How do I lose my virginity Yea Forums? Or should I just kill myself?

How do I lose my virginity Yea Forums? Or should I just kill myself?

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Kys

Go to a prostitute.
Don't give me any rubbish about being too proud to do that. You obviously don't have much to lose.

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You needn't do either. Sex is overrated and in a couple years you won't give a flying fuck either way.

False.
Lost virginity at 17. 32 now. No single day spent without thinking about fucking. No thing I spared myself in order to make it.
Life pretty much revolves around it. Not a choice. It's a curse. Can't be happy without pussy.

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You sound like a nigger.

That kind of thinking is pretty well completely foreign to me. The fact that OP would consider suicide due to being a virgin is both laughable and sad.

He probably lost his virginity at 7 to his dad.

is it bad that i have been trying to set up a similar arrangement ( i.e. cuddling for money) with a stripper i met recently? she wants the money, i want the physical intimacy...

FAGGOT PIECE OF NIGGER SHIT. What was it like getting railed in your ass by your suicidal druggy dad? Fuck you fucking PIECE OF SHIT.

>is it bad
From an outsider's POV? Probably.
But your life is yours to live, so whatever.

You know how. That is the stupidity of humans: knowing exactly what to do and still not doing it. Complacency. Negligence. That is the sin of Sloth.

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Just get a friggin' dog or cat.

Prostitute

FUCK YOU NIGGER APE

By sticking your penis in a vagina or anus

His dad already did that to him.

Just Google the name of your town + escort. Escorts fuck for money, strippers are the most unless whores.

His town is full of dumb NIGGERS.

You're more obsessed with social acceptance and an end to your loneliness than anything else. I started fucking and getting fucked when I was 13, and something I wish someone told me was that it doesn't fucking matter. Once you realize your true worth as a person, you'll realize that worth revolves around what you place on yourself. Fuck societal norms, fuck what others feel about you, just do what you want and what makes you feel like you're worth a damn. If sex is what you're obsessed with, go to a club and pick up some drunk women, hire a prostitute, or whatever you need to do to fulfill that. Aside from that, just do whatever the fuck you want that makes you happy. btw I'm married, have 2 kids, an alcoholic, and I've been with enough men and women to realize that sex, while fun, is just work and a temporary distraction from life, which is too short to waste worrying about what others think of you. Because in the end, you're the one who has to live with yourself, so why not take the time to do and be what you want instead of what everyone else wants you to be m

benis :DDD

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Even better, this means he can bareback them without objection. I'm also sure there's at least one white trash whore in his town.

His dad is a white trash whore. He probably already lets his dad piss and shit into his ass.

you sound like a fagget.

FUCK YOU FAGGOT PIECE OF NIGGER SHIT APE

FAGGOT

False.
A faggot, degenerates that they are, would be agreement of the sexually loose/liberated sentiment, not against.

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SHIT

Normally I try to not get myself too carried away while browing /b, but holy fuck mate. You must be suffering like I've never had to because you cannot fuck.
That's rough, buddy. Hope things get better for you, everybody needs love.

I don't fucking care about sex.

keep telling yourself that

You say this, your anger tells another story, buddy.

Still sorry. How long from the last one, if ever?

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You're worse than a religious person.

I avoid it like the plague....

Not that you're capable of understanding alternative viewpoints or anything.

How is solipsism working out for you?

Capable? Yep.
Intrested? Nope.

I'm devoid of any intrests in career, getting better as a person, money, future, family, kids, perspectives. Nothing satisfies me, only pussy and drugs.

Also I'm white and, luckly, not an amerimutt.
AMA, and remember: it's not being a soliplist, like virgin user says.

It's about being egomaniacs and living for the only purpose of pursuing pleasure. Because that's what humans are meant for. No god created us. We're monkeys, scattered randomly around the earth because of literally no reason. There is no rule, if you don't limit yourself. Only stuff we're forced to do in order to pay for drugs.

>i never had sex therefor my life is useless
Ill never understand this mentality of sex being the greatest achievement, it does feel great, but thats it, i can feel great from a fleshlight so why bother whining about it?

My advice is just stop caring, go find a hobby or something else to do and get your mind of these things.

A fleshlight.
This tells two things about you.

1. You're cut, which makes you a kikeslave
2. You're american, which explains 1. and makes you ignorant

A fleshlight, just like the act of masturbating, will only clean up your cum pipe, providing a temporary pleasure you only benefit from a physical point of wiew.

Getting somebody to sleep with you implies instead that there is another person in the world which likes you. Or at least finds you tolerable or worthy for something like fucking. A fleslight will not make you feel handsome or well hung by saying it in your hear, it won't fullfill your sexual desires and make your dreams come true. Just like a whore, you bought that toy because you wanted to cum. Just like a whore you don't gain anything from it, because it/she cannot refuse you.

Being appreciated is the ultimate value hidden in consensual sex.

Sleeping next to someone doesnt do it for me anymore, after my parents died i started to feel apathetic, i just stopped caring completely, i rarely feel happy or sad, im just waiting for anything new to happen me and my doggo.

have sex

lmao what a delusional incel. I just love how the only thought of pussy makes this spastic fuck go nuts; you must truly hate your miserable state of life, i feel bad for you.

In reality I'm likely both voluntarily AND involuntarily celibate.

Stop being a Nazi op. Stop being a redpill incel.

Yeah, of course you are.
At least you can taste your own tears instead of pussy juice when you cum.