How should i kill myself? Must be painless

How should i kill myself? Must be painless.
>inb4 shoot yourself
Idk how i can get a gun in Poland

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bump

autoerotic asphyxiation
go out smiling

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kek

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don’t do it

start playing bass until your head explodes from all the funk

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Go out to forest house and call police say there is loud music. There will be 2 of them. So you need some1 else. Say that you called and play the one who is good, both take one, they will never will know it happens. Try to have very well made blade what like pops up knife hide but somehow under the sleeve, and kick out like assassins creed blade. And its easy to kick it to the neck. Iizi guns take getaway car with camo net on. And after that try to find out the building plan of any police offices or do that again. And shoot till die, if do survive may some inicents or enemys or who ever

jump from a really high place, land face first. more tan 10 meter will do for sure and instantly.

>10 meter
40, you will break your legs at bets at 10 meters

>10 meters
lmao why u want me to suffer

old age
pretty painless, you usually go in your sleep
really easy, you just need to wait

also im 18

... and you can't back out

at 18 you can get the fuck out from where you are and start all over with literally no impact on your life. you're at the stage 0. I'm 30 and have no connection whatsoever to people I knew and places I lived when I was 18.

Why are you even thinking bout' suicide at the age of 18? You have so many years in front of you. Start working for construction companies in scandinavia. They love polish people. Then go buy a hooker, buy a house search for citisenship in a scandinavian country and then u gucci at 30

Why would you trust anons who've never successfully killed themselves instead of doing a Google search?

my life is pretty much pointless.
Everything i do in a daily is school/work and sitting on my pc. 0 friends, only couple gaming friends that dont want to even hang out with me irl.
I dont even look bad. I mean im could be lil bit skinnier but im pretty much asocial.

Admit your real age, get banned, an hero from sadness

Inhale helium

im really 18.

yeah i saw that pic about suicide with helium and mask but i cant trust it.

No, you arent

do it while jerking off

Even if you feel that your life is pointless, you're 18 dude. Your life hasn't even started. Go out partying, find some new friends if it's legal in poland fuck a hooker and your life will get better. 10/10

put aluminum foil around your neck. a couple layers is fine. jumbo sized zip tie. zip tie your neck. the foil protects from a roll of skin getting pinched and hurting like a bitch. thats your best bet fren :)

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fucking nigger dedtected

*honk*

you already have killed yourself user. dont you feel the de sha vu setting in yet? your coming attempt worked and this is your second chance. im your gardian angel

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Fucking incel that doesn't care about others detected.

gtfo shil

Post a pic of yourself

quads and i deliver

You can't help him, he has set his mind to one goal. Sorry.

Heroin overdose

how long does it take to die from hanging on a rope?

If you're gonna kill yourself it wont matter

about a minute to a minute and a half to pass out from lack of oxigen. dont use a rope just crawl down your basement and use a zip tie. they make big ones perfect for an heroing with

never thought about a zip tie
thanks user

But i want people to know it was deliberate. Anything else will cause people to think i was crazy, stupid, etc. I want them to know i quit by choice.

not the op but kinda relatable

Jump off a big building in a populated place try to land on someone get a double kill

You retard you just finished the fucking tutorial part of life. Listen to these 2 and stop being a Whiny beta fag and start doing shit if you still don’t like it in 2-3 years then OD on heroin.

close your eyes and jump off a tall building head first. You won't feel a thing

If you have a car then just hit a tree or lamppost doing 70 mph.
Alternatively jump out of a building.

You could do coke or ketamine before slitting your wrist in a bathtub;
for the most assured and comfortable death.

Write a fare well note?

I would not recommend it. It's like pushing the restart button on your life

this is basically what i want. I'd love to start a new life.

i'm not op either, it's just been on my mind a lot lately

i'm not an asshole. also, people would think i tripped or something. it would validate their opinions of me. no no. "didn't think about anyone else, just an attention seeker". Also if i felt like I want to back out after committing then my last thought would be how much i suck. But it would be instinctual, a trick of the brain to bargain it's way out of death.

Twitching the wheel towards a tree is about as close as i get to it on the day-to-day. See above for why not.

Oh and the note wouldn't make it out of the police station. My reasons for hating life stem from corruption and abuse. Nothing high-profile, but who knows anyone but celebrities anyway. I'll leave the manifesto writing to the alt-right.

roll for battle wizards!

ur 18 man just change your name and move to another country start a new life.. an heroing for this is just bullshit! YOU WANNA KYS? THEN DO IT THE RIGHT WAY AND MAKE BRENTON PROUD! shoot up another mosque and write His name on the rifle so he could see we have not let him down.

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come on mate dont leave me hanging ya pussy

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22 GET!

22 GETshit

but there are not high building near me