Daily reminder that if you don't look EXACTLY like this guy and are ATLEAST 6'5ft all OR make 7-figures USD...

Nice LARP faggots now gtfo my board

Wtf is a larp bro

I'm 6ft, only above average looking and have a hot asian wife. It's not hard.

Well I'm 6'5 so I'm ok. And the only getting laid I do is when I get knocked the fuck out when I hit my head on literally everything

Nice LARP faggots now gtfo my board

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Guess that leaves OP dead along the side of the road.

Moving out of your mom's basement, not spending every spare moment in front of a computer, getting a job and washing yourself and your clothes daily might be a good start.