balloon that has just been untied. Spastic.

I don’t like small talk at work, my family or strangers, the driver could be like me or you.

I sit up front with my friends. I sit in the back when I let the help drive.

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>this
I hate small talk.

This nigga right here afraid to swap parts, afraid to wait at the mechanic, afraid to be near the guy who hes paying to deal with him being afraid of the other shit.
Jesus fucking christ.

Tell him you'll drive.

This.
Only fags and women sit in the back.

Just read an article saying the opposite actually. It was interviews with Uber drivers that said they'd rather have small talk than an awkward silent drive. So you're wrong. And you're a nigger.

why are you assuming that i care about spending money to fix my shit? it wont hurt me to have someone fix it like it prob would hurt you man. but thats not what the topic of the thread is faggot

Kek
Your autism is showing...

Nice trips, the dudes high, give him some slack, everyone’s on edge when high. The mechanic shop I go for inspections, etc. has no waiting room, so it’s either standing outside for hours or being at home, easy choice.

Always sit in the front seat of the taxi.
Always talk with the driver.
Always try to start a conversation on the bus or underground.

Did every fucking driver get interviewed? Oh wait I’m guessing people who are outspoken did the interview, your point is as moot as your life.

The only way to go.

buddy can't even do his own oil change

Depends on the place you can basically get one for 10$, I’d gladly spend 10 dollars to not jack up my car and waste 20 mins of my life.

Yeah as a teenager or college student I’d personally do everything on my car, I have a job and a yard now nigga, better things I can do with my time.

You're not a smart person. I bet you don't tip either. KYS faggot.

20% every time, you waste of human space. You’re the reason your dad has a drinking problem.

...just get in, dont talk to them more than u have to and if they wont stop talking take out ur phone and say "yeah" until they shut up

>sitting in the front of an uber

your poor uber drivers and their clenched anuses. just trying to make money and have to suffer through speaking with you

No. Youre a little baby bottom bitch numale who is too much of a pussy to do anything for yourself. You hide behind money and pretend its OK but remember this when youre looking back in 10 years after you realized what a little spoiled bitch you are and how much its fucked your life up. You WILL realize someday, faggot.

As an ex uber driver, I prefer you ride in the back and shut the fuck up.

Holy fuck you are naive lol fucking retard kys

>if they wont stop talking take out ur phone and say "yeah" until they shut up
Are you a faggot or a woman?

>ex uber driver
Prob cause your rating was garbage and you sucked at your job.

You sound like a black person thats never even owned a car, job or father

My very first passenger got in the back, but sat in the middle, leaned forward between the seats, and chatted non-stop for 20 minutes. She didn’t shut the fuck up for 20 minutes straight.

My very next passenger sat in the back, put her earbuds in, and stared out the window for 40 minutes.

Day 1 and I was cured of giving a fuck whether my passengers talked to me or not.

You're so hardcore you do your own oil changes. Do you change your own diapers as well?

Never been a driver, but that second passenger sounds preferable

Whatever makes them comfortable enough to leave a good rating.