Ruin a first date with one sentence

"Are you a 'b-tard' too?"

I like to browse /b

i want to tongue punch your fart box

>I'm legally required to inform you that I'm a sex offender

So, do you put out?

I have three kids

GIMME SOME

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Sooo... how feminine is your penis?

"as a vegan ancap linux user -"

consent is not a real thing

I’m a full on rapist

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I voted for Trump

the lesions are not herpetic

I have an infant sized penis.

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Pat?

I voted for Hillary

I have AIDS.

Quick question, how many of your fingers can you fit in your asshole?

I want to spend the rest of my life with you

I'm Eric Trump.

Those look like baby-making hips

Do you fuck on the first date like your mother?

"So when we fuck tonight, can you dress up in blackface and pretend to pick heavy ass watermelons while I breed you like the inferior race sows you're supposed to be?"

Nigger poo poo, I’ll suck your teeth bitch

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>3D woman

How much?

I'm jewish.

Hi.

I was late because I finished watching the game and I left my car miles away because it's cheaper to park there.

Yes and she didn't even want me to drive her home.

americanpie

So let me tell you about the bell curve...

>I really like game of thrones.

Does that pussy ooze and stank with that yeast infection?

I browse Yea Forums

Win

He wouldnt stop barking so i jerked him off woth my feet.

In my experience, this is it

I killed my parents.

It puts the lotion on its skin.

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I am 40, live at home with my mom, and my penis is very small.

"Feel free to pay"

Ugh

"My HIV levels are undetectable."

I like trains.

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Got any Valtrex? I'm out...

Can I barf on your face?