User

I think the objection was about only spending money to make more money, to make more money, to make more money ad infinitum.

That's a sad way to live and you can't take it with you.

>how will this rice and beans make me money in the future
you are so wise, please educate us further

based and ironpilled. pic speaks volumes as well

Wow, good useful advice.
Solid post user.

Learn how to be your own best friend, because sometimes no one else will be there for you

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good advice

It will keep you alive so you can keep working and make money.

you can't spend the same money twice

i like:
"My riches consist, not in the extent of my possessions, but in the fewness of my wants"
-Joseph Brotherton-

That’ll be a screenshot

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While the boomers are alive, reject authority. They just want you to work for them for as long as they can maintain that. Reject their economy. Come back in 10 years when they have left the job market. Come back with 9 years of life experiences and 1 year of programming experience.

This is bound to happen when you compare highly inbred populations with any outbred population. It means nothing. It's like saying all Jones' are more alike than all non-Jones'.

But my dad said I should be a plumber?

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Porn is better. No women.

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Plumbing is quite sweet. It's one of the few home-improvement jobs that really require outside help. Kinda. I mean 99% of plumbing jobs are fixing the User Interfaces of things, and that's shitty. But if you go into engineering and get to work on bigger things like ships, hotels, etc, then it's much more fulfilling. Electrician is a job where it usually gets less fulfilling the higher up you go, and everything gets more dangerous. Depends on what you want to do.

Your dad is a wise man, programming is for faggots

Dont't eat the yellow snow

>Bah duh Joos are superior to us
>Dont make money cuz Joos will remain superior

goto reddit

Never venture into a business partnership with an addict.

Unless they're addicted to sex and you're a pimp.

Although many worker-bees are addicted to work. Without it they fall into existential crisis.

Don't put anything off. Do it now, because before you know it you'll wonder where the time went and wish you'd done more with your life.

Why is programming for faggots? Especially with the way the world is headed.

said the man who never quite understood... well anything

because he doesn't know how to do it

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You never have as much time as you think you have.

RIP Lexi.

do yall dumbfucks even know what an eigenvector is lmao. it has nothing to do with genetics, and everything to do with scalar vector transformations. how does this relate to jews

Sorry about being away on a call. Humorously enough it was about a copper mine in chile. Back to the story.

Not really awful, it's more of a snowball. The hard part is getting started. When you don't have a lot of money having discipline with it is very difficult because:
1. stupid little things like eating out and buying electronics are a major portion of your expenses but are also a consumer money sink.
2. you are surrounded by stupid little people who think these kinds of things are valuable in and of themselves... which they are not.

Once you get discipline and start compounding your money, those little things mentioned above will become trivial expenses. Like buying a packet of gum or a bottle of water.

heh.

No, I haven't heard of it, but might look it up if i have some free time.

Aaaaanyway...

have 6 months of expenses saved in a bank account, and until you do have this you drink water and eat bread (figuratively speaking). Having money in the bank makes you calm, and gives you time to think clearly. If you need to 'make ends meet' when your boss comes in and says jump, you fucking jump. If you have 6 months in the bank and he comes in you can have a rational discussion with him knowing there isn't really anything he can do to you that is 'all that bad'. And it gives you the peace of mind to look around and find something better.

The next trick is to have enough... something... that generates all the money you will need to be warm, comfortable and well fed (and maybe some people you bring along with you).

Then you can really look around and start thinking. Thinking about starting businesses, or looking for new opportunities.

After that comes the next big trap. ... But that is a story for another post.

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You are what you eat.

hooking your penis to a car battery will make it grow bigger

Fuck the rest!

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Never get ice at a fast food joint. The drinks are already coming out of the machine cold. The ice only robs you of more beverage.

Never trust the hostess at restaurants. Never

You’re stronger than you think.

Don’t be afraid of your own strength.

use sunscreen

I followed your advice when purchasing your mom's sexual services. Now she makes me loads of money in the street. Thanks

as in STDs?

>next big trap
tell me

Your thoughts are not who you are.

Learn to be mindful of thoughts arising and you will suffer a great deal less

Thread/

Around blacks never relax

dont screw school. learn when you have the chance. later, you can be smart and crafty as you want, but they might need paper ... and when you got nohing, you are screwed

Your life is the result of the standards you're willing to accept. If you want a better life raise your standards.

>X-SHOCK VIDS&LINKS-

xtl.jp/?0d
>XXX-top links list-

xtl.jp/?1d
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this guy gets it

bite the bullet

Who is she?

all bums reason like that too.

thats actually good advices

that is one beautiful pepe

Thanks for the advice user

my best advice is get in and tell 4 friends. instant win...
discordDOTgg/awGNpS

Thank you user.

this one

thx

sauce on gif?

Buy Bitcoin, Hodl, don't look back

Eat good fuck, have good sex, and earn your fucking money to pay for whatever the fuck you like doing as long as it harms no one.

I like this.

Mine: don't put pussy on pedestal. Don't be afraid of saying no to a beautiful woman you like.

That's stupid. How is me buying myself a tv going to make me money later on? I'm not fucking amish. I'm getting my tv.

keep dry and away from children - A box of matches

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> use sunscreen

It's this. Everything else depends on the situation. But you can't go wrong with sunscreen. It's basically synonymous with "be attractive".

The most important things in a relationship is 1) sexual chemistry, 2) how much you like being with her when you’re not fucking.

Never trust a woman who stops having sex with you for no apparent reason.

Fucking pay attention when your doctor is speaking to you.

Being right about everything is overrated.

Pay attention to the substance of an argument first, and the person saying it second.

Blaming others for your own failures will make you look pathetic to absolutely everyone.

basically

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>Never trust a woman who stops having sex with you for no apparent reason.

This

>I dumped my girlfriend of 7 years 2 weeks ago.
>She had some bad manners that were annoying me. But not bad as you think, it is some behaviour with me (only focuse on her activities and not letting making investments, always afraid of something fallen when I move an object, constantly telling me to be carrefull when she was with me in the car and I am driving, even if another car's fault, it is me, and things like that)
>Also she said to me, her purpose in life is to raise a family.
>She has not so good body, but still nice. No ass but large hips. Beautiful blue eyes.
>I dumped her because I didn't have love for her anymore in order to be more engaged.
>It was very hard for her to hear this. We both have 30 so time is running for her now. She has completely broken her love link with me.
>Now I am in my own apartment again, but I miss her or I miss something from her. With the step back, I now she is wife material (not slut at all with guys, but kinky in bed, few guy friend, some female friends, doesn't let guys approach her, very great family, very sweety and care with me)
>On my side I am questionning myself if it is a good choice, if I am very stupid ? Or I fear to be alone? Or maybe I didn't talk enough with her to resolve this?

Any advice from you guys?
What is your feeling about this?

Thanks,

Fuck em if you want, live with them if you must but never marry them

t. My mom

When all things in life fail. Kill self.

discord(dot)/Qy6TBwN

server with no rules. Anything Goes!

loli, cp, gore, nudes, and A LOT of shitposting!

As in they are the biggest snitches in the world my dude. Trust me...never EVER trust a hostess!

The second big trap is what happens after you get to about 20 million (and the money is still pouring in). This is the 'wesley snipes' trap when 'rich people' begin to buy stupid shit like boats and mansions.

Imagine, you literally have enough money to have anything you want. You want a tesla, you have it, you want a bathroom that is 30x30 feet with a dias in the middle with a pink marble bathtub the size of a small pool... ok here u go.

This is the part where a lot of people lose purpose, because they can't think of anything else to do with their money and getting more money makes no sense because why would you want more money... you already have everything you ever wanted.

This trap goes until you have high hundreds of millions, maybe a few billion. Then you know exactly what to do with your money again. You influence elections, get laws passed, maybe leverage an occasional revolution in a small unstable jungle republic.

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You are retarded. The only reason to break a 7 year relationship would be if they cheated. You are fucked and will never find someone better.

Thank God I live in a gated community away from those animals

my grandpa once told me to never trust puerto rican women. He would never explain why but I've taken it to heart

idk i'm dumb

get money fuck bitches

Never trust woman. Period. Except your mom.

... continued.

Also, what this guy says.

Marriage is an idiotic concept now a days. You literally gain nothing from it. The point of relationships is to be in them when you desire to be in them, not when you are obligated to be in them. When desire turns into obligation everything valuable is gone already.

If a girl loves you and lives with you just be happy, enjoy the sun on your skin while laying in bed late morning with her... If you marry her this will not improve.

However if she wants to be married to you you have to ask yourself why... Is your love not enough? Does she want to impress her friends or parents? Does she need to comply with what her traditions and society have to say?

If that's the case is that the person you want to be with? What if her friends or family tell her to screw you over? What if she has to chose between you and society?

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Are moms girls?

Look at it this way. A man takes a job, you know? And that job - I mean, like that - That becomes what he is. You know, like - You do a thing and that's what you are. Like I've been a cabbie for thirteen years. Ten years at night. I still don't own my own cab. You know why? Because I don't want to. That must be what I want. To be on the night shift drivin' somebody else's cab. You understand? I mean, you become - You get a job, you become the job. One guy lives in Brooklyn. One guy lives in Sutton Place. You got a lawyer. Another guy's a doctor. Another guy dies. Another guy gets well. People are born, y'know? I envy you, your youth. Go on, get laid, get drunk. Do anything. You got no choice, anyway. I mean, we're all fucked. More or less, ya know.

This user is right.
Try to get her back. Convince her thatyou made a huge mistake.
You did not fuck any other girl in the meantime? If so and she finds out, you are done.
Good luck.

true enlightenment right there

I don't know. That's about the dumbest thing I ever heard.

It's because of these posts that I keep visiting this place. Real and practical knowledges

my mom said i have broad shoulders and model eyes

i'm still a loser

Marriage comes with quite a lot of benefits. Plenty of people marry for practical reasons even if they don't care much for each other.

Maybe I don't know either.

>We were seing each others more or less only the weekend during 5 and half years due to work localisation. So only 1.5 year full time.
>And I have cheated on her, I don't remember the real reason of this, the other girl was slutty, and I am not proud of this and not telling her, obviously. I know this is a big mistake.

Save 25% of every paycheck in the bank.
Don't get married before 40 and only if you're 100% sure she's the one.
Don't stick your dick in crazy.
Do what feels right to you and not what others think is right.
Travel as much as you can.
Keep as fit as you possibly can.
Never tell lies that can come back to fuck you up.
Be yourself
Be honest
Have a sense of humor
Look at things from the other guys point of view
Be patient
That's all I got. I'm fifty years old and I've seen some shit.

For the sake of comedy, could you please tell me what these benefits are.

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Taxes and insurance mainly. There's all kinds of benefits to marriage

control your feelings do not let your feelings control you

You wanna splain these "benefits" after 20 or more years of marriage?

Carl Jung

Live long and prosper

buy a computer instead and learn how to torrent. You have the same content you would have on your television, but now you also have a machine that you can use as a tool for work, and a new set of skills.

The question you should really be asking yourself is how does watching tv make you money...

Can you make money for living with torrents?

Im watching her jerk him off for over ten minutes now,,how does this guy not come yet??

so...
1. My company buys me and whomever i want insurance, and at better rates that marriage will get me.

2. There are no tax breaks which marriage can offer that cannot be far exceeded by the proper application of pre-tax purchasing power of holding companies.

Maybe there are others you have in mind...

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Dude it’s perfectly normal to be wondering , “did I make the right choice”
There is no right or wrong choice, and right now you’re feeling like maybe you are running out of time to find someone else too. Well you aren’t, you have plenty of time. She didn’t make you happy, so yes you made the right choice.

can you make money for living with tv?

Never pet a burning dog

You are a fuckin virgin retard giving this man advice? There are so many reasons to end a relationship that have nothing to do with cheating. You would know that if you weren’t so desperate that you’ll settle for anyone who doesn’t cheat on you lol

Another user here...
I put torrents that people request movies and series ,subtitles of their choice and i usually get around 4euros per movie,i can make up to 500 euros per month for whores and drugs.

>My company buys me
Cool story. Now get every single person in the world in that company and I'm sure everyone's problems will disappear.

And never eat the yellow snow

You misunderstand.
First every single person in the world with rare exception is useless to me, why would i buy them insurance, let alone employ them.

Second the point is for other people to get their own companies which get them insurance. This is much easier than you think, and frees you from the leash of your employer not only holding your money infront of you as a carrot, but using your health (insurance) as a whip to keep you a motivated slave.

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be the best version of yourself you can be
stop caring about what other people will think of you
i think therefore i am - this is the story of your life and you write the ending
opinions are like assholes, everybody has one
burn your TV, social media and stop watching shitty news, you will be alot happier

You do know we all know you are a LARPing faggot?

take your billionaire LARP elsewhere faggot

Learn psychology. If you know how your fellow humans mind works, you can get anything you want.

Hardly billionaire.
But the fact that your first response to being offered a new idea is anger, probably explains why you are in whatever position you are in now.

I dont know what it is... but i would guess it is not being a billionaire.

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Thanks for your opinion guys.

Oh so I think I get it, you make them for people in Indonesia or something on a website that is not that hard to reach, interesting.

Thank you also man

Social media is a joke.
I stopped watching TV in 2008, was one of the only people at my age back then, I think I was 15 back then... Like it was a accomplishment haha, but yeah it kinda was, wasn't it.

this. the extra cash is nice too.

I make them for people who can't go to the movies , people who want subtitles of their language,and people who are older and like to watch series or soap operas with subtitles.
Im in England

why not? you dont like lemon?

Be sceptical of anything written by a Jew.

Don't be a faggot

it took me a really long time to realize this in my life.

Sleep at least 7 hours a day.
Your body and your mind will say thanks, specially after 30yo.

Change mut every five years

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What is circular logic?

Drink more water and less soda I guess

You sound like an idiot

i'd say breaking up with someone you've been with for years because you dont lover her anymore is a bad idea, unless it has been for a long time. In long relationships, love can come and go, and you can restore it if you communicate.
Now that it's done for you, you either try to fix things or go forward with no regrets. Having regrets without doing anything would be the worst

Don't sweat the petty stuff, pet the sweaty stuff!

Buy a bad dragon pussy
They’re custom made and take a month or even longer to make but when you’re forever alone they make things a little more fun in life.
I got the gala one and it’s right as fuck so try the lily or Janine or something to be on the safe side

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*tight as fuck

underrated post

Not my own advice, but advice which was given to me by someone else once.

1. The most important thing in the world is your peace of mind.

2. Control 3 attachments: sexual, emotional, material.

Ad hominem. Argument of champions.

my man , the only good advice here. Always be careful around colored people , you dont watch for a second you might get a hit .

>If it takes less than 5 minutes, do it now

>If you you're not happy by yourself a relationship will not make it better

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>if youre not happy, no relationship
shit, thats...
thats some shit i needed to hear, damn

Go to bed wearing socks and then remove them after 5 minutes. Trust me, this will change your life

Bad Dragon stuff is aesthetically pleasing but functionally there are much better holes out there for cheaper. Look into onahole threads on /jp/ for a lot of info and resources on the matter.

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Don't waste money on BD shit, they make great dildos but for male toys you're better off ordering Japanese made stuff

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>best life advice
>asks fags on Yea Forums

Is this a new Vegas reference from the omertàs quest line?

Best of the worst is still a best.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=I2n4MFcvyp4

Stay active. Once you get lazy and complacent, you will quickly go to shit.

I think we were a bit bad for communication, keeping things inside, specially her. And that's bad.
In the 3 last months, I bought a book about communication, I practically forced her to read. But maybe it was too late to apply.

Anyway, maybe your last sentence is a perfect summary.
I guess time will tell me.

Thanks

...

Instead of not spending money on things you enjoy instead value your time, how are you spending it? Are you doing something that you don't enjoy and are doing purely out of habit ? Instead put that time to something else, just because you aren’t spending money doesn’t mean you aren’t wasting time.

Don't listen to life advice from Yea Forums.

Keep drug and alcohol use in moderation. Don’t live your life in bottles and joints. Learn to enjoy life being sober and accept that you don’t need these substances to be happy and enjoy life.

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Any sauce on OPs gif? That’s one sweet chink

>Look after your teeth.

Why?

keep arab people out of your life and black people out of your street. that basically covers it.

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what happens if you keep arab people in your life?

Don’t put up with people that put you down.

after your mid 20s things can go bad really quickly. brush them every day especialy if ur are a huge drinker/smoker. Treat any infection rapidly or it can cost you a lot in money/health. Also a bad breath will get you forever alone.

if ur white and shes not white you did yourself a favor.

You're totally right. I am a regular drinker and smoker and I don't brush daily cuz I'm a lazy idiot. I must change that. Thx!

What's the point of having money if all you do with it is make more money, and never spend it on things you actually enjoy. Hoarding money is worthless, money has no value until you spend it.

If you have an important decision to make, masturbate first, so that you can make the decision with a clear head.

arbeit macht frei

Both white :)

He's right you know.jpg
Also. Best way to double your money, fold it over and out it back in your pocket.

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> Own an expensive house and a cheap car.

> You don't need a wristwatch anymore.

> Just because they're old that doesn't mean you can trust them.

> If you're parents are baby boomers don't expect any inheritance, they worked their whole lives and believe they deserve to spend every last penny they own.

> Don't trust women, they are inherent liars. Look at their make-up, their push up bras, their high heels. The lie every day.

> Buy a new car based on the lowest price you can get for it, the highest price you can get for your trade in. Ignore deposit and monthly repayments. Hunt for a car loan outside of the dealership.

> No chick is interested in a loser. Get a job, wash your dick and start looking good.

> If you ever consider returning to an ex, go through in your head why you broke up with her in the first place.

> Never underestimate the human body's ability to repair itself. We are biologically and genetically programmed to survive as long as possible.

> Keep looking and you will find a career you can live with for the rest of your life.

> It's not your responsibility to look after your parents or siblings. They are adults too. If they ignore your advice and continue to self-implode - then walkaway.

> A child must be looked after until they are 18, if you don't you will go to gaol.

> Beware of too much sun. By 65 a Doctor will cut bits off you every year until you die.

> When they die, they make no more memories. Say your goodbye, say your peace and move on.

> Vaccinate your kids.

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dude that's what joe rogan said haha

sometimes it be like that

youtube.com/watch?v=Q0maTKt8Vbo

Lederhozen Macht Frei

- We all go to the same sea after all so enjoy the ride

- Find what is real freedom

- Don't try to pretend to be someone

- Ask yourself ¿why i do the things i do?

- Realize that you don't know nothing and that bring real intelligence to observe things before you do a step and past is just imagination fooling around

- Don't judge

- Precious persons are hard to find, don't get stuck with a person just cos you don't want to be or feel alone

- You can't "be real", if you lie you lie, there is no half truth, don't be afraid to die mentally.

- Don't follow anybody or be a fanboy of someone

- Explore yourself there is a lot apart from internet and information in any kind (no sarcasm)

- Control is fear cos you always want be satisfaced

- Other person will see you how they want to, it could be nice or aggressive but is them not you is just a reflection and it goes for you too.

- If you see the society it moves with money, so don't struggle if you want be somebody

- Don't blame or play the victim, you will not longer a kid.

- Exercises, healthy stuff take charge of you

- Don't get caught is vicious habits

- Go out of your room not just to the kitchen

- Play safe use condom

- Don't be a prick treat right to any woman

- Integrity after all

> Only brush the teeth you want to keep.

> Pets need time, are a burden to planet earth and cost money. Think carefully if you can afford this 13 year relationship.

> Your vote is a water droplet in an ocean. Don't bother.

> Charities cannot be trusted. Money they raise is used primarily to sustain their own existence. The best charity is the helping hand or the directly purchased meal.

> Working out in a gym only build muscles that help working out in a gym. Go for walk or run and enjoy the fresh air.

> Dandruff shampoo that contains Selenium will give you cancer. Use it sparingly or not at all.

> Never buy bottled watr if the tap water is safe to drink.

> The best way to survive a tough fight is to run.

> Drink milk.

Fucking need sauce

Dat Hive mind

no, moms are moms

> If you smoke, take up vaping as soon as possible. It is 94% healthier, 90% cheaper and you don't smell.

> Learn how to shoot a gun and practice until you can shoot straight. But don't buy a gun or take shooting up as a lifetime hobby. Its a waste of money.

> Macbook Pro is best laptop. You pay extra but it will last 3 times longer that shit ones.

> Keep your hand partially in the youthful stream. The younger generations will make more sense and you will feel less alienated.

> Don't let aliens know where planet earth is. They will take it from us.

> Never trust a dog.

> Avoid America, it's full of Americans.

> She's not thinking of you. She moved on. You need to move on too now.

> It's not a baby you aborted, it was just a collection of cells. Yoghurt could think more.

> Not all men are paedophiles.

> Try asking. Sometimes you get lucky.

> Never book your car in on a Friday.

> Eat what you crave. The human body knows intrinisically what it needs and what its lacking.

> Your only decent payrise will come when you change jobs.

> HR works for your boss's best interests, not yours. DO NOT TRUST THEM.

> Don't be loyal to your boss. Be loyal to your wage. Your boss will fuck you off as soon as he no longer needs you.

> Swim in the sea at least once a year. Use it as a rebirth for a new year.

1.) if it smells bad, don't eat it!
2.) always use a condom
3.) Never sign the birth certificate unless you are 100% sure
4.) Moderation is the key, never get so fucked up you can't avoid or fend off a physical attack.
5.) Don't take any wooden nickels
6.) Always have a plan B
7.) Never share more information than you need.
8.) always question authority but never let them see you do it.

WOW stfu fag

> Avoid America, it's full of Americans.
It's objectively the best country in the world. It just depends where you live. We have the best and the worst. Just know where to look, Stay away from the giant cities (NYC/LA) apart from that, ur fine.

> Don't eat too much chilli, your taste buds will love you for it.

> When ordering restaurant steak, order the fillet and order it rare. The chef will respect you for it.

> Never order chicken in a restaurant. Chicken is the pleb of meats an should be eaten at home.

> Never order fish in a restaurant too far from the sea.

> Never order the fish chowder. Its the almost out of date fish from last week that can't be sold.

> Never choose the wine of the week. It is the shittiest wine that the place could buy in bulk and make the most money on.

> Never use door handles, its the least cleaned, the most used and the most bacteria laden part.

>1.) if it smells bad, don't eat it!

Truly a motto for all situations

lol

America: "Best Country In The World"

"... there is absolutely no evidence to support the statement America is the greatest country in the world. American is seventh in literacy, twenty-seventh in math, twenty-second in science, forty-ninth in life expectancy, 178th in infant mortality, third in median household income, number four in labor force, and number four in exports. America leads the world in only three categories: number of incarcerated citizens per capita, number of adults who believe angels are real, and defense spending, where America spends more than the next twenty-six countries combined, twenty-five of whom are allies. "

Stay away from Yea Forums.

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I've learnt more on Yea Forums than many street corners and bars

>If you're parents are baby boomers don't expect any inheritance, they worked their whole lives and believe they deserve to spend every last penny they own.
I'm a boomer and that was my parents' belief. Folks my age got forced early retirement and no pensions.

People hate this guys advice, but they can't prove him wrong.

Here, have a banana tits

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Oh hey, this thread is still around. Neat.

I wanted to thank everyone for the great advice, and to wish everyone a wonderful and prosperous evening.

And thank you for the banana tits.

Also, neither your home or your car (with very rare exceptions) are an investment. For homes, growth exceeding inflation has been approximately 0% over the last 60 years.

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Live your life without regret. Weigh the consequences of your decision, accept them, or not and don't look back.

Please please source that for me.

Buy the good toilet paper. Its not that expensive and you spend too much time shitting not to make the most of it.

Piggy backing on this.
College isn't highschool. This works both ways, teachers ("professors") like to hit you in the head with this to make you behave but still want you to roll over.

In college the professor works for you. You are paying them. Be respectful but demand respect and to be treated as an adult. Get your money's worth and don't let them bully you.

Suck a cock, you cuntface

Let nice people cum in your butt and shoot everyone else in their shitty faces.

>If you're parents are baby boomers don't expect any inheritance,
And almost all of your parents have multiple mortgages on their only house that they aren't going to pay off!

Its ok. Just let it sink in. You will realise sooner or later the truth of your country.

>order the fillet
pleb meat
Get a strip like a man.
(still rare, or Pittsburgh if you got balls)

That reminds me..

> Death defeats all debt.
> Never get into a contract with anyone old or close to death. Any debt after they died will transfer to you.
> Write a will if you have shit.

1. Crush your enemies.
2. See them driven before you.
3.Hear the lamentation of their women.
4. Keep worshiping Crom.

i dunno might look into it in the future but i gotta say i don't know what could be better than this thing, now if i would have been one of the people who bought the tighter toys that can't even be penetrated i would have been pissed.

alright jon

You haven't seen shit then, cunt.

>don't let them bully you
>the first sign of opposition and you're off their list
>get ready for a boring semester with zero feedback

Evangelion and specially EoE are my bible for living.
If you spend some time ready about the philosophy that is based on you'll get it even more.

Stop dating/fucking regular women they will only try to baby trap you or worse have you sign a marriage contract then your personal financial and sex life is over forever.

Start fucking escorts. Start getting 60$ HJs and BJs from AMPs. You get your release. You walk away feeling like a big strong man no strings attached. You get your pick of the girls. You get to cum on or in a new girl every month. It's WAY cheaper than children and divorce. Just don't be stupid and wrap it up.

Happiness forever no bullshit. Wish I would've started 10 years ago.

The only thing that matters is thick thighs and homies.

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generally if you cant pay in cash you cant afford it.

dont let the little head do all your thinking.

you will know when you find the right girl (or guy)