Bad bad day bros, my gf gets out of jail tomorrow from doing a few days...

Lied I meant and I'm with her because I love her legitimately

Kick her out mf..

Shit, I guess it's a must then. Damn shame I'm not the type to use her then lose her cause she kinda deserves it.

Dude. Found out my wife of 17 years did the same thing. Found out she had lied to me our whole lives.

If she lied about something that inconsequential, and also was able to land herself in jail I say just remove her from your life.

Unfortunately this.

That's fucked bro, I don't get why they do this shit especially if they got a dude that's not doggin on other chicks

What was the lie, exactly? Did she claim to have four partners, but really have 40 or did she claim to have never fucked a nigger, but fucked a nigger? Because one of these is forgivable.

I was feeling this type of advice in my gut personally, I gotta agree with you

yeah what were the specifics of the lie? difficult to offer perspective otherwise

She claimed out of her past partners only one didn't use a condom I have proof that's false because she had a pregnancy scare she was telling her friend about. The ex in this case in a guy she has also apparently lied about sexually which makes me think she's hiding something more. And what I mean is she'd joke and say his game was weak but she boasted to her girlfriends about it being great

Had me thinking I was only the second guy to raw her

So half your gripe is that she's trying to spare your feelings by downplaying a past bf?

Nah I'm not upset over that just suspicious I wouldn't lie to spare feelings by any means myself, small lies mean bigger ones later

If you give her the boot, you should at least let her stay until she gets on her feet. Getting out if the slam is rough. Let her sleep on the porch.

Lmao I feel that I'll extend the offer

Why was she in the slammer 4

She's on probation and failed urine tests for thc, this is her second go around with that shit every time she fails three tests she has to do three days basically

She sounds like a winner.. get the fuck out.. it’s not going to get any better..

Probation for what

>Dont do this one thing, we're going to test you for it just letting you know ahead of time, if you pop positive you're going to jail for a few days
>does it anyways
Was she dropped on the head as a child or was she just born this stupid?

I get that feeling, I've had it for a bit honestly..

Probation for a driving violation nothing too serious except driving with no license

You know idk lmao her childhood wasn't great, we grew up together so I know that for sure. But this shit it so annoying, probably self control issues honestly. She could use bipolar meds sometimes maybe that's why the weed is so hard to quit

Why not get her a hammock and cup of java.. shit give her foot massage..

>doesn't have a license
>goes to jail
>lies
She is a garbage human and offers nothing to anyone, get rid of her.

I gotta pick her up in four hours, she has nobody else. Even more reason to not lie to me.

Awesome shit.. just a perfect old friend who become your girlfriend, who lies, no license, fucking up her drugtest, fucking around... can’t wait to see what’s next. Hmmm let’s see, crying to you so you take her back, you are lame..

She has her "girlfriends" that she'll tell the truth to, let her stay with them.
This might end up alienating a lot of mutual friends.

Don’t fall for it.. even if you know her.. don’t do it.. she will find somebody else to fuck over in a few days..

She had qualities i like, go fuck yourself.

Facts, it already has and yeah i didn't even think of that, im not picking her up then lmao time to wake her friend up

Quality’s like what? Tell me.

A pussy hidden behind fat

Shouting go and fuck my self when you are getting fuck’t over.. sure thing mr lame

Well for starters i held a flame for her since i was young. She at one point seemed to be straightforward and honest. She didn't put out slutty vibes and i had seen her shut dudes down without hesitation simply because she wasn't a hoe then. I guess that changed at some point. She is a hell of a cook too, first girl I've been with that can cook at all really. She keeps my house up constantly and she seemed to be so caring. After ever back day she'd massage me i mean like top quality parlor massage. I guess the majority of what i fell in love with was fake.

Hahaha.. I had enough of this shit..

Fat pussy is the best pussy, grow up

Good luck mr lame.. they are plenty of women often you do that shit . But they are not coning peps..

This doesn't matter at all..

You wouldn't tell her all the nasty shit you did if you felt ashamed of it and thought it would turn her away. Grow up. She obviously didn't tell you because this would be your reaction.

Its also not hard to not go to jail. Only poor and stupid people go to jail. That should be your reason for breaking up with her.

Lol she didn't tell me so she lied it's not what she lied about it's that she lied. I'm honest about everything from my past with my partner so I consider myself grown in that aspect.

Let me ask this, do any of her lies make you think she's been cheating on you? If they do then I'd say confront her about it, and if you still think she's lieing break up. Idk if all your signs and gut say that then you have to confront her,bring up how you know she lied about stuff and just tell her to be straight with you.

Yeah that was my first thought, I'm going to give her a chance to confess and explain just to see how she takes it and no I can't say I've found anything that suggests cheating except her snap history. I got into her acc and changed her email to a fake, got her data and she had been snapped multiple times by the same dude two weeks ago on the same day, no media shared though and the log obviously doesn't save the text of the message

a girl i had a crush on at work started dating the meth mouth guy

SIC TRANSIT GLORIA MUNDI

Do you recall anything two weeks ago? Like did she go out alone for an extended period of time, I'm sorry man. Sometimes I don't understand how if one person cares about another how they can lie or cheat. But definitely give her the opportunity to explain, and yeah she might get upset you looked through her stuff, but if she does act that way to me personally she could be hiding something. Definitely bring that up tho cause who knows what she could be lieing about.

I don't recall anything odd in particular two weeks ago. I don't get it either I honestly have been nothing but good to her curving strange here and there even curved my neighbor just yesterday and sent a message to her FB so I wouldn't forget to tell her about it when she got out. Because the neighbor girl is supposed to be her friend

you sound insecure. who cares who she rawwed years back if she doesn't have stds now. You love her so grow up.

Dude it's not insecurity I don't give a fuck she rawed him it only matters that she told a lie. You can't trust a liar bro that is the issue.

If she’s as beautiful as the chick in ops pic then you have to go for it!!

Idk, I'd be pretty upset if my girl went to jail, I hate to say it but if it doesnt work out, I truly hope you find someone who will treat you good and you do the same to them.

Agree 100%

Grow the fuck up you loser

my greatest fantasy is to hide in the closet and jerk off while she gets fucked to climax by a hung black dude.
Once I’ve blown my load I would try to sneak away, but they would catch me and start calling me names like ‘little stinky man’,laughing at me as I hobble away, hunched over, with cold jizz still dripping from my flaccid sticky cock.
Fuuuck I am diamonds just thinking about it!!
Should I tell her?

Appreciate it bro

For real, apparently some people don't give a shit if they're lied too. But still think they're opinion fucking matters. I asked for help and advice and b delivered, thanks to those that gave it.

wtf

Not me the op dumb troll ass nigga with a fetish for black dudes I guess, projecting his shit on my thread

that makes sense. Lol I thought you were a black dude!

LMFAO I'm dead nah I'm actually white with a wee bit of Irish just raised in the right place to fool people on b I guess

so have you ever let your gf stick something in your ass?

Uh nah that'd be a bit too gay for me my ass is untouched as it should be and will remain, why, you get off on that shit son?

It just you were taking about jerking off while you watched some guy plough your missus, I thought you might be a bit gay

grow up you absolute pussy, jesus christ that is the most virgin thing i've ever heard.... Chances are she will have taken a bigger dick so it's up to you to give her the better sex.. Big dick does not mean good sex.

How’s her neck game? That would be a big part of my decision

You must be an ugly motherfucker. I have always had a side chick through all my relationships. Keeps me on my shit

23yo virgin here.. why does she have darker skin around the vag?