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I use to make action figures

Hey do I need a new car ride or do something for me a couple of minutes ago and then I’ll meet him there I can just come back to the house

My wife is also my sister and none of our friends know.

We have two kids together

Our parents initially wanted to completely cut ties with us, but after she had our first child they grew to accept it and now support our family.

Our children have 0 birth defects

I have the 10,000,000th largest penis in the world

I clean up crime scenes for a living.

yeah. why?

post something interesting, nigger

holy shit how'd you get that job? Thats not something you typically look for on craigslist

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I make crime scenes

just make sure your children don't fuck each other. Second and third generation incest is when things get weird.

I fantasise about kidnapping a loli and forcing her to play video games with me and cook for me and basically be a wife except I fuck her in the ass and abuse her on a daily basis.
and when she beats me in a video game she gets more anal
anal anal anal anal anal
that's what I'm thinking about

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I spent two and a half years in a federal prison because I was one of the largest manufacturers of MDMA in American history. AMA...

I've been the guy in that gif

How'd you get caught? Snitched on or did you find up and get sloppy?

*Fuck up

90% chance your grandchildren will experience some major gene fuckup. Anyway, good for you user. The universe is hostile. So impersonal. Devour to survive, so it is, so it's always been.
Fuck everyone else user. Fuck you children, you grandchildren and anyone else who comes after them. They just don't matter. You're the only one that does. Nigger.

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nothing about me is interesting

how much money you make?
How'd you learn how to do it?
How much violence was needed in your line of work, did you cut throats with a boxcutter like Breaking Bad?

Whatever I can do with my right hand I can do with my left, and I can switch dominancy of my eyes as well so I can shoot just as acurately left handed as I can right handed.

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Cousin hooked me up with a fire/water/mold restoration company that occasionally took the odd jobs to clean. Moved on by reference to a company that exclusively dealt with bio-hazard jobs with much higher pay after training. Job title is a bit of a misconception. Mostly deal with suicides or decomps (unattended deaths). Crime scenes (homicides/robbery/meth labs/tear gas/etc) are like 10% of the work.
Job creator. Thanks.

Care to tell how it started and how you progressed with the fisting?

Yes I was arrested for and 1/2 years after the fact because of snitches. I realize how dangerous it wasn't stopped after only 6 months. I was about three months away from the statute of limitations running out. I was convicted with nothing but I witness testimony no other evidence...

>How'd you learn how to do it?
just read any first internet tutorial you fucking moron

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I beat Halo: Combat Evolved on Legendary using only an assault rifle

No violence ever... everyone in the group did discuss killing anybody that turned on as though but it was only talk and half joking.

Our first batch we make 30 grand a month all five of us. We were projected to end up making a hundred and fifty Grand a month each but we detected DEA surveillance and I bailed on the project.

like I said in the other post I was then arrested 4 and 1/2 years later.

what's garlic massive amount of psychedelic mushrooms in a walk-in closet but they didn't have a warrant set in find that. That wasn't for selling now that was just my private usage.

Bum rap man. You provided a supply to meet a demand. If you sold to kids directly, your 're a faggot tho.

sauce pls. google search turned.up more.of the same.gif

No man this is back in the 90s when the Raves were going strong. it's not an addictive drug you would sell children, but it certainly can be abused and cause brain damage if you're an idiot... I support license use for therapeutic purposes.

Ha

Good man.

I'm on the run

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sounds awesome. how do I get that job?

well define children because if you mean underage teenagers they came to raves too and nobody is going to id them for mdma.
and it is addictive, my friend was a trafficker and ate like 20 of them a day.

the brain damage thing (olneys lesions) was disproven

Impossible. The first weapon you get is a pistol

Quit my job a month ago, went to the bank and pulled out all of my savings, been buying lottery tickets every week since.
I plan to kill myself if I don't win in a year.

I'm stalking a girl I used to orbit. Recently moved into her apartment complex and doesn't suspect my true intentions. Initially I thought I'd just sabatoge her relationship but I've decided to murder her fiance in the fall.

you've probably seen my horrifying desk and room in those type of threads, and presumed i'm some useless autist/neet; but i have a degree from a top 20 university in neuroscience and currently work doing contracting maintaining legacy line of business applications that companies can't afford to completely rewrite in a language that hasn't been dead for 20-40 years.

I know in some missions you don't immediately start with an assault rifle (like in Two Betrayals) but the moment I get my hands on one it's on

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solid financial planning Yea Forumsro

Not sure where you live or your experience, but you can always go the route I did through a major remediation company (Rainbow International/Servicemaster/Servpro/etc). Or google local biohazard cleaning companies in your area and ask for openings since the listings can be vague and hard to find, if posted at all. Turnover rate is insanely high so they're picky with their candidates. The entire job is basically a glorified demolition job in Tyvek suits, so if you have any physical labor experience that'll be valued over any degree. Certification is given through various organizations (Amdecon/ABRA/IICRC) but on-the-job training is semi-standard.

The drug stimulates the release of your own brain chemical serotonin. There is a limited amount of Serotonin and the drug stops working after you use that amount.

It is in no way physically addicting. it might be psychologically addicting but so is anything like video games, porn, the Bible, whenever...

As for brain damage it could over stimulate your serotonin producers or receivers. I think the evidence shows that can cause depressive episodes for years after abuse but eventually th e brain heals...

it releases more than serotonin.
you should know the name, being a manufacturer, no?
3,4-methylenedioxymethamphetamine. take a guess from that name what else it raises levels of.
everything that floods you with dopamine is addictive.

yeah but largely reversible receptor upregulation/downregulation and genetic switches for receptor structure and quantity aren't, stricly speaking, considered "brain damage"

i don't know why the largest manufacturer in the US doesn't know all this.

I have a distant cousin who was a country singer that died in a plane crash

What made you do this?

it's fun that the user that is a huge mdma manufacturer came to the same thread as the user with the neuroscience degree with focus in psychopharmacology on top

so i'll ask a question. what did you use for precursor, did you start further from isosafrole and other list 1s, or just evade the list 1 checks to obtain an easier precursor

nice cope you fucking druggie. Too bad you didn't fucking die in prison shitbag.

hm i think mr. mdma might have been lying.

if not, second question is are you a former bee? (if you don't know what that means don't worry you're not)

My arms don't straighten out. It was like this my whole life.

True true...I was just testing you. I did halo 2 with a plasma pistol..shit was so cash

I got tired of having all of my hard earned money go to my piece of shit of a sister and her 4 fatherless children, so that day I told her that I wasn't going to support her anymore, packed my bags, said goodbye to my mother and left the house.

Started with a 50 gallon drum of sassafras oil from China.

In 2014 I lived with my parents and smoked meth all night and day for like 2 years. It was killing me. I played tf2 a lot and I have almost 4k hours on the game. A black dude I met in jail tried to rob me with a gun when I was buying weed for the come down, but I escaped on my bicycle. Later we ran into each other at frys marketplace but he was with his girl and I with my mom so we just stood in line staring at each other.

I learned the one pot method for cooking crystal and damaged my mom's new Hyundai during my first cook lol.

I quit it all the start of 2016, relocated and now I make decent money making an honest buck. I just very recently started telling my relocation friends little tidbits of who I used to be but they'll never understand.

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Went to minimum-security federal prison, was a cakewalk. With a library and movie Nights and holiday meals a full weight room. I met all sorts of interesting politicians and bankers...

No idea what bee is...

Um... Wikipedia dude don't you know all the answers are there?

"MDMA-exposed primates showed reduced numbers of serotonergic neurons 7 years later, indicating that some of MDMA's effect on the brain can be long lasting."

I know obscure knowledge of weird parts of history. Other then that i am a complete retard

i hate this site
i hate twitter
i hate reddit
i hate facebook

i hate social media, i hate politics, it's all sucked me in & rotted my mind, addicted and suicidal just trying to pass the time everyday of my meaningless existence

What is the point of typing out the chemical name for MDMA? Who the fuck are you trying to impress? On Yea Forums lol

Let me give you some advice kid... Being very smart will alienate you from a lot of humanity. If you just going around using big words to impress people you're alienating 90% of people who don't understand it and you also look like a douchebag.

ah. back in the older days of the web, the hive was the site for serious drug chemistry discussion. grad students, phds, professional chemical engineers, all developing and testing synthesis methods for all sorts of recreational drugs. it was glorious. sites like rhodium, wetdreams, and synthetikal followed, but none brought together the level of expertise that the hive did.
but anyway, wouldn't sassafras oil still be list 1? that qty is a lot to risk on random customs checks...

you didn't understand my comment, did you.

Sassafras oil is also used for aromatherapy so we created a fake company. Remember this is way back in the 90s too...

it was to highly the 'methamphetamine' part for the dingbat that thought it only effected serotonin.

highlight*

> you didn't understand my comment, did you

Using intelligence to support an ephemeral ego will only lead to pain later in your life... meditate on this.

Jesus dude, an orgasm releases more dopamine than standard dose of MDMA.

Trying to correct someone when you don't even understand what they're talking about isn't going to work well for you either buddy.

Tried to fuck my cat when I was 12yo.

Beating your chest like a gorilla and and throwing pseudo-intellectual feces on an anime chat board has got to be one of the most pathetic forms of ego boosting I've ever seen. I don't buy into reincarnation but you really should study some Buddhism...

does an orgasm last hours? and given how often and compulsively many people masturbate, that's a weak argument to start.
animals self administer and it's associated with the same changes seen in the more seriously addictive drugs.

sure thing. i'll get right on that. meanwhile, you can spend some time considering how far what you're doing is going to get you irl.

i wanna go back to a time (before 2014) when i didn't care about politics or the world at large, just my being integral to a community of like minded people was enough to give me a sense of purpose.

away from the toxicity and infighting. ignorance is truly bliss.

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He could have melee

I hear ya user, but you need to go back a little further than that for pure bliss.
>aka anytime prior to 2001

I grew up in a religious cult

the-hive.archive.erowid.org/forum/forums.pl

i don't remember then but .. i could sense before 9/11 that americans were content, even the differences in behavior of anchors. so chill, now we are constantly in a state of fight or flight.

i get the world was always chaotic but it certainly took a turn for the worse after 9/11

what do you miss ?

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i want to fuck my coworker and i think it's going to happen on friday night

pic unrelated

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Only had sex with one girl in my life, my wife. Been together for 10 years and I’m happy with it.

>what do you miss?
Early internet was just a series of niche sites and chat rooms (IRC). Also, before social media and Google there was just a (good) sense of emptiness in life that made you content. If you wanted to know something you either needed to know someone who did or an encyclopedia. Gaming was pretty cryptic too and if you couldn't beat a game you just dealt with it and moved on without ever knowing.
>oh well...

I fucked my subordinate at work and was forced to quit because of it.

Pretty obsessed with the rugged lifestyle. I wish I could afford to go live off the grid. Would totally love and die like a pioneer.

Butt sex isn’t that great, bruh. You’ll grow out of the fetish when you finally get laid.

Mike?

Short ligaments?

nice tits on her

More details. Other family still in? You fucked up now?

This is some of the most Low IQ conversation I've seen on this board.

I have allot of warehouse experience, typically carry 80lbs+ regularly, can I swing that in my favor or do they want something hardcore like construction?

right, so you had to branch your own way around, and that mystery gave you ambition and room to grow?

and sure, we are mere pawns for social media and google now, with ads and all, and how it's said that social media ceos censor people and stoke rivalry to maximize profit in the long run. Now big corporations have managed to hypnotize us in to their hell holes, telling people that social media brings us together, when actually it helps to demonstrate just how narcissistic, one-sided and vicious people can be in hive-minds. i don' want any side in it, but you're sort of obligated to it, especially if you don't know any different and caught in a box.

gimme a time machine

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I bet you’re fun at parties, soyboi

my first sexual experience was shared with my cousin when we were about 12.

Feel you brother, I'm also being guilted into taking care of deadbeat family, I'm slowly reaching my breaking point if just driving in a direction and not stopping.

I was so horny today I dryhumped my dog and came on his back. Not sure where to go from here.

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Well, it's better than nothing. The candidates (regardless of experience) that can tolerate the job are a complete mystery to be honest with you. I've seen a 100lb girl fresh out of high school kick ass at the job and a 250lb former college football player bail on the first day. It's a combination of a strong stomach all while working in physically demanding conditions. If you're claustrophobic at all or cannot handle horrendous smells/sights you can forget about it. Don't know if you don't try. Those that manage these types of companies are a little lenient given the turnover so don't sweat it too much.

I inherited a small fortune when my parents passed away a few years ago. Moved 600 km (Canada fag) away and started a new life. No one here knows the truth and assumes I am a successful entrepreneur. I mostly work on my investment portfolio and enjoy life. I'll answer questions if anyone wants me to.

Thanks, I'll give it a shot, I'm at a point in my life where all I want is to make money fast so I can do important shit later, if that means cutting down an hero's for a fat check then so be it.

Im schizotypal not schizophrenic

Fell hard for a girl but she already had bf and now their engaged. trying to move on but feelings aren't going away and she keeps trying contact me

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She either needs a shoulder to cry on or actually likes you but I'd say it's the latter you nigger.

Did they really lewd the clown girl from the big comfy couch

Wtf man

I have two girlfriends who also like each other

I'm from Northern Europe and travelled to Mexico for three weeks by myself when I turned 18. None of my friends or family thought I would survive.

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I have worked for and met Sam Hyde & Corridor Digital (random but true), and have built close relationships with both of them. i jerked off at corridors office and thought about how it would be funny to splooge on their red camera. Niko had a folder hidden in another discreet folder on their server with a video of ASMR stepmom porn. I asked Carmichael about this and he gave me a look like only you and me know about this dont blow the whistle. OK!

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i spoke with sam on facebook a year or so ago, hes pretty much me but more visibly "woke" lol. down to the mannerisms and everything

I've been fucking around with a chick about 2 weeks now. She's fucking crazy hot andvery kink forward. Teaching me about BDSM and stuff. Im pretty depressed (pretty sure that's the only reason she's fucking me, that and prince Albert) but I've not been able to come once because of the meds I'm on. So. There it is

There is literally not a single interesting thing about me, I'm probably one of the most boring people on the planet

Not too interesting but I plan on killing myself I'm waiting on buying a shotgun and some tarp/tent this paycheck and blowing my brains out. My plan is to drive out as far away as I can from home in a woodland location, get drunk so it's easier, and get on with it. The only people that know is you guys now

hes a good guy. irl

are you like 18 gtfo of there SON!!! bdsm is for fags... your not a FAG are you? dont be gay.

get a job

Trust me, I considered that, but what can I do when she's engaged? If I hang around her I'll be dead inside, and the emotional casualties from me trying to pursue and damaging two happy people because I'm some love struck bastard is to high. It's best I just leave.
My favorite part is that the artist actually drew her asshole through the onsie

35. Having a chick teach me about sounding is the beesfuckingknees.

Say there's 3.25 billion men in the world,10 millionth still ranks you bigger than 99.7 percent of the population.

I studied and practiced Kung-fu for over ten years, I haven't practiced for about the same amount of time at this point. I remember all of the techniques but I'm so out of shape now that I would get winded if I tried to do any of it.