Rekt Thread

Lmfao jews

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[citation needed]
looks shopped, fake

it's not faggot, go shill on /pol/

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sheep

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so nobody can simply post a link or tell me what to query on google?

N/a

source?

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Please be bait

go look it up retard, not holding your hand.

Fucking Russians

You're cancer. Waste time posting wanting your hand held for a link. Look it up faggot

>rabbi gives baby herpes
grow a brain

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why is my dudes head on fire?

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>Where's the money Lebowski?

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Didn't know he was your dude.

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I don't quite understand this one.

ace ventura

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cant tell if played in reverse or delta p

Explain

newfag

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filename

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Ha. Niggers. Typical dumb useless niggers just trying to get free shit. I hate niggers...

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Gets me every time

Anti-Semite Nazi with fake images.

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How the fuck? wat

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nice trips

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NICE fuck niggers

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being this mentally ill

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It's not like the Jewish practice of sucking baby dick is hidden or anything

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This is the funniest ylyl threads in a long time.

He looks like Al Bundy from married with children... Also is he practicing how he's gonna fuck them all in the throat... Fucking preists

that nig looked at the other nig as if he put a curse on the phone

static discharge.

You'd be suprised

Static from rubbing across bubble wrap plus gasoline/petrol leak +spark.

liveleak.com/view?i=2ae_1378829009
after not seeing this video for years, I just found it and have to let you all hear the haunting screams of this guy on fire

Never expected it to be one, glad you're happy, lol.

Scuba diver is too shallow and is being washed away in the tide.

Idiot

haha only online you do

Not him but everyone knows I hate niggers

>Static
Of course the Chinese inflate their bubble wrap with flammable or even explosive gas...

Just rolled through it again and there's actually a frame that shows the spark. Neat.

Yes, when you see a person who ABSOLUTELY needs some help, DON'T PANIC.
Put your drink in order before running away.

The guy set his head on fire and jumped off a building... safe to say you can just pass on that 'help' bullshit

Greek people

kek

bump

i lost it to this one.
great title too user

are fucking servers slow today?

Just the posters.

Filming Ghost Rider II

This is from the last democrat convention

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Ok

Asking for evidence is the opposite of what a sheep would do.

kek

thot patrol irl

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WHERE IS THE MONEY BITCH

Story?

that grandma is a superstar

morocco, 2 scandinavian girls got neck injuries. atleast they werent racist

Religion of peace, ya know?

pussyslap enjoyment

religion of pieces indeed

_

And the EU and liberals still wonder why Poland and Hungary refuse to take in sandniggers

Why the FUCK haven't you joined this server yet?
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Copy to your browser... EZ...NO-RULES, no yannies
GO GO GO
MSG_ID: ihu7qvf4g
CAN YOU FUCKING TELL ME WHY YOU'RE NOT HERE YOU SILLY MOTHER FUCKER
DONT READ KIKE
COPY THAT SHIT TO YOUR FUCKING BROWSER
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dude that fish is a baller

BuMp

Ahahah. Fucking niggers

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sure user, whatever you say

Traditional family values

Nerve gas?

i just realised the one guy on the phone. He saw it coming, yet did not warn the people coming from the subway.

dude

Hahahahah NIGGER

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bad counting method

You stared this thread the last 5 time with the same webm. Please kys

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nerve gas unfortunately

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Grams is doing her best with these thots

this is a really dumb one

Fuck. In china everything wants to kill you

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Most likely

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Smacking the devils out of you

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What a great commercial for people who are on their phone all the time and not being aware of your surroundings.

Grandma didn't serve in Thot patrol to see the world fall apart like this.

Oh my god, I'm fucking dying. Karma is a such a bitch.

Doesn't matter had sex

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The hero we need

the absolute madman

Damn.

Those are Greek Orthodox Christians

everyone one of these nogs needs their bitch slappings from god

I love how he put his hand up like "job done" after getting her off. Would love to do something like this someday.

aaah shit, he didn't punch her in the face

Niggers not even once

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>Arranged Marriage

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Am I missing something?

kek

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Spoiled grills that need to be gone.

Fuck yeah. Can't wait for the weekend

thots and niggers. burn them all

Jesus. Where is this?

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YOU SPIN ME RIGHT 'ROUND BABY, RIGHT 'ROUND!

cronch

Thank god for Thot Patrol arriving just in time.

black men, white women

Actually going up!

That baby is born again sin-free, you dumbass.

What did your shit family even do for you?

no it's an optical illusion user, it's actually going down

Anybody got details on this? Location, date?

fuckin LOL!!!

Didn't let me be tortured by a middle aged guy.

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what happened??

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Nigga really tried to get high off gasoline then lit a cigg

Clean

I'd say this specific moment at a wedding, when it goes wrong, is the best predictor of how successful the marriage will be. Can't handle this moment properly, it will definitely turn to shit.

No, thank you

>clock detects the flames and turns the digits black
cool.

BTW lighter falls out of his pants, he falls on it

poop freakouts always get me

Sauce?

metzitzah b'peh

there you go, i got it all typed up for you to paste into google spoonfeeding faglet

i feel really bad for her

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lmfao tards.
He isn't a jew.
He is a fucktard orthodox christian son of a whore that calls himself a priest.

HIV is in the air

Notice how he scared the shit out of the little girls in the background? All four backed off FAST! lol Scared the shit outta me, too.

Styrofoam stuck in his teeth.

oooohh shit it stinks even thru my screen

HAHAHA

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No way this qualifies as sex.

Not rekt faggots.

Still want to know background. Great vid

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a drunk hooker and a nigger. whats to know?

its zoophilia so technically it is sex

>"Hey Boris, what happens when there's fire coming out of the tank?"
>"I don't know. Let's wait and see."

heheh

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fucking insect people

fukn nerve gas, man

what happened to him?

he just cut himself on the neck

Epilepsy

I don't get it

Well , that's what he gets for not buying a ticket .

wait .. what if baptism was actually a prank that was misunderstood by the parents of a mean big brother deliberately drowning a baby in order to early on distill the trauma that translates to "I am bigger and smarter than you and can cause you to experience near death in a matter of moments" and that baptism was almost like developmental hazing that actually disabled them from thinking for oneself's own thoughts? Like brainwashing and manipulation? Brain washing because of the water and the baby and the head?
Is that how the term brainwash came to be? Baptism?

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>some men just want to watch the world burn

penis too small

what did she expect leaving the house in that.... goose down coat, sweatpants and gloves

Fuck you man.

Lol.

>getting this triggered in a rekt thread
Go back to your safe space, faggot

stick u retard. do you speak it

>I can't get caught with being under the influence and those bottles coincidentally in the same area as a dead body, because then the police will deduce that I was responsible for that death. I will remove it from the scene instead and reduce the apparent likeliness that I was physically near aforementioned scene, to prove a story "I happened to have alcohol on me as I'm fleeing the scene" instead of "the event of drinking definitely took place at the scene"
An in the moment thought process of someone who is under stress and must be extra vigilante in avenues of self preservation instincts. It is an appropriate course of action if you're flipping the fuck out and are afraid of being blamed for a dead body you didn't cause.
Sometimes I wonder if I might be psychotic for being this keen about the details, or I'm just heavily socially anxious.

3 days premium trial "rapist" in attempt

>she just stands there and lets it run her over

nah

this is like a cringey The Office kind of social situation

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oh thank God they're all gonna have retarded offspring that can't develop enough to financially support their lifestyles once they reach adulthood. It'll take a couple generations but people with stupid traits will be extinct soon

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good eyes man

No it even shows before the door closed that the entire room was already riding upwards from the floor.

How does it feel to be wrong, faggot?

thats why its an illusion you dingus

its definitely going down.

omg feels like a The Office episode

o canada

wait you mean like it's possible it's a screen with an optical illusion video behind the doors as part of a sadistic murder device, or that the video recording is of a real normal elevator without screens disguising the door and that the video we are seeing through our own devices depicting the scene itself and its frame rate causes an optical illusion for us?

Reply

not guilty

its the frame rates.

besides its IMPOSSIBLE for an elevator to go UP

you need an ESCALATOR to do that

Does the nig not have a right hand?

Literally first result after googling baby dies of herpes circumcision

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literally cannot tell if you guys are really good trolls, retarded, or both

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Two dumb bitches go over to shithole morroco alone (against advice) as migration sympathisers to try educate the 3rd world Muslim niggers, end up getting beheaded in the process. Good effort.

Hot feet?

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Yep. Handless nigger still gets laid more than /b. Let that sink in.

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how much time have you spent going back and forth with obvious mediocre trolls

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Can't drive gear

at what point does this stop being shorts and becomes underwear

see? chile is on the other side of the world. that means everything is reversed CASE CLOSED rip

idk but I'm pretty stoned and this is very entertaining to experience firsthand what comedy is like in those with poor physical social self esteem but incredible harbored creativity of unique perceptions of the world around them and their opinionated analysis of the interactions of other users on this website

Humans are very beautiful and funny creatures

>Humans are very beautiful and funny creatures

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This parking system was bound to experience many user errors

your lifes going down the toilet you fucking faggot

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She has a long road ahead of her

I like this comment a lot.
This is hilarious benevolent trolling.
It proposes a hypothetical break in the law of physics and astronomy that makes you wonder and question the validity of such laws of a universe that would accommodate for such an event to transpire in that way.

Imagine in another universe that there really WAS gravity that was "upwards". Imagine the entire elevator and the video recording and the person was actually upside down and falling "down" but the video appearing as "going up"?
Even if it's got a true story behind it, the interpretations, no matter how frivolously ironically concocted, express new tales completely fantastical compared to the objective reality.
You are all very imaginative and vividly articulate idea machines.
You are the ones who will be able to ponder on and learn the secrets of this universe we were suddenly shoved out of a dark thoughtless void into

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Nice! I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter. Could that be why high population Catholics equal high rekt/gore?

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Having a manual car is a security feature

it's really cool to wonder what types of deductions you made in order to come to that conclusion, it's like...

you're sitting in your room and feel the need to belittle in order to reassure the self that you are not under social attack, and that this was a venting
I do not say this as an insult, but just an observation of how you behave according to the interactions and events you are perceiving.
Your aggression is used in conjunction with paranoia in order to increase security, so that you can preserve your life on hardcore mode.
I'm not even mad, I think it's really cool and I appreciate being able to study how humans react using Yea Forums to act with little to no immediate social repercussion

in short I'm learning how you guys think because I'm weirdly fascinated with this level of psychology

this is the worst rekt thread ive ever seen in my goddam life

Kinda like Ozzy's

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I am not sure if you are insulting me by pretending I'm a genius, or that I'm legitimately making very verbose yet extremely over analyzed observations within the logic and the universal laws of what it is that I'm discussing

but the yes religion probably involves more opportune moments for dead babies lol

my newsletter is called "just smoke a fuck ton of pot, watch psychology videos and pull a Freud-esque Robert California approach to human behavior

Commence nog rex

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Noggers

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Noggers h8 bread rex

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tfw no poop-throwing milf gf :(

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Relax incel

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I'm not sure I understand what it is they are in this fight about

Waist of pucci rex

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Brazil rex

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you're gay.

reply to this because ur my /bitch/

Witnessing a child's relatively important dream be crushed is mildly entertaining. It's like... A permanent injury to a developing ego.

Tranny trying to buck up to straight nog. Niggers hate trannies

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Tim hortons on British Columbia actually.

Tranny rex

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Nerd

Rex

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static electricity...we have ground straps we are required to wear when we load fabric rolls.

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Blax neva relax

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This "incel" thing you are using is
itself projecting yourself as so called " incel"
Do not be afraid of the failure. Try again. You will learn. Only with mistakes do you develop understanding.
basically go ask out a chick or dude, you beta, and you will graduate in an alpha over time
you are not stuck as one or the other, just as an alpha can become weakened and timid as a beta

Fuck off with all that reading and writing and shit. That was nerve gas.

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10/10 form
2/10 for the landing.

Hey, heard you guys don't like over sized loads....

Long live the kang

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only if it means I get more responses from you to experience

Bus a cap

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wot

Nature is cruel to whoever goes against her.

Lol. You rang

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Wow, Blacks really don't like seeing anyone raising them selves up.

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Based Grandma

Wipipo

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Nog r8

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I can almost smell how stupid these two an their families were

Big kahuna rex

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Throwing doggo out of airplane

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Geniuses at work.
Why not take a few at a time instead of the whole thing at once?
Goes for them trying to rescue him too.
"Shit I somehow can't lift all of them at once, better start running in circles and panic like the monkey that I am."

Projecting

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Boing

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honestly, women deserve this. cunts who want to act like there is no danger in the world and everything would be okay if everyone just put their guns away and sang kumbaya. yeah you need to die

got me kek

This seems to stem from a projection of one's own perception of one's self worth. This hierarchal "I want someone's attention" and "Someone wants my attention" is frequently measured within your head in order to balance out the amount of neglect you have experienced firsthand. Recreating the experience by "paying it forward" in the polar opposite end of the scene creates familiarity and the instinct to act for one's own survival based on observation, to level up and climb up the food chain
It is a clever human condition upgrade. Thank goodness for the ability to adapt.

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Fake

Seems more like a good way to sort out the retards.

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Nigger

Of all the other fucked up webms in this thread, the viewer of this particular one is the one who shall be "rekt"

Nog first drive by

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Yeah, this kind of technology is the universe's way of developing harder to notice natural selection devices

>Of all the other fucked up webms
Oh my sweet summer child.

Wait for doggo wokd alive.

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>watch him type out another ten lines of neurosis

Murica!!

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Thot rex

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humor
humiliation
tits
/10

thatll b a keeper

Anyone have sauce on the girl hit with the log and seizing?

Yesh,, she got hit upside the head with a log and seizure followed. Some say nerve gas

In the voice of David Attenborough.

Observe how the she nig even though badly wounded instinctively adopts the she boon mating position at the end. One can only assume that this is how nigs conduct their mating rituals and how all nigs are conceived.

Bitch I said sauce, not story.

I really really don't like Mexicans.

Whelp... He'll never work again.

all i know is if i was a hot white woman i'd only want nigger jizz pumped inside me so i could have a black babby, i would need a tall, athletic, coal-black nigger bull with a 10 inch BBC though (the kind that's thick and has a fireman's helmet head)

*drools*

I was trying to setup the connotation that I found the dog innocently being thrown was "more fucked up" than actual gore, but I failed to convey a sarcastic message through digital text

finally, someone who understands what I'm doing

That's actually pretty kind of him to only throw the fork down. Usually their people will just start hitting the new wife.

Whoops... Looks like we got a Massive Propane leak. Better Start this Combustion engine.

>Stupid Third World Fucks Will Never Build Anything.