ITT: we act like gentlemen until quads
ITT: we act like gentlemen until quads
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might i inquire what happens after said quads are achieved? usually one would add a consequence to such an occasion.
We act like ruffians, basically. I make these threads all the time, user. If you see a gentlemen thread, it's probably me.
i doth declare that this man is a faggot
mmm yes, quite so. Might we, I dare say my good man, partake in such unscrupulous activities like those African savages?
What a fortuitous happenstance that I did stumble across this threaded verbiage!
Who are you calling a homosexual, good sir?
why not give it the ol switcheroo and give it a different consequence. merely acting like niggers every time goes quite stale. its merely a proposition to consider in the future.
Ah, gentlemen;
I request forgiveness as I seem to have forgot the delectable champagne I had committed to provide
I believe the gentleman is recounting the incident of the original posters inappropriate liaison with another gentleman is questionable ethnic decent
excessively verbose; declined to review
Ok, if we gets quads, we spam "DESU" over and over again
Wtf does ITT mean?
champagne?! good sir what sort of company do you think this is? we either partake in high class brandy or tea!
>drinks tea
Quads? Nigger fuck You! Dubs, sure. Trips, maybe, but quads? Fuck all you motherfuckers, that’s a tall fucking order!
>Cunt queef ass lick hoe!
>Fuck your quads!
I advise you leave commoner.
Language, please
I do say, that is quite the lucky doubles my good sir.
who let this ruffian into this establishment?
I had also heard rumour from the Duke of earlsbury that the originals posters matriarch was a frequent concubine of many a seafarer at Portsmouth docks!
>drinks tea
>puffs cigar
>pours glass of brandy
Good sir, this is for our lowly servants at this fine soiree
This poster does seem to be quite new, doesn't he lads.
>drinks tea
> offers out port and cigars
Do kindly go to slumber you corpulent homosexuals.
>fixes $2000 Rolex watch
Dear dark skinned manhood lover, I beg you to retire to the cotton harvest with the rest of the uncultured youth
ah yes the help do deserve a break every now and again dont they
Sir, this is a gentleman's thread. please take your barbaric tomfoolery, and dispense it elsewhere.
I would like to request a roll
Might as well suggest a good restaurant for it kind sir?
>adjusts tie
I dare say, they don't make women like this anymore
Sir, you seem to be behaving like a man of a heavily melinated epidermis, I request you end this outburst immediately
Excuse me, may I have a light?
OOO! ! A peasant among us?! Quickly! Have the servants shoo it out! And have the maids bleach and mop where it stood!
I believe "roleroo' " is the proper term, good sir
you need merely snap your fingers and one of the help will get right on it
> Offers flaming negro finger to light cigar
Nice doubles yourself laddie
A rolier as we say in the South.
>twirls moustach
You may borrow my zippo; careful now, it's a one of a kind 1963 with 4K Gold plating
intriguing game good sir! qutie enjoyable allow me to partake
>siiiiip
would anyone else like some teacakes?
Quite so, fellow gentleman. *puffs cigar* Most of the... commoners women, dress like the disease riddled females who sell their bodies at flesh houses! Truly no morals!
Well gentlemen I have come in your aid to obtain the quads.
Milk, milk, lemonade; this is where the fudge is made.
>quads is next to impossible.
>fuck, cunt ass cock
CHECK EM, NIGGERS
Bless you, sirs.
a man of such low class is of no aid to anything
Don't mind me good sirs, just lookin for the lost quads of my grandfather's generation.
A fine effort. Now vacate this establishment at once, such profanity will not be tolerated.
what degeneracy! i thought this was a respectable establishment of gentlemen
Remarkably close, dark skinned worker boy.
Soon, these(for lack of a proper word) shores with invade this magnificent establishment.
Dreadful companions, you are. I request you leave this gentleman's thread, little boys.
Impossible, they said, when I told them how rich I'd become. Now they're begging me for a job. Such hypocrisy.
Rolling for wiping with bare hands
Sir, your foul language seems to reveal your peasant status, please hold on while I get my slaves to escort you off these premises
My My! You sure were close, my good man.
Did you just call me a negro?
>cunt asscrack whoreberries schlomo shine
Shameful, I say! That those who represent the upper echelons of society breed with these mongrels! Please excuse the uneducated word I said, my dear fellow. Just winds me up like an old clock!
>grasps handkerchief
>sneezes
Hmm looks like I failed. There is no need to worry I shall try again
Your words have wounded my heart good sir but I must say thank you for the generous (You)
Oh dear! Nearly made me spill my finely aged 1900's scotch! Please mind your manners, chocolate man! I do apologize if manners are above your species, it is, after all, our burden to attempt to enlighten your kind.
How dare you beast! How insufferable, I must demand that you remove yourself from our premises at once!
Sir, if you would like to behave like one of my slaves, then I would be delighted to announce that I have a reservation just for your own self
Look at all those negros playing basketball. My great great grandfather used to own hundreds of them
u may wild tf out gents
May I entertain you with some trips while we wait for quads, fine gents?
Oh, dear fellow, my monocle must have been smudged. Could you please direct me to the nearest quads?
This establishment is lacking something.. dare I say quads?
Please remove this vile pornographic imagery from my premises, good sir!
A fine attempt, good sir.
I do wish thou would halt acting like a negro. Quite un becoming of you sire.
Could some of you gentlemen have your servants teach this colored young chimpanzee the ways of the schooled Negroes ?
I seem to be worried about the current economic situation in the Caribbean, as I have invested into a majority of the joint stock companies the marvelous island has to offer
Perhaps, we can tell tales of victories from greentext to pass the time?
He will be executed immediately, my fine chap.
>snaps for guards
I have a ill feeling about that new pop band, The Crickets, their brand new "Shout and Twist' seems to exude such sexual degeneracy I originally believed only Negroes could be capable of
Quickly! Fetch a servant for something to not let the blood stain this fine oak floor!
I say after we succeed we go to the opposite side of the spectrum and act like african-americans
> I once partook in a game of chess with a highly schooled negro
> After an hour he had me in check mate
> I shot him
> Best childs birthday celebration to date!
*ahem* please direct your attention to these repeating 3s
My dear Sir, I advice you to invest your capital rather into bringing the and vivace islander cookery cleaners into the civilization to serve as relief for the commoners. It is truly a profitable business
NIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGERRRRRRRRR
Here we go
Gentlemen, did one of you call for this girl of ill repute?
OH LAWD GOT DAYUM NIGGA
May the Gods bless me with quads
what the actual fuck!
Holy cunting fuck this fucking twat has only gone and unleashes the motherfucking quads like a nigger fucking mongoloid!
DAMN IT TO FUCK!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK CUNTS
FUCK FAGGOTS
FUCK EVERYBODY
I PISSED IN EVERYBODY'S BRANDY, YOU FUCKING NIGGERS!
FUCK, FAGS HE DID IT! HE FUCKING DID IT. FUCK YOU FILTHY NIGGERS.
WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Ah nevermind
FUCK YE, NIYGAS
FUCK YOU NIGGER
fucking nigger, that's a 1.5 in 10K
OH LAWD, SHITTERS FULL NIGGA
NIGGA NIGGA. FRIED CHICKEN, ALLERGIC TO BITCH NiGGAS
OO OO EE EE AH AH AH EE OO
A fine idea lad, let me offer one of my own.
>Be one fortnight ago
>Attending an extravagant dinner party hosted by the son of a very wealthy paper-mill owner
>One under-dressed gentlemen ironically brings up how filthy the slave boys outside look
>He suggests a man of the host's stature could improve the ambiance of the dinner night by investing in some higher quality curtains
>My face when he doesn't understand that the wealthy aristocrats attending only visit this house because of it's exemplary view of quality slave labor
>My face when this naive fool gets asked if he is a nigger lover at the table
It was truly amusing seeing that low life squirm in his chair.
Check this cunt nogging like he's the motherfucking arch bishop of banterbury!
IMA FEELING IT, WELFARE CHECK IN TODAY.
FREE MY NIGGA TYRONE
FUCK 12
HE AINT DO SHIT
HE DINDU NUFFIN
nice fucking roll bitch
WAIT SHYET IF WE GET QUADS AGAIN DO WE GOTTA GO BACK
AY NIGGAS, LOOK AT THIS VERBOSE ASS WHITE NIGGA, WATCHU GOT CRACKA?
GAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
DAYUUUUUUUUUM
DEAD BRAIN CELLS
Fucker nigger cunt, pee in the asshole, fuck me right in the fucking urethra this piece of 9gager
*Smokes Crack*
*Continues smoking crack*
Why, how dare you bring your crippled rump into this establishment, imbecile!
Fuck all you slags I'm off for a cheeky Nandos!
*begins a long exhale*
*long exhale pt 1*
NYOKKA I AM HAS THE BYIHGGUS DYICK IN THE FHYUCKIN MULTIVERSAL NIGGYA VERSE
*long exhale part 2*
WHICH ONE OF YOU FAGGOTS KEEPS PUTTING BREAD IN THE FUCKING SHITTER?!
*long exhale part 3*
fucking scriptfag
Yall niggers Betta get profane faggotts
*long exhale part 4*
I DID NYUKKA WACHU GONNA DO NYUKKA BITCH ASS PUSSY ASS NYOKKA
*long exhale part 5*
SERIOUSLY, HOW DID THIS NIGGER GET THOSE FUCKING QUADS? THIS GAY GAME SHOULD take THE OPPOSITE AMOUNT OF TIME IT takes YOU CUCKS TO EJACULATE.
*coughs after exhaling for so long*
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
stop making up words, you homolust poster
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetttttttttttttttttttttttt t.
>opposite amount of time
who didn't kill this nigger when he was fleeing the plantation
that was some good ass crack
*pulls out crack pipe and goes in for another hit*
*fucking overdoses on crack*
NOOOOO NOOOOO NIGGA WHY YOU HAVE TO GOO GOO GOOO
CHECK THESE 4's NIGGERS
kek, classic nigger
REACHED OUT TO HIS GHOST
OK, this fag is cheating somehow
IN SLO MO MO
fag
sorry to call you homolust poster, this nigger do is making some sort of fagging
Ah, thank you, good sir, it seems like the servants had gotten out of hand again; I might have to whip them after tonight
NUYYKA DIS NIIGA IS MOTHA FHYUICKIN SAYTAN HOLY MUTHU FUYKIN SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
Fuck you
CHECK THESE 2's NIGGERS
TIME TO JOIN THE BEST FUCKING DISCORD THE WORLD HAS EVER FUCKING SEEN RIGHT FREAKING NOW!
discord
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Hey can somebody help me with my chemistry homework?
I need to know the alpha decay symbol
NO FYUCK YOU NYIKKA
:puffs cigar: so things just went wild. Can someone gets some uppity feminist whores in here so we cam start forcibly impregnating them. :Sips 40 year old scotch: Or from finish on their tits and face because they crave the degradation only a true patriarch can provide their lesser intellects and their craven baser need they attempt to cover with their foolish and immature social ravings.
I doth declare this thread to be a spiderman thread!
you sure about that?
Doth be a good bait friend! I saw you in the last thread. Jolly good show
No I guess not.
>a man of a heavily melinated epidermis
Oh how my abdominal sides ache after engaging in quite the bout of laughter at your elegant description of the rambunctious lad
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
7777 inc
MUTHER FOCKER HE DONE DIDLIDLY DID IT
NIDGER
Pardon me my dear sir, you do mean that this fine chap lays with several ebonic men?
I demand further pictographs of this fine leathered rose my dear sir.
Fo shizzle my dizzle
>inb4 fuck off nigger, lamest quads evurrrr
Two quads on a thread?
M O D S
Oh I love these kinds of threads.