Showing a friend Yea Forums for the first time

Showing a friend Yea Forums for the first time.

Give me your best

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Hey there

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This a wholesome place, user. Don't give him the wrong impression.
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Yea Forums is hell. I go on once in awhile to try and find a decent post thats serious and all I get is porn and people calling everyone nigger. Other than that its alright.

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Fucking new fags go back to plebit

Get a load of this nigger

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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Fight me bitch

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No one's posted cp yet I'm surprised

The hero we didn’t deserve right here

Do you like fucking bitches?

No Pizza here fam

Check these trips fellas

Only yourself is listenink to you comrade

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No

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just go to ur nearest trap thread. voila. ur welcome

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nigger i got banned for posting that some months back

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...I'm oldfag and still remember the good old times. This was the place, where the real ceativity of the net was at home, the place of the originals, great god-memes! It was not against 'niggers', it was against every filthy human beeing! There was blood and gore, violence and bloodshed. When the mods where asleep, there where well populated and much apreciated pedo-threads wher sometimes strange creatures, called white knights, showd up, only to be thrown out and yelled at by all the fellow Yea Forumstards. Yea Forums was everything, Yea Forums was anonymus, Yea Forums was the center of the web. And now look what we have left today... stroll around young one, cry at the ruins that are left.

A waste of your precious time. Nothing human here.

Samefag: I was here when cockmongler came to life and 2 or 3 years before. And the pool was always closed. Gloryous times... i miss Yea Forums. Thats the main reason I come back from time to time and leave disapointed.

Lol you don't have any friends

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I've been coming here since 2015 and even then people said the same shit.... looks like I'll never experience the REAL Yea Forums.

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Suck your friend's earlobe gently. Do it for me, in my stead. He wants it. Leave this board and come back only after he comes hard enough to love you forever for it.

10 yeares ago was already too late, sorry pal.

Around 2005 - 2009 that where the gloriouse times.

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Hope your nigger friend likes dogs

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Sooo... there you got it. Oldfags like me are whining about how shitty this place became, some necrophilia you aparently could get banned for these days, some racism and rekt stuff. And some strange things. Surprising that we had so few porn pics in this thread, because this seems to be the main item of Yea Forums these days.

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This is not good. For his barber.

This place is dead, and your generation sucks

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Fuck yeah

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Noice copypasta oldfag. Here is mine:
List of sex move

African Safari While doing a chick in the ass, scream "I've got AIDS!". Pull out, jump on her back and slap her ass and hold her by the hair and see how long you can stay on. Also known as the Buckin' Bronco.
Alabama Hot Pocket Spread her wide and poop inside. Take your woman and or lady friend by the pussy lips, spread 'em wide open, and hover your shithole above her pisshole. (PISSHOLE=/=VAGINA) Take a dump. If aimed correctly, your sweet doo doo filling may fill her (hopefully crust/flaky) vagigi, much like how a hot pocket is filled with whatever it is they fill them with.
Alabama Mudd Machine A perverse sexual act. This act involves two males in a sexual act where one male inserts his penis into the anus of another male. The other male then defecates all over the other male. The happenings afterwards typically digress into something along the lines of the infamous 2girls1cup video.
Alaskan Heatstroke Invite a girl over on a chilly fall night for a quiet evening of star gazing, secrets, and herbal tea. Sit her down outside and once the tea boils pour it directly down her throat. When the ensuing scream occurs, stuff your dick down her throat for an extra toasty treat on an cold night.
Alaskan Pipeline After a girl takes a shit, stick said shit in the freezer. After twenty-four hours, she should remove it from the freezer, then use it to masturbate. (If your girl does this while you watch you become obligated to eat that fudgesicle).

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in case he's Swedish

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This is degenerate and you should gas yourself edgy autist

Boo hoo baby can't handle a little gore?

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Go cum in your sock /b degenerate

Cumsocks are fucking disgusting. I just cum on the floor then wipe it up.

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Kek, this one is nice

>be 28
>going to a restaurant
>ordering a pizza pie
>i said no ansjovis wtf
>girl says sorry i say is ok
>eat pizza pie while lying
>go outside wait till restaurant closes
>walk up to girl call her a bitch
>yelling I SAID NO ANSJOVIS CUNT
>punch her repeatedly in the left eye
>shit stars bleeding she yells "whyyyy whyyyyy"
>take her head and place it above my cock
>let blood pour on cock
>shove it in her mouth NOW SUCK IT
>manager comes out yells WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
>grab my pistol and blast him twice
>then blast girl in skull with my cock inside her mouth
>let blood pour all over my cock
>feels good man
>escape and go home
>masturbate with her blood still on my cock

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Show boy pussy or gtfo. Faggot

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Believe it or not this man actually survived

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I am le coolface.
I am le cooler than you.
Reddit and 9gag are evil don't got there.

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I will show you where her body is.

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why do people post shit like this

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how do you like this>?>

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That is so cool.

Shut the fuck up you stupid fucking cry baby Nigger

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>Satan devours christians

Guess nobody cares about rules 1 and 2 anymore.... Then again with all this faggotree what's the difference

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So basically you want to show your friend what kind of degenerate you are
fapping to traps and lolicon
posting logshit
posting raypistshit
posting unfunny reddit/9gag content
posting reposts
posting the same thread with the same copypasted text every single day again and again

you sir are already are a degenerate and unless you want to tell your friend how you are actually attracted to dicks and want to suck your friends one this is no place anyone would ever recommend to his friends. at least nobody visiting Yea Forums, newfag
also rule 1 & 2 always count, not only during raids

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Lmao, sure thing faggot. At least OP isn't a piss-drinking cunt like you.

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lmao, jokes on you, i love drinking piss, faggot.

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Niggers really love weed eh?

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OMG bro! Too soon!! Like WTH?

Finally! Someone said it.

Drive monkey! Drive !

Too soon

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kys