Waifu thread
Waifu thread
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Asanagi is bae.
here
mine was a generic yellow cake, but i made it all from scratch. cake flour, homemade frosting, the works, truly.
mine is currently on 70% and its been there for as long as i can remember... i couldve sworn i used to have it much much lower. i wonder if some software changed or something. i think the max volume on nico is actually just louder than youtube or something.
hmmm. it was definitely good and i do like all the nnbs, but i just wouldve preferred to watch the anime again i guess. i dunno maybe it was just too short.
hmm, i feel weird about crying.
not like embarrassed, i mean my feelings are very mixed and probably confusing.
nice to see you!
hello
hey there, thanks,
how are you today?
drunk!
nice! on a weekday? i hope youre enjoying yourself
the day matters little. i am!
that's good, you doing anything in particular?
hey me too :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
nope just hanging out. is that a drone
hell yeahhhhh
cute himea :)
oh wow, very nice. must've been a lot of work
wow that's really high.. i used to always have it somewhere up in that range too but i guess i just prefer it lower now to avoid getting spooked by loud things and to preserve my hearing a bit. although there is some music and stuff where i always turn my volume way up
hmm, that's fair enough
i guess it depends on like why i'm crying. if it's sad then of course i don't like it, but other than that it usually makes me pretty happy to be able to cry. not trying to sound too "deep" or anything, but i guess it just reminds me that i'm human
but yea besides that my feelings are very mixed and confusing too..
tsucute
hecc yor
dunno, looks like a model or something
eeeh it wasnt so bad. frosting is easy, too.
i swear it used to be down in the 20s, maybe 30 tops. i really think it might be a software or driver thing, but nothing is particularly loud. im gonna look into it
no i actually understand that pretty well. or uhh i can related to that because of an experience i once had
all feelings are mixed and confusing. maybe. i dont know.
i never thought of a clever version of that with himea.
ohh it fine
drink more!
models are sick
Hello guys :3
sup
well i wasn't saying it was bad necessarily
hmm, sounds odd.. good luck, hope you find out
oh i thought it was just me being dumb.. i'm glad someone else feels that way...
i always thought they were supposed to be that way too, but when i bring it up with other people they say it's not confusing for them. so idk, maybe not.. well at least we both feel the same way
i meant it wasnt so much work as it might have sounded
i gave up almost immediately, im too tired.
yeah that happens to me a lot too, i'll say something that i feel like is a fairly normal occurrence and learn that apparently im a total weirdo, who knows
im super tired, i shouldve been in bed an hour ago, so im going now
goodnight
I'm sick and laying in bed. But at least i don't have to go to work, so thats something.
I should probably be sleeping
nobody likes to work. what sort of sickness?
it will come
well it's still something to be proud of is what i meant
yea it happens a lot, i guess that's maybe just how it goes or something..
goodnight, sleep well!
Eventually, we all pass out due to exhaustion, or we die. The only difference is how long you sleep
I just saw some fat boomer and his quadroon wife drown their fries in gravy
Just a cold, but it's still not pleasent. Will try to sleep now.
how long will you sleep then?
people like fries and gravy. youd be surprised'
ah i hope sleep finds you quickly.
Reimi best girl
Hopefully, forever
for a little less than that.
Yeah. Knowing my luck, I'll wake up in a coffin underground 500 years in.
orin like 9 hours
More like pass out in 9 hrs
heh if youre unlucky
I'm not allowed to be lucky
why?
Because of murphey's law
sure but something will go right eventually
Maybe one day, but today is not that day
well tomorrow will come
And tomorrow will go. Then it will be friday and I will have stagnated for another week of my life
I claim Elise from Fire Emblem Fates
well what can you do?
hallo. i am sorry but i believe sleep took me last we spoke
don't worry about it, I didn't reply for months last time I dissapeared
How are you today?
i dont hold that against you silly. ive had a good amount of drink. yourself?
Wait for things to fall into place so I can set plans into motion again. There are a couple things in the works that I've had to put on hiatus
I've been waiting a while now...
why not, I do it a lot. Not really a reliable friend
also how much? Explains quite a bit though
I just woke up, feeling alright
I hope it does not take long?
hahaha you are here and you know me enough to be pleasant. what more could I want? 6 12 ounce beers ant 6.9 percent. Heh sorry if im off. well if you feel better thats good.
Naughty tsugu..
I know you enough to be pleasant? what do you mean by that
those are decently strong beers, I thought amricans only drank piss water. You're fine no need to appologise
Things are moving, at least. Just waiting for my aunt to get her housing situation settled so that my mom can move in with her and I can have this apartment to myself
As in I enjoy being around you. forgive my poor choice of words. Most do from what I can tell. The swill is not appealing to me. Heh two ps in apologize
i do not know what i would do with my own space.
I imagine it would involve lots of sekiro and instant ramen
aw thanks! but now I feel even worse for never being here
I didn't like budlight when I was over there, but there were some good beers in some restaurants though
the swill? I'm not familiar with that word
don't bully me I'm retarded
kek. I suppose. I do not actually know tho
do not. I know that people come and go. you visited? What did you like? to me swill is watered down trash. Heh youre just more drunk than me
you can't stop me!
yeah, I visited my so, they live in the US. I honestly was very conflicted about the country. It feels like an organised mess.
oh I see, yeah stronger beers is where it's at
shut up I haven't had a single drop of alcohol
though I wish I had
why would i keep you from what you want? your so? Organized mess how? Its such yummy stuff! Not missing a chance to tease so you cant stop me!
because you're rude!
Significant other
I can't really explain it, maybe it was just Ohio but, shitty roads, unclear traffic rules. Just big rural areas without any supermarkets or anything. then giant areas where there are a fuckton of fastfood places and a walmart. idk its so different than here
why would I keep you from what you want? :^)
coffee time :3
heh only a little bit! Did you have a good time with them? yeah that is america for ya. because who is going to tell us to stop? because youre kind duh!
dont die qq
That's a nice dildo
don't flatter yourself
it was amazing, and a long time comming lol
pretty much how I felt about it lol. Also there are bald eagles on fucking everything over there
wait how is it kind to keep you from what you want?
>country girls make do
i already am! glad you enjoyed your stay here! more american flags but yeah heh. i meant like you wouldnt. oops
I hate Tim Horton's
The knock off Walmart?
The knock off Starbucks
yeah, don't
yeah it was fun, I might return during the summer
I guess true but that was to be expected.
yeah you're pretty drunk alright
country girls are the lewdest
Why not qq? Well I hope you enjoy your stay' flags are so very common and yeah a little heh
just dont
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Waifu thread? More like waifu dead
I want to bully Tomoko
In waifurian threads Tomoko bully you
Try it neetboy
Kick da box
That's playing dirty!
if you want to rp leave
based
Bad girls must be punished.
Kick ya
Join or leave killjoy
Tomoko is only relatable to neets and incels. Clearly an inferior and sub waifu.
>not neet
>not incel
Now gimme your pink beta butt
You want it, don't you?
Oh, looks like beta (fe)male wants to spare her ass to superior human!~
You delusional creep, you're the one who wants to see it!
Oh, nobody wants to see your butt? Maybe YOU are creep?
What the fuck are you even talking about? You just asked to see it!
I wont mind to see if it is cute and pink, muh tranny~
>ITT
k
Snort
But Im young, thin and similar to Tomoko
Show da butt
ewww
sauce?
can't recall, pulled it from a /vr/ thread not that long ago
I'll see if I can find it
I like a lot of girls from anime, so it was hard to pick just one, but Revy came out on top as my #1. She's a huge gun lover which is a big turn on.
some poorfag shitskin threw a bag of dog shit in my garage
why?
i sorta even know who
thinking about installing a camera.
Shitskins are lazy and retarded, what did you expect?
the person i think did it
i thought better of them. though i am not one hundred percent certain they did the deed but i sorta think they do
now im thinking how do i get power to my garage for a cam? solar panels? maybe
that sleep was very refreshing!
Your garage door should have an outlet on it or something.
solar pannels are a pain in the ass.
no it does not that's the problem,
it's one of those swing door things or what they are called
if solar is a pain maybe a car battery? or will a powerbank do for a simple cam? lol
this is my waifu and i love her
You would need a power inverter to do a car battery set-up, I don't know shit about that. The power bank might be the cheaper option, those little cameras use very little power too.
will do the power bank when it happens again
is gud.
thanks
how are you today?
medium
u?
medium is better than low, i think. i hope
im good, woke up like an hour ago well rested. i have the day off so im gonna spend it doing absolutely nothing
got anything planned for the day?
hey how'd you sleep? kind of unfortunate timing, it's really late so i think i'm going to head to bed now...
so yea, goodnight. i hope your day goes well
i slept alright.
sorry about the timing, im surprised youre still up honestly
goodnight, rest well, i'll see you later im sure.
well good for you
nothing really planned and it's 19:30 already, it's like 13:36 for you or something as i recall it.
day pretty much over, just finishing up stuff ive been procrastinating for months
thank you
yeah you're spot on.
fair enough. well i hope that all goes well for you, better late than never as they say.
im gonna restart my computer real quick, ill be right back
nice picture...
i had a pretty bad experience with mine last week, hope it restarts just fine for you tsugufren
i better continue making progress or this'll never get done in time :|
thank you, i like it too
its just not recognizing my controller for some reason, i should be able to figure it out
okay, that's alright, i hope you still have enough time, dont sacrifice your productivity for my sake.
good luck!
hello there
im almost done anyways
also gotta compliment you on sharing all these pretty images tsugufren
i complained in the past about her always being portrayed the same way with the same colors and finally you got some nice ones das a cute tsugu is gut really ausgezeichnet :3
well that's good
oh, thanks, im kind of going outside the images i usually post.
oooooh i remember that, yeah. well despite our disagreements im just glad you like them
Don't mind me, just passing by.
hello and goodbye
Hello to you too.
i thought you were just passing through?
hey there, how are you today?
hello
hello, a bit angry honestly, but it's payday so it's okay
yourself?
I do, but I sometimes lurk, because I have no life and nothing better to do.
im sorry to hear it
payday is always a good day
i'm doing good, i have the day off. i think im gonna make something to eat
got any plans for the day?
oh, well that's alright. it doesnt matter what you do as long as you enjoy it
yes indeed, i'll gladly take the money
ooh, something fancy? i'm just gonna clean the house later during the day
>well that's good
just now i realized i've forgotten a pretty big aspect of what i've been procrastinating for so long guess im not halfway not even close
i estimate ill be done by 1 - 2 am fugggg :( no slep for me
that's odd...
it was payday for me too today...
huh
coincidence i guess
hi
True. Posting waifus is always enjoyable.
no nothing fancy. "make" was pretty exaggerated. i think im just gonna eat some leftover carrot cake. i think i'll be having dinner with the family later so i dont want to spoil my appetite
regular housework can be surprisingly refreshing. i hope its that way for you, or if not, that it goes smoothly and quickly
well that's not good
that's pretty rough though, seriously, good luck
hello, how are you today?
do you mind telling me about yours? i dont recognize her at all
>hello, how are you today?
I'm fine thanks for asking, just hearing the gta vice city theme song and surfing the internet.
How are you?
but at least the weekend is close.... pull through until friday and recharge saturday + sunday
i should stop posting now for my own good honestly.
until later, when im done, maybe
at least im comfy while working, curled up on my bed in front of TV with keyboard & controller serving as a mouse, no blacc pics on phone tho hence the absence of imagery regarding this as well as prior postings of my person.
>i dont recognize her
koneko
how can you not
smh in disgust
i get paid on every first days and 15th days of the month, if it lands on a weekend then i get it on a friday
ah, i'll be having microwaved pizza myself
it is not, my house is a huge mess, justi got tired of it lol
do you spend a lot of time with your family?
im glad to hear it, that sounds very comfy
im good, just spending the day relaxing, ive been pretty busy the past few days so its great to just sit down for a day
sounds like a plan.
yeah, i hope you get through it all as painlessly as possible, see you later maybe
sorry i've never seen the source anime. she's cute though
pizza is good! i kinda want pizza now.
ah, sorry to hear it. i know how that is though, i let things get too messy and then its a big job when i have to finally clean it.
hmm i go out to dinner with them like once or twice a week, i suppose that's a lot. i live very close to them
hello
i remember how great my dreams are.
i remember going around in some compound with a Counter-Strike-quality level design with other people. we were playing some sort of gamemode but i don't recall many enemies.
i remember later being with a good dream friend, the word that all the players would revolt against the admins somehow by setting up and fighting back in-game.
i remember originally denying to do this, until my cousin came up and brought me a browning MG and i, being dressed as pic related, obviously devoted my belt of ammunition to it.
i remember not actually fighting, and then actually fighting later. i remember somehow teleporting into the video game Verdun and now fighting here, except i had modern weaponry.
i remember running off somewhere and building up a bunker like it was Squad.
i remember the Dark Souls-style inventory and the character customization
i remember dying and waking up in a Skyrim house, in fact, as i remember it now, this room looked very similar to my real-life bed room.
i remember seeing someone walk in and sit on the chair and talking to me, before i woke up.
so yeah, i'm a bit of a gamer.
also how do i go back into dreams.
She lov me, she protec me.
hello
i dont know, think about them a lot? dreams are strange.
very cute
it's not just that.
you also have to sleep 12 hours
and then wake up just the right way to remember it all.
i miss my dreams. i have the best dreams. i'd do anything to live them out. i'd suggest brain implants, or some sort of dream recording, but i don't know...
i think a technology to control or steer your dreams will exist in some form eventually. a special form of vr or something.
at least i hope so
wait for nighttime
I'd love to, but I'd also like to hear a bit about yours too, since I haven't seen her until now either.
Anyways, her name is Shirone/Koneko Toujou and she is from the Highschool DxD Light Novels. While the Light Novels/Anime used to entertain me, they grew a bit stale as I got older.
At first, I didn't really like Koneko/Shirone, but over time, I came to like her more and more, even though she was underdeveloped af, both physically and as a character.
Then when the author finally decided to work on her a bit more, I instantly fell for her. She just became much more endearing. Not to mention, the fact that she is also a nekomata really made it even easier for me to like her, especially since I was walways into girls with car ears.
Her inner conflict is pretty cliché, she is afraid of her power and feels weak because she holds back and thinks there's nothing special about her and just wants someone that will accept her and protect her from herself. That, on its own, sounds boring and overdone, but I love this about her.
i hope so, too.
i heard rumors, obviously just rumors, that Valve was working with brain interfacing and stuff, like messing with your head to make VR more R. some people even rumored surgeries for brain chips, while others simply say it'll be external helmets.
honestly, it's a really compelling idea at the cost of becoming part of the botnet.
okay, that'll take a while
it'll be worth the wait
after 9 years in development, hopefully, it will have been worth the weight
you're finally taking that trip to europe you've always been a fan of middle eastern culture
ill put my little spiel about her at the end, then
ah, yes i did very briefly look into where she was from. ive heard of highschool DxD but never seen or read any of it
wow i can really tell you love her, you sound enamored.
i understand that, i dont think it sounds boring and overdone.
thanks for sharing that with me it was very heartfelt
my waifu is named Hatoba Tsugu, she's a virtual youtuber, you can find her videos here: youtube.com
i really like the way the content of her videos is so small scale and intimate. the somtimes straight-up awful audio mixing gives it a really handcrafted and realistic feeling that to me, makes it feel like it's a real vlog by a cute girl.
wow, that all sounds very impressive. i dont know much about that stuff, but im definitely excited for the possibility to get comfy with my waifu every night.
gentlemen, welcome to Dubai
yeah, that'd be great...
i hope it does come soon if it exists. i'd hate to be 40 by the time such tech comes out.
can you post that old sad blues song
this one?
youtube.com
youtu.be
yuifren :3
knew exactly the one i wanted thanks i'll remember to save it this time
Go to Isha Yoga Center in either the US or India and learn there. Having control over your dreams will be as easy as lifting your finger but you might also lose the desire to do it.
it's pizza time
no problem
youtube.com
My Nyan Nyan Song - Rock Version
I've found it back in 2009 haha "xD"
But this one is very nice, thank you
ah pizza :3
i wish.... back to writing for me im 70% done!
getting pretty late tho.... i was a fool for procrastinating for so long yes :|
also, just about done with 2nd cour finally just 5eps left and i gotta say it got pretty boring compared to 1st cour :/
classic
not really control over my dreams that i want, but to stay in them forever.
you're welcome
aw, i'm sorry
yeah, a lot of people say it loses its color later on in the show.
...
y-yeah, thanks