Yo, i'm God. AMA

Yo, i'm God. AMA.

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Why give life? this sucks, man.

Why did you create the Jews? Are we being punished?

Sorry dude, it was an accident, i swear.

1. Can I have all the powers of god?

2. Is that terrible thing ever going to happen to me?

I didnt make the Jews, they kinda just happened.

take it back, man. its not funny anymore, hell, its never been funny.

To answer your first question, no.

To answer your second question, yes.

why did you make this shithole

hey, fucker

i tried to kill myself twice and it didnt fuckin work, hoe

lemme die

Listen, im not all powerful like your leather bound christ books say, im trying just as hard as you to understand it dude. Ill take it back one day, i always do.

Which god

I didnt mean too, bad things like this just tend to happen.

Wow thanks a lot you fucking dick I hope you wind up having to answer to a god one day

I got tabs on you bitch. You do bad things but youre not a bad guy. Ill take you eventually.

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Everyone was wrong dude, my name is Greg. I swear this was all a mistake.

I'LL GET YOU ONE DAY, EXISTENCE X

I have to look in the mirror, just like you my guy. Even gods can die.

Uh, ok. Sorry?

Are traps gay?

Why Africa?

You aren't me

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then lemme fuckin die hoe

ive beat off to every damn loli online, Yea Forums and the other chan that Yea Forums doesnt allow me to say

im getting bored

Why?

Why did you make niggers?

Does it matter? Kindof ig.

I was drunk af ok

You got that damn right. Im me.

Lolis arent that bad, i invented them

Not god, but maybe just like, do something else instead of sitting around masturbating all day?

Try making something, doesn't matter how fucking terrible it is.

Why the fuck did you make mosquitoes bitch

42.

When's the world gonna end?

What's next? The internet was pretty cool, i'm looking forward to whatever is next

i know they aint bad, im fuckin tired of seeing all the same damn porn, and i do nothing other than beat off to lolis.

IM FUCKIN BORED LET ME DIE DAMN YOU

shut up hoe

Oh also, besides all the death and awful shit, how's the view?

Race didnt work like that. I make a planet, just for myself, the shit started changing. Like a massive AI open world videogame, the continents shifted, and the species evolved. Continental drift and shit. I aint racist, but youre allowed to be.

Can give me a grilled cheese

If someone were to carpet bomb Africa and the middle east with Nukes, would they be guaranteed a spot in heaven or hell?

I didnt, that was Sam.

2044

Fuck Sam, that stupid nigger bitch cunt

if yr so all powerful can u make a rock so big even u cant lift it?

I have a studio apartment in Cleveland. Veiw aint bad.

Alright, thats cool

Can you create a rock so large that even you can't lift it?

Hell isnt real, its a human concept of manipulation. Heaven isnt real either, The Gate of Forever isnt heaven, but its pretty neat. Ill show you one day.

This

I dont make the rocks, they were here when i showed up.

Why didn't you give me a thicker dick

I didnt make your dick. I myself have a solid 4 incher.

Who made my fucking dicn

That was Quill. There are 3 if us. Me, Sam, and Quill.

Greedy jews that prioritize monetary gain and antichristian dogma is the reason why life sucks

There was a time they were righteous although that dissipated over greed and sin


No and No

Use a question mark when you ask a question

No

Yahweh

I erased your father from my afterlife

Yes, and gayness is actually extreme sadomasochism. There is no such thing as faggotry in a biological sense. That's merely rhetoric with no grounds in science. Fags are essentially straight people caught off the deep end and revel in their own sadomasochistic tendencies and degeneracy.

Africa isn't the origin of life

You'll learn soon

And you are a shill trying to larp that you are me

You are going to Hell

If there are three of you, what's with the first commandment?

heads or tails?

Not me^

>Thou shalt not speak of fight club

We didnt make that, that was crazy eyes. What do you humans call him, Moses?

Tails

We dont usually medel in human affairs, but me and quill saw fight club like 4 times, good movie.

it was heads...

Shit, my pizza rolls are done. Raincheck on the ama mortals, byeeee

Mosquitoes have their role in the ecosystem aside from infecting niggers

Kys shill
Depends on how corrupt humanity is

Robotics and quantum computing

Its not that good to say the least

You can make it yourself

Heaven

No

No

Don't wear skinny jeans

there is only one of me

tails

I erased your family from my afterlife

It was tails you lair

I erased your family from my afterlife

What is your beef with me being happy? Stop being a motherfucker already.

If you cannot create a rock so large that you cant move it, you are not all powerful.

when were you born?

When will I get some mofuckin poon?

This. Most definitely this.

Yo god what about furries and traps? Or was that satan?

Idk man