Regrettably, my wife woke up again this morning...

Regrettably, my wife woke up again this morning. I would share nudes except she’s a bitch and won’t take any new ones. She hasn’t worked in 14 years but is too tired to have sex except once every two weeks, on average. I’m good at fucking and she cums almost every time. She is averse to having fun or doing anything new or different. Her reaction to anything is “No”. Yay!!!

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Sounds like she should be the one posting threads on Yea Forums.

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I’m bored as fuck here. I used to travel and do things and hang out with friends. She has no friends that she ever hangs out with, has never gone anywhere except where I’ve taken her and never wants to go anywhere. Only wants to fuck in the the same place, at the same time in the same position. She also has resting bitch face. Granted, we have kids but they are no longer little.

How about an open and honest talk with her about how you feel if you truly want to work on your relationship with her. If she's completely unfazed after multiple attempts to working with you, maybe it's time to kick the bucket. But it's worth a try instead of bitching here. Just be honest, open, but not an asshole. She was once a person you fell in love with, enough so to marry. Try to find things again.

My XP is too low for this one. Could you go out and have fun like you used too? Or are you too old and just having dreams of the past. Sometime something is better then nothing. Then again wtf do I know?

If she only fucks you once every two weeks, she isn't actually coming

We have talked about it. I’m not getting a divorce. She is fine with sex once every two weeks. She never initiates anything.

She does. She usually does more than once and then makes me hurry up and finish because it starts to feel uncomfortable after she cums. I fucked many girls before we were together. I can tell if she’s faking it. She also says when she doesn’t cum.

I’m only 40. I’m not dead yet. Just had a blast of a weekend with my buddy. We aren’t old.

Let this poor sap be a lesson in why you never get married.

pure making a major mistake: you're asking her. Tell her, with understanding. Babe I'm going golfing then the track Saturday. I don't see anything on the calendar.
Simple. She whines, she bitches, tough shit. Me? YOU fucking sleep on the couch. No sex? You want to use sex as,a power play. Ok, I'm getting some sex...somewhere.
Trying acting like a man, you fucking millenial ball-less bastard.

I’m in the same boat,

I just leave and go out and fuck friends of mine whose husbands are like your wife.

Fuck her if she wants to sit at home and be boring. Go out in live if you’re not ready for a divorce now. Wait till this aggravation builds to resentment. Give it another 1 to 5 years. What about the minute you fall for another woman? It’s gonna happen, it always does.

I have friends. I play in bands. I have plenty of fun without her. She doesn’t stop me from doing things. We don’t really have fun together. I’m not a millennial. I’m Gen-X.

Lmaooo

I’m also not some pushover soy boy feminist. I own a business and make money. I am more towards the cretin type than the opposite.

Your educated reply would bring a laugh, I'm sure. Though I'm sure it would be far from "educated."

I’ve had plenty of opportunities to fuck others. I can’t do it. Unlike many people, I didn’t get married to fuck around. Lying makes me worse than her.

try asking her what she likes to do and then either do that or make fun of it until she feels bad and either leaves or does what you want

then divorce her you sad sack of shit. if she doesn't provide you with anything, why are you providing her everything?

Been there, buddy. I’ve known her for 20 years. She like crafts and super boring shit.

I don’t want a divorce. If anything, I’ll start fucking a client or something. I’ve been with enough women to know they are all disturbed mentally. The grass isn’t greener on the other side.

then make fun of it until she feels bad

Check’d and putting someone down to make yourself feel better is never the answer. She just needs to fuck more and I could look past the resting bitch face. We’ve talked about it but nothing changes. She’s also lost weight and is too skinny. She was never big to begin with but now she’s a fucking skeleton. She had great DD tits, kinda saggy. Her recent weight loss has destroyed them.

Respecting your decision to not cheat like some of these assholes recomend here. It shows you have a heart. I'd be eaten by guilt if I ever did anything like that. I couldn't keep that in me. I hope you find your best friend back dude and the love that you had to marry her

What the fuck are you talking about? I told you to do that so she would take an interest in what you are doing and why are you rambling about her weight

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Beta boy detected

Thanks. I have literally had multiple opportunities. Can’t do it. I can always jack off.

I never said I was perfect. I’m not.

Everything I do is just as boring to her as her shit is to me.

then you're probably both just boring people and you should get used to being bored all the time

Funny. I’m not saying I’m perfect and I don’t require continual excitement. I play a bunch of instruments and play live music on top of owning a relatively successful business. I have lots of good friends. She has none. I do stuff. She sits at home.

Ha. Right. I'm beta because I care. Lol. I'm sorry you've been sucked into the slum of this world where you genuinely believe that alpha means being an asshole. You are what's wrong with this place and why our society is continuing to burn

She's clearly gotten comfortable OP, and everything else is just her true self. Somewhere down the line she decided she doesn't respect you, and that her needs are more important, now she knows you'll stick around out of convenience, love, and the kids. Now I have no personal experience on this matter as I'm 29, but I am a well respected shrink for professionals, and what you're experiencing is not atypical in the slightest. As a result of our cut and run divorce rate plenty of people are becoming single in their 40 and 50's. Unfortunately people change over time, and your wife turned out to be a slovenly, sexless, codependent, fortunately you have a large dating pool of divorcees, and as long as you're financially comfortable or relatively well physically maintained you'll be fine. As for the kids no need to worry, from personal experience life is much better when you're not stuck in a house with two people who clearly resent one another. Congratulations on your renaissance OP and may you experience your second chance at goofy teenage love and regular sex, just have the courage to pull the trigger.

lole
wat

so you do stuff the point is to try to get her to do that with you

> I’m good at fucking
Dunning-Kruger is strong with you, little man

No one is.

I’ve tried man. And what’s funny is the few times I’ve gotten her out of the house, we have fun and end up having great sex.

Being good at fucking isn’t hard if you think about what feels good for the other person for five seconds, unless you have a micro penis. I’ve been with enough women to know.

Thing is, I don’t want a divorce. If I were ever to fuck someone else, it would just be fucking. I have no desire to date or do any of that again.

divorce. but sounds like you won't because you are comfortable as is, you just want to bitch about lack of sex. so next obvious suggestion is to get a fuckbuddy or hire escorts or prostitutes.

Divorce and live on your own. She's just using you for money.

I’m not comfortable. I also believe divorce is a last resort. I might possibly be acting like a whiny bitch but I could fuck daily and she would never.

Dude dont be worrying when we get boomers out of office and we get someone tech focused like Andrew Yang, you will be able to go into a replica earth personal server and have every celebrity you can think of blow your dick off while you fly around like superman.

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then setup a weekly appointment with a prostitute.

A boring woman is better than a slutty woman who cheats on you. Just talk things out and stay together since you have kids together. Don't be such a hedonistic, selfish nigger.

Well then you're going to have to settle. She's not going to change this is who she has reconciled herself to be, and you're trapped, legally and because you just stated you're unwilling to leave, which she knows. You'll get the occasional attempt, but ultimately she'll go back, because this is what she wants now, and she knows she can. What I'm talking about isn't about sex dummy. It's about finding someone who treats you like youre special enough to make the effort.

I agree. Wanting to fuck your wife isn’t always selfish. I’m not forcing her or demanding it.

I’m probably just as guilty as she is but having sex makes me feel closer to her. It’s a circle. No sex, feel less close. Try less.

Women like sex as much as guys, if she ain't fucking you regular she is fucking someone else, you can take that to the bank.

yeah probably this. op did you try spying on her? she's getting her sex from a neighbor probably or one of your friends.

I get it man, this I do have personal experience on. I dated this girl for 5 years, around 3 years in we went from every day sex to sex once a week, but she was beautiful and I loved her as a person, so I stuck around. I explained to her many times, that relationships were clock work and sex was a necessary component, and things would change for a little, but ultimately revert back to the same. This would then lead to me becoming sex obsessed when I hung out with her, and frustrated when we didn't have sex. I eventually ended up breaking up with her, because she knew I needed sex to function, but ultimately my needs mattered less. I understand you don't want to uproot your life for such a small matter. It won't change though, and either accept it or cut and run now, while your dick still gets hard.

Bwahhhhhh!!!!

Married 12 years myself. This is the way of the world. Women are stupid lazy hoes. Oh and she is probably cheating on OP.

She’s not fucking anyone else. She’s never been with anyone else.

hahahaha

Let me tell you, if she aint fucking you regular then she is fucking someone else.
Do you live on top of a mountain? On a boat?
If it's possible for someone else to visit your house or she goes shopping alone......if it's physically possible and she is no longer fucking you.....then she is fucking someone else.

I do feel like my needs matter least in the house and I have one basic need...intimacy.

no. the most basic need is literacy.

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Anything is possible, of course. I highly doubt it though. She’s never fucked anyone else even when I was out being a young male whore. I’ve even brought up her fucking someone else just to do it and she doesn’t want to. The odds are low on that but she does have time alone everyday.

In some way, being on Yea Forums proves literacy.

If you don’t have kids, divorce her now.

this op is a fucking retard. any advice he is given
> hurr durr b-b-buttt...
fuck out of here faggot!

Yeah, that’ll work. My wife is a stone wall. Don’t know why? I think maybe her father molested her.

Everyone is disturbed, but women can be really nuts.

You dont turn her on anymore fag... get the clue, if she is masturbating over sex, you fucked up somewhere. Change back to the "cool" you or get a divorce.

Your mistake is to see her as some other being that doesn't need loving, women need it more than men......she get's stuck in a rut her life seems mundane she meets some guy online.....it's new....it's exciting....next thing she stops having sex with you.

If you approach her to try and spice up your sex life and she's not interested then that is a big red flag.....why wouldn't anyone want to make something a little more fun.....unless they were getting the fun some place else.