Any lawyer fags here that can help an user out?
I was a retard, I got drunk one night and texted my asshole neighbor a bunch of nasty messages and got charged with harassment. They locked me up for 19 days and the DA doesn't want to give me a deal. They charged me with a hate crime cause he's a kike and I texted a bunch of anti-Semitic stuff to him up to and including The Hitler did Nothing Wrong Mountain Dew meme. I also am a kike yet they still charged me with a hate crime. I find out in a few weeks if they are dropping that charge but either way I'm ready to leave the harassment charge isn't going anywhere and the hate crime if it sticks is prison for sure for multiple years. I got my passport in the mail today. I have access to enough money to be ok. I know they will extradite me out of Mexico and Canada since I was charged with a felony. I would be traveling with an old dog and a young dog so I don't want to go across the world if I don't have to. Any suggestions as to where I should go? I've been looking up extradition laws but it confuses me cause I'm a retard. Can any lawyer fags swing me in the right direction? Ideally I want to be on a beach where I can smoke weed and do coke and fuck hookers. Is the Dominican Republic the answer? Any help would be greatly appreciated thanks Anons
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Jesus dude, you really jewed yourself on this one.
upload screenshot of the text
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>Dominican Republic
Don't come here unless you're street savvy and smart, have a friend that's basically your family or yo have so much money that you don't care in what you're going to waste it. Don't know about drugs, but I guess this shithole has enougth to make it easy to get.
i deleted them the next day , i got high and was wtf thats retarded , it was just horrible stuff that any normal human being would be disgusted by, you guys would love it though
Not sure if jumping ship and fleeing the country is right choice. They'll still get you in the DR. Nut up and take the charge or shell out the cash for good legal defense and get a deal.
find this hook-nosed shekel-hoarding neighbor of yours and put him in the oven at 350 degrees fahrenheit until he's medium-rare. serve with a side of mashed taters and gravy.
i just want freedom, weed , coke, and hookers , and a safe place for my dogs to chill
>They'll still get you in the DR
do you know the extraditon laws and if yes can you point me to a website , the ones i read were confused lawyer shit, im a retard
>shell out the cash for good legal defense and get a deal.
i already dropped 50k on a lawyer , im done leaving my life in other peoples hand if i dont have to user, i hope i can get a deal but i need to be ready sir
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Understand the part about lawyer. Current lawsuit ongoing for a clear and police reported not at fault collision currently in litigation for 100k+. Im not a legal scholar no I dont know about extradition laws. But from common sense and a basic enough understanding on the reach of our Government and agencies they can get you anywhere if they want to. Like I said your a few yrs are not shit, your not a serial killer or bank robber.
i may just head to Vietnam, its a loooooong plane ride for my dogs, but they have no deal with the US, and Buddism is their main religion so they are chill , im done playing their game sir
Prepare your anus.
if you commit suicide, you won't have to worry about it any longer. And if you kill your dogs at the same time, you can all be in heaven together. Or hell, whichever is your preference.
I admire your balls quite simply sir. If I could drop everything (which I can I just dont have the balls, anyone CAN) I would. Vietnam sounds good, even though theyre communist and I dont know much about their people or Westerners living their but fucking God Speed user
faggot
the only reason why i havent an hero is my dogs i cant do that to them
any suggestions gentlemen? im all ears....
preciate you fam
yup no fucks given sir , none, just want my fucking freedom , im done playing their game
not this kike sir, the only thing my asshole is preparing for is are rimjobs from hookers
>I also am a kike yet they still charged me with a hate crime
Don't niggers call each other nigger all of the time? No one seems to care about that.
>text jew motherfucker rude messages
>go to prison for years
what, did you threaten to kill him in retribution for jews jewing jesus?
Anyway, for future reference, don't tangle with jews. You will lose.
thanks retard
Go to Ecuador. They're known for telling the us to go fuck themselves on extradition, plus drugs and hookers are legal there (selling drugs is not) also the currency there is just us dollars which is convenient
thank you sir, this is what im talking about, also i already know an intermediate amount of Spanish
if you're a jew you should already have been a lawyer. what are you doing?
En serio? Porque hablas español y dónde lo aprendiste? La clase del español en la escuela secundaria era terrible cuando yo iba.
>En serio? Porque hablas español y dónde lo aprendiste? La clase del español en la escuela secundaria era terrible cuando yo iba.
duolingo and other pods, i understand it better than i can speak it, i studied it in high scholl years ago and some of it stuck
Good thing i've already got somewhat of a college education in the states. I look forward to advancing yo espanol en Ecuador
im going to vietnam gentlemen , i find out if they drop the hate crime in a few weeks, if they dont i will be planing my trip the next day , either way im planning the trip fuck their harassment charge, i texted a dipshit, thye werent threars just anti semitic bullsit, im done playing their game, i never hurt anyone
god bless
Your situation makes me so happy I don't make super retarded decisions while drunk. Good luck not getting fucked user.
I vote Russia or China depending on which language you think will be easier to learn.
When you look in the mirror, you will discover who the 'asshole neighbor' truly is.
lawyer fag here, what state are you in?
i want a warm place
you dont think i already know that fuckwad? trust me i learned my lesson , not sticking around for the rest of their nigger shit
nevada
That's not a felony, that's a misdo. Don't be a pus and run from that. Get a lawyer and beat it. 1st Amendment. They could have blocked your number, they wanted you to get in trouble.
>wanting warm place
Should have thought of that before you decided to fuck up this bad lol. Russia and China would be the safest, from what I could tell the other options are third world shitholes. China is probably warm most of the time if you go south.
i agree but user its a felony and a hate crime already dropped 50k on a damn good jewish lawyer , im here for now in a few weeks i find out if the hate crime is going to trial , they wont give me a deal cause the da is a kike, i fucked up, in any event the day after they dont drop the hate crime im planning my trip , and honestly im not sticking around for a trial either even if its just harassment, they dont want to give me a deal that sfine they can have the trial with out me there
See
>But from common sense and a basic enough understanding on the reach of our Government and agencies they can get you anywhere if they want to.
Nig not OP, you can't run form the US gov't in this hemisphere. It's grubby hands are to deep in it. You gotta go to Russia or some other shit hole in Asia. Even Africa is a no go.
Take the time nigger and learn from your fuck up. Maybe you will get out early and not face any time if you have a clean record.
itt jew bullies jew and gets arrested for being a jew
>some other shit hole in Asia
ive made my decision, Vietnam
Lawfag checking in. Wut city and state did this happen?
Your luck depends on what court and who the prosecutor is.
>What plea did you enter during your arraignment?
>what evidence do they have on you?
>what priors do you have?
>what medication do you take?
>when is your next hearing?
Don't go there nigger. We have good relations with them. I mean like West Asia.
CIA and FBI have a presence in 'nam.
The following countries have been known to refuse U.S. extradition requests, despite having treaties: Bolivia, Ecuador, Iceland, Nicaragua, Switzerland, Venezuela and Zimbabwe
las vegas
not guilty
the texts he gave them
i was arrested 15 years ago for weed in florida, charges dropped. 5 years ago i got a misdemeanor charge for disturbing the peace or some bullshit also in florida
i was at the time eating 800 mg of thc legal medically which warped my sense of reality
in a few weeks i find out if the hate crime gets dropped
These countries currently have no extradition treaty with the United States:
Afghanistan, Algeria, Andorra, Angola, Armenia, Bahrain, Bangladesh, Belarus, Bosnia and
Herzegovina, Brunei, Burkina Faso, Burma, Burundi, Cambodia, Cameroon, Cape Verde, the Central
African Republic, Chad, Mainland China, Comoros, Congo (Kinshasa), Congo (Brazzaville), Djibouti, Equatorial
Guinea, Eritrea, Ethiopia, Gabon, Guinea, Guinea-Bissau, Indonesia, Ivory Coast, Kazakhstan,
Kosovo, Kuwait, Laos, Lebanon, Libya, Macedonia, Madagascar, Maldives, Mali, Marshall Islands,
Mauritania, Micronesia, Moldova, Mongolia, Montenegro, Morocco, Mozambique, Namibia, Nepal,
Niger, Oman, Qatar, Russia, Rwanda, Samoa, São Tomé & Príncipe, Saudi Arabia, Senegal, Serbia,
Somalia, Sudan, Syria, Togo, Tunisia, Uganda, Ukraine, United Arab Emirates, Uzbekistan, Vanuatu,
Vatican, Vietnam and Yemen.
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Go to Israel and claim the other Jew was a faggot and beg to the religious courts
i may got there absolutely
but tehy have a treaty with americunt
vietanm has no treaty and hookers and weed and beaches
>How long ago was the incident?
>And did they do a toxicology report?
jewishvirtuallibrary.org
"Haven for all Jews regarding extradition"
Israel will btfo the U.S
The basics. Regardless of jurisdiction can they prove it was you on your phone?
october 2018
no
checked and i assume they can im not a lawyer but i got a good jewish one
What you don't get is that many of these nations have SOFA agreements with the USA. Which means we give them military aid. Which means the USA has leverage to get you ass.
Example: Qatar has the largest USA military base in the Middle East. You think if you are a felony nigger in Qatar those sand niggers won't turn you in???
Sure.
trial is set for sept 9 2019
ive been going to NA 5 days a week and i got a job in a synogogue , my lawyer told me to do , so i did and do 5 days a week NA is cool and the synogogue is ok but i fucking hate religion
Bosnia is a good European country if you avoid the bad parts
i need to find out the real rules from a real lawyer user, with all due respect, its not that i dont believe you i just need to gtfo of their bullshit and if there isnt a treeaty i need to know exaclty what all that means
internationalextraditionblog.com
Hate crime isn't on here, move to Israel OP
I'm a lawyer. Everything you posted is complete horseshit lying ass grade a bullshit.
Just kill yourself for lying.
Hate crimes aren't merely texting you lying piece of shit. They'd need a lot to charge you with anything remotely close. Weapons, intent of malice, and things I'm not going to mention because you're a fucking liar.
Main reason I know you're lying, you've posted nothing specific about the actual crime.
Also if you're charged with a felony, they suspend your passport you lying nigger.
im not lying trust me this is all happening , im not a fucking attention whore neckbeard , none of it makes sense but trust me its happening
ur mom
>Also if you're charged with a felony, they suspend your passport you lying nigger.
I'm also sending the thread to the FBI in Nevada tomorrow. So we will know if this nigger is lying or not.
Also alcohol in a toxicology report would absolve you of any intent of malice.
Just an hero liar.
i was under the influence of 800 mg of thc, i thought he was in my house i texted him a knife and said if i find you in my house i will use this, he claimed i went over to his house in the pretrial hearing its his word against mine, i literally texted him "im hungry for jew blood"
implying they arent already watching it
THC takes away all hatred. This is another strike on your lying. Just die
Also sage
>im hungry for jew blood
That's a meme.
kek
He's lying
Alright if you're not lying, what's the docket # so we can confirm anything?
>Implying I care
Entertainment is yarn
whatever it was fun for a little while laters fgts
You're not leaving, your passport is suspended. They'd arrest you at the gate for trying to flea a felony charge.
why did they send it to me? i applied for it a few months ago the day after a hearing, why would they send it to me if its suspended?
bullshit retard they dont know im fleeing im allowed to travel
FINALLY someone else said it, thank you user. I was beginning to lose hope.
im going to israel im a kike they are my people and i love them cept that rhinokike who was my neighbor
and im done this was retarded
It'll work user
Good luck in Israel with the rest of the Jews
You're done being called out on your obvious bullshit? Good
user godspeed I wish the best you degenerate bastard you
What are the exact legal statutes they cited in the charges against you?
i d k , lawyer speak nigger shit
Near the US, Cuba and Venezuela are the only countries in the Americas that have no extradition treaties. Your Jew gold would probably go farther in Venzuela, but it is more dangerous than Cuba. Don't fly direct to Cuba, they automatically check passenger rosters through Don database. Walk or drive across the border to Mexico, fly from there. Godspeed, you hooknosed Christ-killer, and always remember:
Hitler did no wrong.
checked and i love you
if you think im lying fuck off
Literally calm down.
69 checked and ya im a good one , i just got caught up in their game and im over it
I love the thought that a /pol/ fag got BTFO'd because he forgot he's not on the internet.
What a good feeling.
i cant i owe it to my dogs to be free and be there for the old one , i dont want to be locked away in the waning time of his life
How do you expect answers to a specific legal question if you don't give the specific legal code you were cited with?
yup i did enjoy it fgt
They'll bust you at the airport. user that recommends Cuba is right. They got cop-killing black panthers that have chilled for 50 years there.
i just want to know where to flee asshole , i got a lawyer for all that shit sir
>Any lawyer fags here that can help an user out?
Sure, which way did you come in?
no they wont im not wanted im allowed to travel
gonna fly out of mexico
I ask because I can't find a felony harassment code in the nevada revised statue section, all I see is NRS200.571 which is a misdemeanor, you may want to consider a new lawyer if they are telling you it is a felony unless you can provide the code of the statute you are being cited under.
dude i was in jail for 19 days, they put me on house arrest for two months after that , it was felony
What jail?
fuck off
Bergen - Belsen concentration camp
OY VEY
The only reason you would be in jail for harassment without being sentenced was if you couldn't post bail.
House arrest isn't a thing they impose until you have accepted it as terms of probation or parole after sentencing since you are innocent until proven guilty.
Why can't you just provide the statue code to make things easier to assess?
Was is state or federal nigger? Why did they release you?
you niggers dont know shit , trust me i lived it , i am cureently living it
Says the ignorant nigger who doesn't even know the crime he is being charged with.
If so then just give some bit of proof. Photo of charge sheet. Fuck I'll make it easy. Who's your judge?
Kek, wouldn't the charge be federal not state?
i dont trust you ngrfgts
they want me to goto israel, i may end up there but prolly heasded to cuba or vietnam flying out of cuba , god bless you glorious bastards
First sentence? Get a lawyer and cry your eyes out in court. Maybe the lawyer can reach a settlement. Better than beeing on the run forever because of this bs.
im getting 6 tattoos tomorrow , im dat nigga that dont gaf
i already dropped 54k on lawyers sir
No, harassment is governed by state laws.
>2/10 bait.
Summer faggot.
Word. Yeah I'm still confused about the Bering in jail for 19 days part. And the 'house arrest.' Or the I'm charged with a felony but can fly.
Could it be this nigger is just retarded and has no clue the facts of his own case?
So you trust the entirety of Yea Forums with your specific felony plan to flee from crimes including specific details about what you did, but posting a generic state statute code that can't possibly identify you somehow crosses the line of trustworthiness?
whatever im drunk now fuck off weeboo
Hey dudes! This didn't happen. :)
and i dont know that statute i have a lawyer for that
Federal court is for dealing with major shit and lawsuits between states, do you seriously not understand how fucked the federal court system would be if it had to deal with every single minor harassment accusation that occurred in every single state?
driving to mexico, flying out of there
If you were living this, your lawyer would still be giving you shit loads of paperwork and the charges would be repeated over and over on your arraignment paperwork and every single piece of paperwork your lawyer gives you.
How the fuck do you get "years in prison" for texting a bunch of random racist shit? Go to AA ya drunken bastard. Seriously though, wishing all the best. Fuckin Jews man...
for real and they wonder why the world hates them , and im a kike and i love them
I'd go to Vietnam. They're friendly and accepting towards U.S citizens and is a generally expat filled place. You won't be wrongfully detained like in China or Russia either.
checked i dont keep that shit , i just goto NA and sysnogogue like a good boy 5 days a week , i got my passport today im done playing their game
thak you
No I don't.
>Cross the border
>wrongfully detained
>Russia
>China
Edward Snowden
Look nigger, you can drop the front, we all know you are a lying nigger who made up an elaborate story that doesn't check out simply to justify asking how to flee from your child support payments like a typical nigger.
Just do what your lawyer says. Dont run, that's so stupid
i amm i volunteer 5 days a week i goto NA 5 days a week i goto synogogue 5 days a week all for texting a rhinokike , they want to charge me with a hate crime im so FOKCING out
they want to take this to trial im so FOCKING out
i got dogs , i love my dogs , i AM NOT FOOCKING GOING BACK TO JAIL , and am not FOCKING leaving their side again
We all assume the jews have that kind of power. Fuck them both.
PLOT TWIST FUCKLORDS: one of my dogs died in the pound, i refuse to leave the other two surviving ones, i will FOCKING NOT leave their sides
lawyer said i had to goto california for "an evaluation" my heart stared to collapse in my chest, i got x rays today ..
Fuck American justice.
>confirmed, he fucks his dogs.
X ray for what?
chest pain from all this stress
from all this nigger shit , the criminal justice system is one huge Stanford Prison Experimant
*ment
and im a kike not a nigger, niggers get rsailroaded like they are animals
niggers dont got 54k to drop of a FOCKING lawyer
Those two things are not mutually exclusive you stupid nigger kike.
No kike would waste that kind of money on a misdemeanor and in nevada harassment is only a misdemeanor or a gross misdemeanor if you keep getting charged with harassing someone you have already been convicted of harassing.
thats fair , but my skin is white , and i have jew gold
>goodboy
it wasa felony fgt trust me i spent 19 days in jail and 2 months on house arrest
dipshit cunt
i know he is
You can’t be arrested for what you said when you were drunk, if you can prove you were drunk. Under the influence, altered state of mind, and all that, provided that you can also prove you didn’t drive anywhere, & didn’t physically harm or threaten to harm your neighbor. If you did, they can add dui/dwi and aggravated assault.
Get a good lawyer in your state & they’ll throw all that out.
Why California if you live in Nevada? That's weird. Did they do an EKG or an MRI?
How are you feeling? Sounds pretty fucking stupid all over a text message. You need to take care of yourself user. Try yoga and meditation.
Then show me a felony harassment statute in nevada, it doesn't even have to be the one you are charged with, even though that should be the easiest for you to cite since you are living it.
makes sense . i never hurtt the kike was just texts , its all so fucked im headed out im done woth therir nigger shit
>You can’t be arrested for what you said when you were drunk, if you can prove you were drunk.
That defense works for drunk drivers And people who threaten federal judges.
GO FUCK YOUR MOTHER
i cant prove shit, i was for sure under the influence though , they treat you like a nigger in this cuntry
Are you familiar with federal crimes or nah
its so stupid im done playi ng their game gonna fuck hookers far far far away im over it
You obviously aren't since you didn't cite a federal statute governing harassment since there are none that aren't specifically workplace sexual harassment statutes.
No doubt. Think these niggers are just putting pressure on you. From the sounds of it, they don't have much to go on. So they want to stress you out.
Stay calm you are gonna beat this. Good chance you lawyer is in good with the DA's anyway. Shits all set up. You pay the lawyer, the pay the DA.
How are you holding up?
Is that a normal thing in your family, is that why you are so retarded and bad at lying?
lmao what a fucking joke
harassment is not a hate crime, you can't be sentenced to prison for just sending hitler memes
sad larp, saged
You guys have legal prostitution in Nevada right?
>Dude, it’s your first amendment right to free speech
Stopped after that. That's is some dumb shit an ignorant nigger says. 1A has limts faggot.
It does not. Why it’s #1. Why the kkk blm and Donald trump are allowed to spew their garbage without fear of going to jail no matter how wrong they are.
goto drive to the hick toen an hour away called pahrump, i did it once she jizzed all over my balls
Clear and Present Danger
Time, Place, Manner
Government Secrets
Slander and Liable
>durp free speech.
its real fgt and im out if they want to charge me with that nigger shit so FOCKING out my nigga gonna FUCK hookers in vietanma without a single fuck to give
Wrong.
Fuck, how much dose it cost? It is a ranch or some kind of business?
The civil rights act you mong.
im drunk gonna fap and nap god bless fgts
Yet, you still aren't citing anything.
i paid 3 hundo for a "quickie" bitch want a thousand i told her k y s she said ok 3 hundo for 15 min, i fucked her came so hard in a rubber in her she jizzed all over me , was a 6/10 fuck pig , i loved it
That outlaws workplace discrimination has nothing to do with some individual harassing another, dipshit.
i gotta be at the volunteerr place at 9 am fgts then NA then getting 6 tatoos , im drunk smoking one last cig then i guess will monitor this while fapping , love you all for real for FOCING real my niggles
also gotta be at sysnogogue after 6 tats , fuck me
They have hookers in Vegas?
What like shouting “faggot” in a crowded thread? Something that can be easily explained by alcohol? Yeah you are protected.
Slander and libel are protections against the public for companies, jackass. Another thing trump threatens but never does. He wants the 1st amendment restricted. Remember the whole “you’ll be sued like you’ve never been sued before” comment? That’s cos you are wrong and I’m right. Besides, The kike next door would have to prove that drunken texts affected his bottom line, made him a lesser jew in his community.
getting day drink for the tats
and if they send me back to jail im an hero , at that point its over , i will miss my dogs but at that point im done
>it's fire you nigger.
>Slander and libel are protections against the public for companies
slander libel defamation are not just protections against the public from companies nigger. You are fucking retarded.
No fucking shit, dipshit: notice I said “thread” not “theater.” I expected the joke to go over your head, not to smack you retarded. Go back to blowing men for money.
Sue a private individual as a private individual for slander/libel in small claims civil court & call me so the judge and I can laugh at your dumbass.
nolo.com
What's the phone number nigger?
From your own source:
Lines 3,4: Defamation is not a crime
Lines 11,12,13:people should be able to speak freely without fear of litigation over every insult, disagreement, or mistake
Par3: Most opinions don't count as defamation because they can't be proved to be objectively false.
Par4 definition of injurious: the person lost work; was shunned by neighbors, friends, or family members; or was harassed by the press.
Par5: free speech is so important that the speakers should not be constrained by worries that they will be sued for defamation.
Rest of doc: has to be a. Injurious and b. Public.
Just call your mom, ill be ragefucking her for popping out such a fucking moron. I’ll answer.
Damn, son. You got told.
>hurr indivualds can't use for defimantion.
oh shit they can, let me precede to not address the question at hand by try to distract.
What time is your shift over at waffle house?
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