The first sentence that would ruin a first date

The first sentence that would ruin a first date.

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How much do you weight?

"Hi my name is Hiro and I own Yea Forums."

Your mother was more attractive.

i don't have any money.

are you related to that whore lindsey lohan

Didn't I see you on that brony documentary?

didnt i see you with a nigger on live pd ?

I shit my pants

So, do you want to suck my cock?

Wanna split the bill?

I think I know your sister

I post on Yea Forums

Haven't I seen you in porn?

What's your opinion of Hitler?

I hope your dick isn’t bigger than mine

I don't fuck on first dates.

Well your face is nothing to look at so I'll be fucking you doggy style.

Fuck you ugly.

Those hands are a tad manly

You're not a feminist are you?

Don’t turn this rape into a murder

Hi.

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if your dick is bigger than mine. i'll suck it

So later on, where do you want me to cum?

"i saw something on infowars today that..."

So do you prefer Doggystyle?

Ha! That is a good one.

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[nervous laughs] titties, can I touch them?

Who are you,jacksfilms?

Can’t beat Jimmy Carr

>In the same spirit
I'm hungry, you hungry? I don't like to rape on a empty stomach, lets get some food, bitch.

you don't sweat much for a fat lass

"Those are some nice birthing hips"

Hi, I've got AIDS

"Wow you are an exact image of a prostitute I used to go to."

"They wont let me date women with kids anymore because of what happened to the last 2."

“You smell different when you’re awake.”

So how much do you charge for giving head?

It's so weird not seeing you through binoculars!

"Lemme see that boy pucci"

So, when did you realize the earth was really flat?

"GOD DAMN, you are the reason guys like me pay so much for roofies."

how would you like to be my future ex-wife

So do you like memes?

I'm required to inform you that I am a registered sex offender. Our date isn't within 200 yards of a school is it?

can i move in with you?

What's the fewest amount of drinks it will take to fuck you? I'm on a budget.

>Your daughters cute, I think I will fingerbang her after you.

Do you like facials?