Yea Forums's opinions on these religions:

Yea Forums's opinions on these religions:

>Christianity
>Judaism
>Islam
>Sikhism
>Hinduism
>Paganism
>Shinto
>Buddhism
>Jainism
>Bahai

Be based af

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I don’t care for them, personally.

To each their own.

>be 28
>going to a restaurant
>ordering a pizza pie
>i said no ansjovis wtf
>girl says sorry i say is ok
>eat pizza pie while lying
>go outside wait till restaurant closes
>walk up to girl call her a bitch
>yelling I SAID NO ANSJOVIS CUNT
>punch her repeatedly in the left eye
>shit stars bleeding she yells "whyyyy whyyyyy"
>take her head and place it above my cock
>let blood pour on cock
>shove it in her mouth NOW SUCK IT
>manager comes out yells WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
>grab my pistol and blast him twice
>then blast girl in skull with my cock inside her mouth
>let blood pour all over my cock
>feels good man
>escape and go home
>masturbate with her blood still on my cock

There's no such thing as "paganism" as a religion, the term just means any pre-Christian local religions. Also the only people who follow these (usually Norse influenced with an emphasis on nature) are hippies who don't really believe it but want to look cool and antiestablishment because hurr durr anything Christian has to be bad

What the fuck man, that's kinda dark

Science is amazing and religion is a piece of shit.
/thread

should be OP

T. Reddit

Nope.
2ch.hk

>Taoism: Shit happens
>Hinduism: This shit happened before.
>Islam: If shit happens, take a hostage.
>Buddhism: When shit happens, is it really shit?
>7th Day: Shit happens on Saturday.
>Protestantism: Shit won't happen if I work harder.
>Catholic: If shit happens, I deserve it.
>Jehova's Witness: Knock, Knock, Shit happens
>Judaism: Why does shit always happen to me?
>Hare Krishna: Shit happens rama lama ding dong.
>Evangelism: Send more shit.
>Confucianism: Confucius say "shit happens".
>Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
>Quaker: Let us not fight over this shit.
>Hedonism: Fuck this shit.
>Unitarian: What is this shit?
>Mormon: Shit happens again and again and again.
>Rastafarianism: Lets smoke this shit.
>Agnosticism: I don't know about this shit.
>Atheism: No shit (based, btw)

>Capitalism: Lets sell this shit!
>Communism: Lets share this while I take all your shit!

Did I get them all?

Religion is basically the worst thing ever happened to humanity

THIS

No opinion. I personally am not a believer, but I don't really care if/how others worship.

Islam is best because you can have 4 wifes.

You're just as bad as the evangelical Christians you despise.

>expecting this thread to be flooded by fat uninteligent neckbeards after a while
>they are even faster
Holy fuck. This place is truly becoming plebbit

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All equally retarded

Islam is the fucking best. But not too radical of course. You can decapitate degenerate faggots and have a cute teen as a wife. I hope USA will soon be muslim so i will have these things here

>No Zoroastrian
>no pastafarian
Fucking infidel.

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christianity. find the love my Yea Forumsrothers

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Religion is worshipping the god (allah, the one true god) (hint fucking hint) that saved humanity.

We were literally slaves to work and fuck aliens. Don't believe me? You will one day, if you look hard.

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I think religion in general is a load of shit, but that doesn't make those who worship religions "inferior"