ITT: We wait

ITT: We wait.

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>Farts for 10 minutes flat

FOR WHAT?

FUCK THIS SHIT I4M NOT WAITING

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Wtf does ITT mean?

In This Thread.

>Jerks it for 10 minutes flat

ITT: If Traitors Talk

im bored

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

hello

Wtf does Wtf mean?

It means "Integrated Test Team", you new guy.

>3 very large black men look everyone in the eye and walk back out again

Want to fuck?

International Transfer Telecomunications

This is it. Thank you.

>pulls out phone

nice weather we've been having lately, finally; what a winter!

>texting with keyboard sounds on and my volume all the way up

Do you mind? I'm waiting here!

>> Takes all three of the Nat Geo magazines and reads only one.

>walks into bathroom
>starts taking a shit
>all that can be heard by the others in the waiting room is the sound of Taco Bell diarrhea and the screams of the damned
>toilet flushes
>sink runs
>walks out and sits back down like my ass didn't just get ripped apart by diarrhea from Satan himself

>keeps texting while ignoring you

Someone pass me a magazine, please

>autistic child acts up near the little play table

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>I'm a white person. Nothing infuriates me as much as having to wait. How dare they not be prepared for me during a time of business. Also what the fuck are all of you faggots doing at drive-thrus that takes so long? Do you really not know what you are going to order? Fuck you.

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You don't need ALL of those, Damnit!
Give me one!

>Racks AK-47
EVERYONE GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND

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Does anyone have Projared nudes?

>coughs

Fucking niggers

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>walks into bathroom
>Rip a loud, audible shit
>Moan audibly
>Walk out while toilet is still flushing, obviously no hand washing

Chairs with fabric upholstery? Is this a waiting room at the doctor? Oh God. In my country, there has not been such a unhygienic thing for ages.

"In your country," huh? We're gonna need to see your insurance card... Don't want you to waste your time waiting if we're not gonna be able to treat you.

>pulls of the crack pipe

I doubt you ever kept a health insurance card of a private health insurance in your hand.

GIVE ME A MAGAZINE DAMNIT

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>you on the floor farting for 10 minutes flat

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>judges (You) silently

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Guys, I've been diagnosed with cancer. Doc says I got 6 months to live

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>enters room and sees a bunch of strange autists sitting down
>previously seen 3 black men following some white chick from the distance
>begin to wonder if I’m in the right place
>proceed to talk with receptionist with huge tits
>tell her I’m here for the thing
>points me towards a chair between two incels
>there I wait

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>Hands you the issue that is 3 years out of date.

Fuck this, can't they just make a doctor's office with separate cubicles instead of chairs? I don't want to sit next to people

Who's last in the line?

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This is why you’re the person you are

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>the receptionist yells into the room, “trips goes first, please step forward.”

Fuck you nigger, you're here for hemerroids, what would you know anyway

yes pls

I am going in first and you fucking faggots cannot stop me.

finally, i was waiting months for penis inspection day

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Woah there lad take it down a peg. That is unless you like getting pegged which is probable.

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My pipi itches, im going first fag

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>plays music over headphones loud enough for everyone to hear

>big titty receptionist sees you walking towards the open door into the back.
>suddenly user gets up and spergs out, speeding past you
>before you can get a word in she flashes her tits and sprays acidic milk into the anons eyes
>he falls to the ground screaming and motions you into the back
>you gladly walk forward and follow her into a dark room with a single chair in the center
>one light above the chair illuminates the area around it
>she pushes you in and says sit down before shutting the door

>notices your gay music taste and doesn't say anything

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Here you go, user.

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>notices you listening to Death Grips on full blast
>tells you to turn that faggot shit off

>Fuck there's a lot of faggots here.
Oh wait, I'm in the wrong place, this is the AIDS center. The cancer treatment center is down the hall.

Says "fuck this" and just walks out the door.

Are you some kind of MILF magician? I don't show my pipi to magic MILFs

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sorry to hear that peter. your wife and kids will be taken care of. Now on behalf of the CIA and FOX i'd like to commend your dedication to your objective, reducing world's IQ by 5 points through non sequitur story lines, cut-a-way gags and potty mouth humor.

you really should get that checked

don't talk to me or my autistic son again

>you hear nothing beyond the closed iron door just silence.

wait to fly

I hope no one will blow my ass off and use it as a hat

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Kek

>>sits across you

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No we are going to need your ass

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welcome newfriend. summer has started

> Sits beside her and places a hand on her poon "Oh hello lady, is this spot taken?"

m.youtube.com/watch?v=I2n4MFcvyp4

Waiting

>her poon grows bulging eyes that pierce your soul with hate
>the flaps of her pussy begin to open up revealing a very large moist hole
>it begins to suck your hand in
>looking back at the women, her eyes are rolled into the back of her head and she has a slight smirk on her face
>it appears as if the top half of her body is just a puppet decoy while the bottom half is the real creature
>the pussy begins engulfing your arm and squeezing it tight like a Boa Constrictor
>you begin to feel blood circulation cutting off rapidly to your arm.

Immeasurable Title Testimony

>being this nigger