Enter bedroom

>enter bedroom
>see this
>wat do?

Attached: A3.jpg (680x1024, 288K)

Other urls found in this thread:

discord
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

Say "oh sorry" and leave her bedroom

Scream at her, "IS MY BED THE OCEAN? I DON'T UNDERSTAND"

>calls plumber to get the fucking ocean out of my room

Wonder why this whore felt the need to fucking flood my bedroom

Ask if she’d like to get BLACKED

"We had to rearrange some stuff for the photoshoot sorry"

WHERE THE FUCK DO I SLEEP? I HAVE WORK TOMORROW.

Get freaked out becasue a naked stranger is in my house, then contemplate calling the police before kindly asking her wtf she is doing in my room without clothes

"Uh wtf? I forget my bedroom was an ocean..."

Fix the water leak

"I'm here for the photoshoot. Don't worry yourself"
"The sand looks comfy."

Attached: a6.jpg (1024x680, 402K)

No, this is some bullshit. I expect compensation.

Curse my doctor for not writing me a prescription for boner pills while she tries out new hypertension meds on me.

"I'll let you keep looking at me"
why would that be a problem?

You up for a competition tonight Amy?

>takes off belt & turns it into a makeshift whip
"I hope you like John Lennon stuff"

"hmm what would that involve?"

Attached: a4.jpg (1024x680, 265K)

She wants my blood pressure stabilized before she'll write me a prescription to offset their most annoying side effects. My girlfriend is nice enough to suck my half-chub after I give her a bunch of orgasms, but it would still be nice to fuck her into submission one of these days.

A couple of guys stroking themselves to your perfect body ( and your friends!) To see who lasts the longest

must be painful browsing the internet full of beautiful nudies
apologies for my unintended contribution to your pain

Thanks, bro. Being 45 sucks balls...lol

"Wouldn't you simply rather have sex with me?"

Attached: A5.jpg (1024x680, 430K)

start working out instead of fucking around on Yea Forums!

Beat her with my fucking crocks for putting sand in my room.
Fucking bitch.

Attached: E38CBF67-647E-4D10-B0A5-4D23CF856E93.jpg (1024x1024, 85K)

Full house checked.

The thought has crossed my mind. I need a hot young girlfriend to motivate me to do some life-changing shit like that. For now, a few beers and fucking around on the chans is a nice way to end the day after 12 hours working at my soul-crushing IT job.

>tfw you have literally thousands of super hot girlfriends on the internet who will get naked for you at any time

Attached: 0.jpg (680x1024, 119K)

Well of course, but there are so many people that want to. We have to figure out a way to decide who is the most deserving!

Wonder where the fuck my room went

"Well OP is busy having a threesome with Hope and Patrycja so he won't mind!"

Attached: A1.jpg (680x1024, 347K)

Well if OP is having a threesome, do you want to invite one of your friends to join us as well?

"Oh is my body not enough to keep your attention?"

Attached: AG1.jpg (664x1000, 132K)

Oh it is Amy, and you know it! But you cant tell me you wouldnt rather be eating out one of your friends while I fuck you!

>bitch is so wet she brings an ocean with her
>user still manages to be oblivious
This is just painful to read.

checkd and mfw

Attached: 1553254783867.jpg (802x840, 234K)

So I'm sleeping outside now on?

give her pregnant

WE GOT TRAPS, WE GOT EGIRLS, WE GOT HIGH PROFILE POSTERS AND INTELLECTUAL DISCUSSIONS! COME JOIN THIS DANK DISCORD SERVER TODAY!

discord
.gg/dV5QnWm

25

Attached: 1384890987670.gif (267x200, 842K)

and more sex after

Panic, probably mag dump my concealed carry into her chest and the call the poloce to report a break in.

OP Gone?

just distracted

Attached: 1.jpg (680x1024, 147K)

thoughts?

Attached: k27.jpg (696x1024, 121K)

My room is a fukin ocean holy shit

Thoughts? Hard to think with the blood loss to my brain

Sorry, I have a girlfriend.

hmmm...

Attached: k24.jpg (1024x681, 111K)

Competition later...?

There’s my poster!

Fuck those tits are so nice

More Monica!!

Be less distracted we need more babes!

God damn those are nice

Keeping thread alive for more

Suck tits becuase why not?

sex.

You've never banged someone in sand before huh that fucking shit gets everywhere.

Wish I didn't always find these threads already dead all the time

I'm here too. Waiting to see if OP comes back

Woah, hey I think you have the wrong room lady. 1145 is mine.

indeed

Attached: AP1.jpg (664x1000, 144K)

my apologies!

Attached: 3.jpg (680x1024, 120K)

It's really late now OP... but I'm down to give these ladies at least an hour before I pass out ;)

Attached: 21.jpg (1024x683, 192K)

Does that mean you'll be sticking around for some fun?

for awhile at least i believe we've met before?

Attached: 2.jpg (680x1024, 126K)

Attached: K5.jpg (683x1024, 135K)

Perhaps once or twice.. or seven

These ladies got me thinking fuck the time, late night competition?

who's your top 3 babes?

Attached: K1.jpg (693x1024, 118K)

Patrycja
Natalina
Ana

Attached: 36.jpg (1600x1067, 430K)

Attached: NM!.jpg (636x955, 114K)

I do love that picture of Hope.
Also OP you never answered me

>

Attached: nm5.jpg (636x955, 84K)

And if not tonight when works for you?

fap away man!
you think i've not started?

Attached: nm9.jpg (955x636, 87K)

Hard to tell without the official thread man!

Fuck natalina has some great lingerie shots

fair point

Attached: 6.jpg (1024x680, 113K)

Attached: NM1.jpg (636x955, 68K)

she lives to satisfy cocks

Attached: Nm2.jpg (636x955, 85K)

"OH MY GOD, TURN OFF THE TAP!"

Even then, theres a difference between a casual and competition fap as well.

sex with her must an imaginable experience, her body type is so rare, not my favorite type but very unique

Attached: Nm6.jpg (955x636, 96K)

Fuck this one is so hot

Rare for sure. I dont think she would ever be my favorite of the girls, but if I got to have a threesome she would always be included.

we know who the perfect goddess is

Attached: PMY16.jpg (680x1024, 113K)

Exactly

So did you ever decide what to do with GND?

not yet! hard to think when all blood is in your dick!

Attached: 23.jpg (800x1200, 95K)

A fair point

Attached: jt1.jpg (1600x1067, 165K)

2 pics in 10 min? Step it up OP! I

A new babe!

Attached: J1.jpg (1067x1600, 207K)

Jessica Workman

Attached: Sample6.jpg (1280x1920, 1.18M)

Definitely a welcome addition

do you like her?

Attached: AC.jpg (1280x1920, 776K)

Not as much as Monica or Amy, but she's still sexy.

i think her breasts are extremely beautiful, and i like how many photos she allowed playboy take of them

Attached: j2.jpg (1067x1600, 211K)

Great tits and face

she was only 18 in these photos. she was extremely eager to get naked and start making penises happy worldwide

Attached: j3.jpg (1067x1600, 193K)

oh yes she's a cutie

Attached: j4.jpg (1067x1600, 198K)

She knew exactly what to do

I gotta get to bed OP. Gonna finish here. Goodnight man

have a good one

Attached: j5.jpg (1067x1600, 228K)