Ylyl?

Ylyl?

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>that moment when you realize Puerto Rico is US territory

>logic matters to the left

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>the left
>Trump mad about humanitarian aid to Puerto Rico
>says we shouldn't be giving to much to foreigners

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>Shithole worthy of being acknowledged

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fuckin aliens n shit tho

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good, Jesus was stupid

nigger couldn't even read

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How come you never see black school shooters?

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I thought this was a ylyl not a rage thread

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Im used to sharpen the knives of comedy? Well thnx!

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American education

spread awareness

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abe is a lib and its ruining jp. all the koreans, indians, etc, coming and ruining jp is making me wanna neck.

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1 has always been wrong. With pemdas, multiplication and division are done in the same step, left to right. So you divide 20 by first then multiply by 4

it's always been done that way, but people who are shit at math blame common core

Take your meds ray pist you paki freak

YES I ADMIT IT EVERYONE, I AM A PEDOPHILE

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Wrong.

The order of calculation literally doesn't matter, you just need to set it up correctly.

There is a fraction bar, 2x2 is currently in the denominator, making it 1. If you want to put 2x2 in the numerator, make it (20/5)(2x2)

Idiots like you deserve to be gassed.

i like how moot had a room called dickgirls on his irc, its like history is repeating itself, kids on all these discord servers these days make these hentai channels etc.

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No, if anything other than the 5 was in the denominator, it would all be in a set of parentheses.

it's not because it's not a fraction bar, it's just division

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4 eyes

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>order of calculation literally doesn't matter
I hope that the cash register at the wendy's you work for doesn't brake down. Fucking sue chef.

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lmao i like how it has a nigger along side smart people in that pic. He isnt smart, hes a tv/movie personallity.

5(2*2) means 5*4. Not 20*4. I bet you mom cries herself to sleep.

I like how you didnt even comment that you cant divide by 0, which is how you would normally get rid of the multiply by #

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Fucking chad. What is this from?

>he relies on training wheels instead of using his head

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idc i just hate niggers

it's from the chatroulette

Where was it posted? Was he one of us? I need details, not useless shit I can see myself

Yea Forums/b/ long time ago, i didn't exactly understand what you're asking.

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they mean was the kid a 4channer?

yeah he was, but i don't know if he is still with us

Hey Yea Forums, how do you feel about this man and his 13 year old girlfriend? Keep in mind that he's been to jail for taking his girlfriend to a zoo and watching her get stolen by 3 tigers, they had a foursome with her and came on her face while he stood and cried like a clueless cuck.

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reported for spambotting
literally end yourself.

>Girl

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wait a minute, George you're that kid???

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Kecky Becky.

Baaatdtdtdtdtdtdtdtdtdtdtdtdtdtdtd

even going straight left to right, without even having parentheses its still 16

have no fucking clue how 1 could be correct

I like him hes way less of a faggot than you are

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this is probably bait but if you are stupid
Parenthesis
Exponents
Multiplication
Division
Addition
Subtraction
In that order

No wonder the American school system is getting so much flack holy shit

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I don't get it.

>nihao

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Fuck

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How is that possible though? They both add up to give more than 1. Is it a trick question? How can you eat more than 1/1 times of a pizza?

Kek

To be fair puerto Rico isn't equal to a state, and neither are the people. They are citizens yes, and marginally less shitty than Mexicans, but equal? That's a stretch. If they move and live in the contiguous United States and assimilate that's one thing, but fuck that shitty gang infested, welfare monkey section 8, infrastructure-less shithole country.

>go see how shitty that place is for yourself.
>orange troll knows that shit hole is a waste of time to invest money and resources.

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or this
notice I added parenthesis

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The only white privilege I have is being told I should feel guilty about things ive never done, and be thankful for advantages i've never had.

Its 16 this bitch is retarded.

a buttplugdoorstop?

Whatever Moot is doing, he's doing it on top of a huge pile of cash, so I can't make fun of him too much.

If you throw it up and eat it again, or shit it out and eat it again.

These are upsetting and I can't change that

kek @ the avatar image. Fat nigger bitch stuffing her face, probably has AIDS too

This thread sucks horse dicks

Post some good shit you fucking reatard incels

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>Sue chef
If you're insulting people about their intelligence at least learn to type properly you retarded cunt.

Can't shoot up a place you never go to

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Fuck that retard cunt of a teacher

It looks so royal.

Excuse me, wat?

Daylight kidnapping. It's that easy.

It's suppose to be a word problem where it teaches a child critical thinking where the logic in the problem is wrong. So I assume that it's ok to call out bullshit if it doesn't make sense.

The problem is that it didn't mention that the pizzas are the exact same size.

Infix notation was a mistake...

>captain puerto rico
>capitan

FAIL

Oh man this is good.

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I hate retards. It literally could never be one, ever, except in retard friendly niggerland schools

does someone have the thumbs up emoji meme about the lgbt community ?

nabib is an anagram for nibba

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I mean they're not wrong

*sous chef

>fraction bar

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Why are you calling Stephen Hawking a name like that

Goldeneye was a cool movie

the german imperial eagle also attacks jews and throws them into gas chambers.

Yes, who the hell WASN'T taught this way?

It specifies that they both have their own pizza you fucking retard.
You're the Retard that word problems were designed to trip up, since you're too God damn stupid to comprehend very short concise statements. I bet you make less than $13/hr and have like 3 kids.
Dumbass

Dat spoon tho.

It looks a lot like a movie set... Why are there destroyed building pieces? Does the camera style seem so deliberate and choreographed? As are the people on screen? It's a movie set. Looks like some apocalypse or metropolis destruction kind of film.

It makes sense.
If it takes 10 minutes to get 2 pieces, then obviously that means it takes 5 minutes to saw a board into 1 piece, you stupid assholes!

Each piece takes 5 minutes. Get a brain morans

What's the point here retard? You changed the entire problem with those parenthesis. We're you trying to prove that the dumbass teacher is wrong, cause you did.

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This is awesome.

kek, imagine beeing this stupid
> saw a board into 1 piece

If u cut a square board in the middle into two shorter pieces, then technically rotating it and cutting should take half the time

So like 10 mins to cut square into half, moving one half on its side and cutting five mins

why does no one realize the answer is one because the parentheses are stuck to the "5" which causes them to act as another closed bracketed product, thus being performed as though as it were exactly like the "Parentheses" in PEMDAS?

non-stoned translation: 5(2 • 2) is 20, and then 20/20. Even if you write 20÷5(2•2) or
20
___
5(2•2)

Answer is still Parentheses first, whether it is the operations inside them, or a composite operation, such effect is applied written as f(g(x)), whereas x represents the 2•2 and the g is the 5. Yes, you're gonna ask "wait the letter f from the idea of functions can be multiplied to the parentheses, so it's legal to say f times the parentheses?
Well because we already say "function of so and so"
The "of" you were taught in math is to represent multiplication as if it were expansion or geometric growth it - it is not. There is a reason "product" is the name for the answer to a multiplication problem - it is a mixture, a marrying. So it is the semantic of the word "function" "mixed" with the arithmetic operation - hence why the f in f(x) instances are persistent even in the final statement which provides the "simplified" logic problem.
Math is layered logic, defining the effects emerging from many binary bits - it is not just an abstract waste. It is used to explain the universe, and how things are affected in the world. Math is logic - and the math you're seeing will have only appropriate solution, given that there are no variables. This is why we call them "variables" because your output would be another "variable" element in the equation.
It would not equal properly if only one side of the equation had variables, because this statement implies there are no more than one answers due to there being no variables.
So if your phrase has no variables, then your "output" remains the same, because all elements are static. This is why the terms "input" and "output" are used in more broad sciences when describing phenomena

Is this where they filmed Goldeneye?

p.s. wanna get on my level? do philosophy, science, programming, calculus, psychology, and lots of pot

what a fucking NEEERRDS

REMEMBER TO REPORT THE SPAMMING FAGGOT

And, wtf is nibba?

When written like a top and bottom numerator denominator, we assume that there are two distinct entire equations on other sides of the line dividing them, and that they each must be completed before the division. Imagine the division being a wall which delays two wars on either side and then finally clashing together. Written math is used as a visual aid for representing real life phenomena. When written left to right like an awkward single file line where differently prioritized operations seem somewhat out of place and need to be rearranged to make sense, it is much more annoying of a method of describing anything concrete. But even then, the parentheses touching anything directly means it's the same as slapping on the prefix of an f to a closed bracketed phrase in my earlier analogy, which I will admit seemed a lot harder to be convinced to believe

So the answer is 1

They're American citizens who aren't equal to other American citizens? You're not really familiar with how this country works.

It says saw a board into 2 pieces. it doesn't say in half, inferring you are cutting a piece at a time off of a larger piece therfore 15 min to cut 3 pieces

fucking nerds are ruining this thread

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giving too much credit to a bunch of kids doing elementary math.

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Stephen Hopkinson is back to #1

could also mean 10+10

Kek

Wow! Mongoloid

That's exactly my point

good, then

It's pointing at the spoon you dimwit.

You wouldn't get to either answer because after the brackets and division are done there is nothing there to tell you how to math them against each other.

Hillsboro represent!

This is okay now? We can just scoop them up?

Wtf does YLYL mean?

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you laugh you lose the kids

Should be a pedo trap

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Yeah, its in the north of puerto rico. Fuckin cool thing

Truth is this is just a convention and nothing to do with math

i've been to england many times
i'm starting to question if it is actually a real place

>Important people don't need to provide evidence

It is not the number of pieces, it is the number of cuts that determine the time, as well as the shape and type of cuts. If you're cutting into 3 equal pieces, then the total time will take 3/2 the time it takes to make two cuts of the same length. If first cutting the initial board into two halves, and then cutting only one of those halves, turning it into two quarters, then the initial cut will require double the time it takes to cut only one half of the board once more.
You need to think in more variables and have multi dimensional logic. Math is logic of the universe.

>brake

Just dropping by to tell you all that you're faggots and ylyl Yea Forums threads are ironically enough the least funny or entertaining threads on the whole board. Tranny and ass threads are more engaging than this leddit garbage. You should all be ashamed, especially OP with his normalfag fake text twitter tier bullshit. Please leave this site and come back when you are over 12

>Tranny and ass threads are more engaging than this leddit garbage.

Found the homo

Because it's not possible, unless Marty's pizza was larger in absolute size than Luis's pizza. Do not be afraid to question and even challenge the logic of a proposed problem. Ask questions, and probe, and you will be able to change the world.

hearty white man laugh..

nowhere does it state that the board is square

It is possible this person used a combination of tapping symbols' characters with no easy arbitrarily accepted name to recall and then using a speech to text process to create this message

you are the one who will lead the humans to higher intelligence

you are the one who will inspire curiosity

you are the one who will translate and spread truth

Faggot

Monica

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> You will be shitted on and passed over for promotion for life

Is that a buttplug-pogostick?

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Looks like a doll

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>Statistics is wassist!

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>shadman

Actual fake story outbound.

>Be me.
>25 at the time.
>Beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him.
>Pathological fear of girls since some bitch mind fucked me.
>Have a younger sister, 13 at the time.
>My sister is boy crazy, really wants to date a guy named Ray Pist.
>Announces that she's "seeing him".
>Father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>Few days later, brings the dude home.
>Tall, scrawny freak with swastika tattoo on forehead.
>Visible shrimp dick.
>My father and I tell him he's "walked into the courtroom".
>Discuss for a few minutes.
>They go out.
>Dad tells me, "it's not going to last, his dick is tiny".
>Sis comes home.
>Announces it was "fun".
>Around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated an 11 year old girl.
>She's worried that he secretly wants this girl back.
>About a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother.
>"He drugged me and raped me while I was unconscious".
>Tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg.
>Tell my father this.
>Laughs uncontrollably.
>MFW my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down.

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pfaaaahhaaaa hahah aahahahaahahaa
This is a pedo commercial faggot

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is that sugar ray

well, that's simply the truth

Pedo-normalisation. "Don't let your daughter end up a 8-year-old slut"

"because that's a thing"

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Nigga, I dropped out of high school and I know youre retarded.

trips of intercultural justice

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based nippon

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>>>brake down
>>>sue chef
Hurr durr moar brainlet

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Holy fuck, get a load of this Betsy DeVos graduate

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This OBVIOUSLY has no right answer because it's an incomplete question

What does wtf mean?

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The kid is right, reworded "it takes 10 minutes to make one cut, how long will it take to make 2 cuts?" Thus 20 minutes is correct.

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Lost

This is based but why do they think the population will stabilize instead of continuing to decline?

Kek

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lmao, its batman vs superman, thats bruce saving a little girl in a crumbling city that superman was figthing zod in

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Because a lot of people aren't having children because house prices are so high, and young-people wages are low due to the old working and taking those management jobs and blah blah blah.

A fixed amount of resources divided by more people means less resources for each person and therefore less incentive and resources to make more people.

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You are, nigger.

Troll

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between 5 and 10 years it would be normal, no doubt in that

pic related

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How come whites have the highest KDR?

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Cool

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Dude, then the queston should be; If you saw 2 pieces of a board, not if you saw a board into 2 pieces.

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Thank you so much for your participation. So proud

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This kid is gonna go places.

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What is math without guideline and convention?

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So then where is board shape stated? Why do your assumptions carry more gravity?

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Paki freak

I admit that im a pedophile

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fuck off kevin rudd you fuckin muppet

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>Lays basketball eggs

Guess we know who Tyrone fucked last.

fucking lost at feathery juggs

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WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO THOSE CUP NOODLES?

HAHA THEY FORGOT TO CENSOR ONE OF THE WEEWEES

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Only with failure can one learn to adapt and overcome the formerly impossible
Look at what you're capable of doing
You are amazing

There is nothing out there, but we spend billions only in case, Ok?

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Retard

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Stop being nice to me it's creepy and i feel uncomfortable outside of my depression-bubble.

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nice trips but like who the fuck is this person and why do I keep seeing these posts everywhere
what is the significance or meaning of this memetic persona

this dude is a fucking master

All the other people that have responded to you are retarded and forgot this is a ylyl thread. The teacher can’t figure out how to correctly answer her own question.

haa ahahahahahaaa find a faggot who like to watch some dicks, got you nigger

one is pretty hot to watch, the other is just horribly directed sex videos

Lurk moar

you are one who will be able to detect fallacies in the laws of the universe

>philosophy
Kek

1 10 minute cut = 2 boards.
2 10 minute cuts = 20 god damn minutes.

To cut a board into 3 pieces you make 2 cuts.
[===|===|===]

Now go slap your teacher

I lurk quite a bit, not the other guy, but i also don't know who ray pist is and tbh i don't really care, it's just noise to me, and chances are 10/10 whatever the backstory it isn't worth it because it won't be funny or interesting, just like the log/poop guy.

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Fuck I was there for condom tits

You pic isn't funny.
Could you post something funny please
You retarded faggot

Sounds like wishful thinking

No. They are scape goats for jews

straight sociopath

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Found the child pseudo intellectual

I do not mean to be that nice, and I don't intend on being "malicious by being nice".
I'm actually just making these observations for myself to study the enigma that is the unique psychology of someone on the internet completely far away from you.
Imagine being planets away from each other and knowing that fact. If anything, I would want to be closer physically, so as to not perceive that I am lost in the cosmos on a lonely speck of dust - that I will not be doomed and deemed solely responsible for my own sanity and entertainment.

i do all of those things except calculus because I have to tidy my room eh. tidy my room bucko. eh. I was tidying it the other day, and and and and and, and it occurred to me that the reason, the REASON, that when you stare so long into the abyss...

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okay maybe not philosophy... maybe more pot

no u

Ah fuck the image limit got reached and i'm half way through my fucking joke. fuck this guy

isn't it great being fucking stoned and unlocking the secrets of the universe

I feel the same way, and i live a pretty interesting but lonely life and could use the intellectual honesty/help,

but truth is if i let someone from Yea Forums into my house and i got raped in the night, i'd only have myself to blame.

it was a surprising side-effect to be sure. but i'm glad i found out. It's easy to look at people who smoked and stopped being productive members of society, and then thinking -hm, pot=bad, but when you go down that road for yourself it's terrifying but i would rather know that than keep my PhD that took 5 years. PhD doesn't mean shit compared to knowing the truth about truth itself.

Go die

this.

It says jack shit about how this little bitch Marie sawed up her fucking boards. The 15 minute answer implies that it should be obvious that she first saws a board in two and the proceeds to saw one of the pieces in two. What if she were to saw the original board into three equal pieces? Sure that would indicate that Marie has autism, but what if she does ? How the fuck are we supposed to know.

That is the unfortunate truth of the universe and I do not condone submitting so early on having had no experience with me. I could be completely neurotic and prove you right that I'm a threat to you, or I could be a sign of the universe manifesting as being a third person perspective with its highly informational message via Yea Forums.
We are on Yea Forums after all... where anybody can eventually use it.

My advice to you my friend, is literally to act as though you are the only one who can help yourself survive. Socializing is used to strengthen a collective consciousness, what we call a "community" and only through larger and larger denominations of universal interactions can we evolve into a higher being. We ourselves, are what causes the emergent property we could call "God."

God did not create us.. but rather comes from us, or is our very existence and our "perception" of free will. Perception itself tells us that strange loops are actually breaking the laws of nature, and that we truly have this ghastly ability to influence our own destinies to change.

I'm actually not educated academically I'm this shit, I'm just fucking stoned and having fun analyzing my own human behavior. It helps to create a third person "observer" of your own psychology. Only you can know and understand exactly what causes what to go in your head. It is the problem with modern psychology, trying to understand someone else's behavior but from an outside perspective and generalising it as being truth to everyone. Everyone and everything experiences the universe and truth differently. Each one is valid, because it is what they are perceiving.
You may have a dream of drowning to death but that doesn't mean that you aren't still afraid of drowning in real life while awake. The perception is valid.
You must dare to question your reality within safe boundaries, so as not to appear hysterical, but rather, curious to one's purpose within this universe.

finally lost

>she has autism
shit that would have saved me from typing up such long philosophy-driven responses

p.s. I'm not copy pasta. I'm actually writing all this shit down as quickly as I can remember every train of thought in my head

Imagine I'm Vsauce but even more insane and spending his time on this board at 6am

>My advice to you my friend, is literally to act as though you are the only one who can help yourself survive. Socializing is used to strengthen a collective consciousness, what we call a "community" and only through larger and larger denominations of universal interactions can we evolve into a higher being. We ourselves, are what causes the emergent property we could call "God."

I kinda already came to that decision, and it's refreshing to hear other people talking about it in their terms. I think of people as being transistors in the CPU of society that's running some sort of code. Much like the atoms came together to form molecules, the molecules to form aminoacids, the aminoacids to DNA, the DNA to cells, the cells to organs, the organs to individuals - the individual will become part of the society.

But our society is retarded with silly laws that only benefit single individual people or small groups of people. When they are gone we can work on being fulfilled in the physical world, setting us free in the information world. I figured all of this and much much more out by being high in a forest for a few years. I had to rationalise a lot of shit and this "why am i here" was early shit.

There you go! Now you are sounding more like me! You must be fucking blazed lol
Or at least I have to be in order to be pondering lol

I'm not i just remember this stuff from when i was :)

Maybe 6am is too late, but Google "The Princes of the Yen" and watch it some time. It's a good movie to watch on YouTube while high :)

Yea Forums of Yea Forums

Heed this notice, regarding that you, too, can truly understand what truth is, and that all it takes is analysis of the behaviors of people who act as though there is little physical threat or repercussions. It allows the human condition to run free and liberally determine the metaphysics of psychology. To truly understand "why" something is what it is, you must be the one to ask it, and you must also be the one to test it, and answer it.

You have the ability to adapt and respond with the goal of learning and understanding cause and effect. You will crack the universe's code as well. You will benefit.

Nuhuh. ur face

the alternative method is get stoned and study metaphysics

what if user's not human?